Author Topic: DVD Review (Read 3789 times)

Bill McLuggage · « **on:** April 04, 2006, 04:09:48 pm »

astrojo · « **Reply #1 on:** April 04, 2006, 04:13:06 pm »

I ordered mine but it has not shipped yet.

CJM · « **Reply #2 on:** April 04, 2006, 04:28:20 pm »

Quote:

The Link

Did anybody notice the guy (Don Houston) that reviewed the Astros DVD seems to be that sites "porn" reviewer as well? The Link to his bio page. I find that amusing for some reason.

I wonder if he thought the Astros DVD's audio was better than "Assault That Ass #8"?

edited to add: I'm waiting on Amazon to ship mine. (Astros DVD, not "Assault That Ass #8")

toddthebod · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:09:41 pm »

funniest line. ever.

"As one of the more prolific porn reviewers online, Don prefers technical quality over dark, shadowy movies in almost all cases."

Taras Bulba · « **Reply #4 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:11:49 pm »

The DVD apparently does not include the dinger Biggio hit off of Wagner. How do you make a story about the highlights of the Astros' season without including that? When I asked the MLB guy in charge of marketing the thing, he was completely unaware of it.

MusicMan · « **Reply #7 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:40:31 pm »

Look, heaven knows I'm not opposed to a good skin flick, but how the hell do you make a living reviewing "Euro Dominsation 6: Take That Bitch!"?

toddthebod · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:43:59 pm »

I think that Don has reviewed more than 3000 porn films, although I'm not sure that you really get a sense for a porn film from the first five minutes.

MusicMan · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:12:51 pm »

I'm reminded of Kevin Nealon's porn reviews from SNL Weekend Update:

"At first, I was interested. Interested... very interested... VERY interested!... but then I lost interest."

Foghorn · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:43:07 pm »

Thanks for the link. Go read some of his actual reviews. Great, funny stuff.

LonghornCDR · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:58:06 am »

Thank you CJM. Thank you. This has brightened my day and will keep me chuckling for the rest of the week. Heaven knows we needed a good laugh after last night's game.

Taras Bulba · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2006, 12:20:38 pm »

Thanks for clearing that up. So, you're saying it's worth buying?

BUWebguy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 07, 2006, 04:08:09 pm »

$13?? Where did you find it for that price? Astros.com has it priced at $20.

Bill McLuggage · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2006, 05:19:36 pm »

I think at the bottom of that review there are several links to buy it online...the lowest price was under $12...don't know about shipping costs, though.

Bench · « **Reply #22 on:** April 07, 2006, 05:43:11 pm »

So I innocently stroll over to Amazon.com to buy the DVD. I add it to my shopping cart, and notice the section titled "people who bought this also bought these..." I glance over the usual suspects, the book by Jose De Juan De Jesus De Ortiz, the Longhorns championship DVD, and at the bottom of the list is the unrated release of a movie titled "Where the Truth Lies." Interested, I click on the title for more information. What immediately catches my eye is the keyword searches most used to find this movie are "female full frontal nudity", "naked dead woman" "three way lesbian scene" and "kevin bacon." Now, why Astros fans are consistently buying that, I have no idea. Needless to say, I immediately put it at the top of my netflix queue.

Bill McLuggage · « **Reply #23 on:** April 07, 2006, 06:02:41 pm »

Amazon must be tracking Foghorn's recent purchases.

Although I'm sure he'd never buy Ortiz's book.