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BudGirl

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A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« on: November 21, 2005, 03:40:38 pm »
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2005, 03:48:26 pm »
The Welsh are an ancient people with an advanced culture.
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 03:50:10 pm »
Can't say much for their future, though.
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 04:15:14 pm »
I would have thought bolt cutters would have been more appropriate, or at LEAST more impressive.

I suppose that depends on what gauge wire.
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2005, 07:43:36 pm »
fuck...is all I can say.
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2005, 11:17:40 am »
Why, why, why?
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 12:47:45 pm »
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Why, why, why?



as he said:
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"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.

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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2005, 02:43:24 pm »
Or to answer in a more fitting format...

*snip*

"I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.

*snip*
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2005, 02:58:37 pm »
Can you remove this?  It makes me queazy.
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2005, 03:34:02 pm »
did it hurt, Neil?
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Re: A True Fan Will Cut Off His Left and Right Nut
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2005, 09:26:21 pm »
OMG, this is too damn funny.

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After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.



If you are picking your testicles out of the toilet and heading off to the bar, it is time to find an AA meeting.  Do not stop off at the Quik Mart for a couple of tall-boys, go staight to the fucking AA meeting.

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What the hell for?!? A bet is a bet!  Geoffrey Huish is a man of honor.

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I've also had low points in my life.  I found vacations and all night poker sessions very refreshing.  Self castration never entered my mind, but hey, to each their own.
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