It was built into the family structure from birth. I picked Joe Morgan as my Astros Buddy. After they traded him, I fell in love with SuperBaby, Cesar Cedeno. A great role model he was not. But I also followed Fred Gladding, Norm Miller, Sonny Jackson, Jesus Alou, Don Wilson, Larry Dierker. Pretty much everyone from the late 60s to today. I was/am so nuts about the Astros I wanted to follow them for a living.
[Digression] A few years after I graduated from college I had to get the thought that I wanted to be a sportscaster out of my system, so I landed a 6-month stint as an intern for KLOL with the Sports Mouth, Barry Warner, in 1990. It didn't take me long to realize I didn't want to starve for the next 5 years while asking losing pitchers why they threw that hanging slider.
That was not a banner year, as you may recall. Gerald Young was sent back to the minors after he had decided he needed to be hitting the ball in the air. Some guy named Ortiz was a 30-year old call-up who had a flash of success as an outfielder. My main memories, though, were of the trips to the locker room. Ken Caminiti and Mark Portugal were about the most cordial, approachable guys there were. I also remember the shock of seeing Dave Smith and Larry Andersen pulling on heaters after a game. Then came the Bagwell trade, but I was long gone from radio by then. [Digression over]
I'm happy to say I have infected my 16-year old son in recent years with this same disease. Yes, I am afraid he has drunk deep from the chalice of rich, refreshing orange whoopass. But he'll never know how much I envy the fact that he got to see our team reach the World Series -- THE WORLD SERIES -- twenty-eight years sooner in his fan life than I did. These kids today -- you kids out there reading this -- you can never know the depths of suffering, anguish, despair to which many of us have sunk lo these many years, nor the unbridled joy, rapture, release we experienced when that Yadier Molina fly ball landed securely in Jason Lane's glove. I had to hesitate just a second - did he catch it? - before I hurled myself off my son's bed and sped down the stairs in a spontaneous victory lap. I woke my other son up, who couldn't figure out what I was doing making noise so late at night.
I called my dad, my 84-year old fellow-suffering Astro fan/addict of a dad, and asked him if he ever thought he'd see this day come. He said no. I said, neither did I. My older brother, also unswervingly devoted to this team for the past four decades, called me a little later that night. Before I could say anything, he blurts out "I just wanted to tell you I love you." We laughed. What a night.
But it did happen, didn't it? It wasn't all a dream? Clearly, many of us in here are lifers and there's no cure.