Here's some more good ones:
(1) The crazy ass beard that one spring training.
(2) "traveling horse shit show"
(3) his Eeyore act every off-season (actually became pretty funny, to me at least)
(4) The 2001 playoffs versus the Braves where he saw maybe 3 strikes the entire series.
(5) the "ya know Alan Ashby, when Jeffrey RObert starts hitting the ball hard to the opposite field, you know he's really seeing the ball well"
(6) The game winner versus Milwaukee last year
(7) breaking the same exact bone 3 years straight
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Owning Nomo (as someone mentioned)
(9) being owned by Scott Sullivan
(10) checking the box score, watching Sportscenter, during the summer of 1994 marveling at the year he was having.