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Nate in IA · « **on:** April 12, 2006, 07:11:51 pm »

All of the Clarks for producing today's highly entertaining threads. Truly, there hasn't been such a display of childishness, self-righteousness, and idiocy in a very long time and I for one thank you. I forgot what idiots there are out there.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:17:13 pm »

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All of the Clarks for producing today's highly entertaining threads. Truly, there hasn't been such a display of childishness, self-righteousness, and idiocy in a very long time and I for one thank you. I forgot what idiots there are out there.

I see these fucktards as a team building exercise to unify the board, up moral. They are an internet ropes course, if you will.

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:33:27 pm »

2-2, the whine streak remains unbroken.

(Hint: It's the content, stupid)

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:40:03 pm »

Who said that we were looking for relevant astros content?

AllyDStros · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:40:04 pm »

I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself. Sure my nick is completely uncreative, but that's because my memory is nonexistant and I don't think I'd remember it otherwise!

Anyway, I've been a 'Stros fan since the late 80s (though I don't remember much prior to recent years). I'll admit right off the bat that I'm clueless when compared to most of you about baseball...at least at analyzing, so I hope you guys will bear with my insanely stupid questions.

I've got to say, though, that as a postless (until this point) Clarkette, some of the other Clarks don't understand that you don't come into a community insulting people. That *NEVER* goes over well. You're a group of informed, smart, funny, wiseasses. My kind of people!

Nate in IA · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:53:06 pm »

Welcome! Though I'm hardly the welcoming committee, judging by your first post, I'd say you're going to enjoy it quite a bit around here.

buz · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2006, 07:56:46 pm »

Yes, this has been an enjoyable day.

Taras Bulba · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:20:47 pm »

Welcome to the board. Any thoughts you have on the concept and practice of a "rusty trombone" will be much appreciated by all.

AllyDStros · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:33:11 pm »

Silly fellow clarks. Quit whining about your mistreatment and just *POST* your thoughts on the team, for the love of Jeebus!

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:34:39 pm »

I would like to go on record as stating that, it's just preposterous to expect intellectual gain by responding to critcism with something like the following:

"eye thank yew are a stupit idiot who need to grow up and get mature... then u need to go and tell you're mommy that u've been playing on her 'pooter a gain and pleed for fourgivness... and stuff... then mabey you can get date with real girl and everthang... and crud like that, because your inmanure."

AllyDStros · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2006, 08:57:57 pm »

What prompted me? To be honest I got annoyed w/ fellow clarks besmirching our clarkiness w/ stupid ass bandwagon rhetoric that doesn't even make sense if you pay attention to the club any time other than, say, the playoffs.

Like, say, the Drayton is satan and he's a pennypincher to boot(!) line of thought. Or the excessive 'I'm being crucified just because I'm a newbie and not an insider' mentality.

Some of these clarks have huge persecution complexes going on. Either that or enormous egos they haven't earned with... Ummm...anything? If you're going to have an ego, c'mon, at least be smart. Or have something to add to the discussion. If you have nothing to add, don't post!

I guess I just felt I had something to add, finally.

AllyDStros · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2006, 09:04:19 pm »

Oh, you didn't mean me. Haha! It'd be nice if I eventually learned how to read!

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:21:01 pm »

is it any wonder not many get beyond this status before they seek pastures new?

That's the idea, sport.

Astroholic · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:23:14 pm »

I usually only visit this board at "work", but I had to return this evening to see how my new friends were doing. Looks like 1 decent new clark and at least four sub-par Clarks. 1 for 5, a .200 average is above Dave Clark (the clark) average, but wait, how many post did these sub-pars have and what did they add. Yep, probable around .100 decent material added by clarks today, so it was a very clarkian day.

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:48:13 pm »

Most would argue that I'm still stupid (and effete and a snob, etc) but my first post was about moving Biggio to catcher.

mihoba · « **Reply #29 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:52:41 pm »

I'm still trying to get that dent out of my ass after Noe kicked it for flaming Billy Wagner in '98.

Chester Charge was the first respondent to my post. Somehow, I survived.

Fredia · « **Reply #31 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:12:53 pm »

relavent content huh.. i know i am always on top of things when i psot

AllyDStros · « **Reply #35 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:02:19 am »

I only took up using them to reflect the mood of my posts because apparently sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet...

Heh!

BTW, thank you (and everyone else) for the nice, warm welcome. I appreciate it.

JimR · « **Reply #38 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:49:52 am »

welcome, ally. we need more new folks like you.

WFW to the other Clark on this thread. i hope Spack checks him out thoroughly.

Tralfaz · « **Reply #39 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:49:56 am »

I always post when drinking, especially at work.

Astroholic · « **Reply #42 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:47:11 am »

Now why the hell didn't I think of that. To tell you the truth, most of these snapperheads flame out way before loosing clark status. I was a clark. I had been reading AC almost since its inception. I decided to post and got my ass handed to me by Noe, Fog, etc. I finally got the Fuck Off from Jim. I did not post for many months after that short burst. I went back and read what I had posted and saw how damn stupid it was. So yes, most of us were Clarks too, but the ones that usually stick around long enough to receive different status are not the cocksuckers. Quality of Quantity.

mihoba · « **Reply #43 on:** April 14, 2006, 06:44:09 am »

All Clarks should see this first.

Posting

Nate in IA · « **Reply #44 on:** April 14, 2006, 11:13:13 am »

That is freakin' hilarious but oh so needed!

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