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Giants preview is up
« on: April 11, 2006, 11:32:49 am »
don't read this, go read the preview.  Asshole.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 12:07:37 pm »
Glovezilla is perfect.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 12:15:14 pm »
I didn't care for TRO.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 12:22:11 pm »
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I didn't care for TRO.



Just keep sitting out there where we were on Opening Day. It's probably far enough away that it wouldn't violate a restraining order.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 12:25:13 pm »
Mmmm, spareribs.

I swear to god, I almost suggested "Sprunt" yesterday. But then I thought of "Half-a-Bee" and suggested that instead. I also like Glovezilla, Slappy, and Citgo.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 12:27:30 pm »
Although Matthias is a great reference, it may be a little obscure for most.

How about Godfather, for the sequel that may be almost as good as the original?
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2006, 12:30:52 pm »
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Although Matthias is a great reference, it may be a little obscure for most.

How about Godfather, for the sequel that may be almost as good as the original?



I like Franchise. And I like B-Rod for TRO.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2006, 12:40:34 pm »
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I didn't care for TRO.



Just keep sitting out there where we were on Opening Day. It's probably far enough away that it wouldn't violate a restraining order.



There is no TRO.  It expired years ago.

B-Rod is good.  I think Damn could be good also.  You know like, Damn he is fine, or Damn he hit into a DP.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2006, 12:55:40 pm »
"Bonds, of course, is the big story... ... He?s already sat one game where the field was too wet for him to not have his leg muscles fall of the bone like a mesquite smoked spare rib."
Nicely done.  Speaking of wet fields:
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Ugh.  Tonight's game will be very tough to get in.  Monster storm lurking out to the west.  *Lots* of rain and raw.  Tomorrow night's game will yeild the best conditions of the three as the storm moves south.  Thursday has the cut-off low moving back to the northeast and approaching the coast.  Hopefully they can get the day game in before it arrives.  Especially since I will be there!

Here's an animated pic of the beast:
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2006, 12:57:44 pm »
Just close the roof...
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2006, 01:37:09 pm »
I'm sure you knew this and just refuse to honor all these changes, but the name "Pac Bell" is no more.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2006, 02:18:14 pm »
I'm glad I got another supporter on Token.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2006, 02:22:42 pm »
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I'm glad I got another supporter on Token.


I think Token's great.  But I am concerned that there are many who would miss the irony.  Rainman's good too, not just because of tendency to say "definitely" a lot, but also because he's pelting the outfield seats.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2006, 02:24:06 pm »
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I'm glad I got another supporter on Token.


I think Token's great.  But I am concerned that there are many who would miss the irony.  Rainman's good too, not just because of tendency to say "definitely" a lot, but also because he's pelting the outfield seats.



Besides, Waldo already used Rainman in last game's wrap up so it's set in stone.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2006, 02:32:51 pm »
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I'm glad I got another supporter on Token.


I think Token's great.  But I am concerned that there are many who would miss the irony.  Rainman's good too, not just because of tendency to say "definitely" a lot, but also because he's pelting the outfield seats.



Besides, Waldo already used Rainman in last game's wrap up so it's set in stone.



Subtlety is wasted on you people, from the Sat. recap.

"...bottom of the 9th Preston Wilson added a token run with a homer to right. That makes 3 games in a row that Berkman and Wilson have homered; definitely an improvement over last season"
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2006, 03:14:20 pm »
My only concern with Rainman is that Tom Cruise will start hanging around MMP pestering fans about Xenu and Katie Holmes.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2006, 03:37:14 pm »
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I'm glad I got another supporter on Token.


I think Token's great.  But I am concerned that there are many who would miss the irony.  Rainman's good too, not just because of tendency to say "definitely" a lot, but also because he's pelting the outfield seats.



Token's absolutely unacceptable.  There's no subway in Houston.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2006, 03:51:17 pm »
I still haven't been on that People Plowing train they built, does it take tokens?  I suppose one of these days when I'm back in town I should swing through and get hit by it.
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« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2006, 03:58:56 pm »
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I still haven't been on that People Plowing train they built, does it take tokens?  I suppose one of these days when I'm back in town I should swing through and get hit by it.



Naw.  For the People Plow, you buy a ticket.  At least some do.
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Re: Giants preview is up
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2006, 09:40:03 pm »
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At least some do.



Few do.
BTW-tonight's game is postponed, to be made up as a day-night double header tomorrow.
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2006, 09:43:11 pm »
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At least some do.



Few do.
BTW-tonight's game is postponed, to be made up as a day-night double header tomorrow.




Actually, I think it's scheduled to be made up on Thursday.
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2006, 09:55:27 pm »
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At least some do.



Few do.
BTW-tonight's game is postponed, to be made up as a day-night double header tomorrow.




Actually, I think it's scheduled to be made up on Thursday.



I thought tomorrow was Thursday when I posted that......
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« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2006, 11:51:52 pm »
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At least some do.



Few do.
BTW-tonight's game is postponed, to be made up as a day-night double header tomorrow.




Actually, I think it's scheduled to be made up on Thursday.



I thought tomorrow was Thursday when I posted that......



Yeah I was just correcting it so people weren't confused. No big deal!
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