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If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« on: December 21, 2005, 12:06:44 pm »
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And this is something that could keep him very busy for a bit, like until May.

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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2005, 12:08:16 pm »
"While he may not be in the kitchen flipping burgers, he will put a personal stamp on the concept..."

$35 burgers?
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2005, 12:09:06 pm »
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"While he may not be in the kitchen flipping burgers, he will put a personal stamp on the concept..."

$35 burgers?





I'd suggest a HA meeting there, but it seems to be out of the inner loop.
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2005, 12:11:56 pm »
Maybe Ausmus will do a personal appearance as the patty catcher when Roger is grillin'.  Remember--Roger won't play without him.
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2005, 12:14:52 pm »
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Maybe Ausmus will do a personal appearance as the patty catcher when Roger is grillin'.  Remember--Roger won't play without him.




Doubt it, Brad seems above personal appearances.

I wonder if he'll use HEB beef at his restaurant.
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2005, 12:37:32 pm »
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"While he may not be in the kitchen flipping burgers, he will put a personal stamp on the concept..."

$35 burgers?





Will they be as good as the In-N-Out burgers?

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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2005, 12:42:08 pm »
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Will they be as good as the In-N-Out burgers?





I said  NEAR  the In-N-Out Burger.
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2005, 01:12:24 pm »
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Will they be as good as the In-N-Out burgers?





I said  NEAR  the In-N-Out Burger.




You need to dust off your old avatar.  Oh, and shut the fuck up, Donny!
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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2005, 01:15:33 pm »
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Will they be as good as the In-N-Out burgers?





I said  NEAR  the In-N-Out Burger.



You need to dust off your old avatar.  Oh, and shut the fuck up, Donny!




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Re: If Roger retires, he won't be a Wal Mart greeter...
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2005, 01:58:21 pm »
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....Oh, and shut the fuck up, Donny!




Well.... you obviously aren't a golfer.