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Funny Pic of Guillen
« on: October 27, 2005, 01:46:10 pm »
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 02:16:15 pm »
Well, you know, he's from Chicago. NTTAWWT.
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2005, 06:23:35 pm »
I saw him kiss that same person after another game in Chicago. I was wondering then...
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2005, 06:27:27 pm »
Is that the bat boy?  

if so, that may be the secular equivalent of the priest-alterboy relationship

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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2005, 06:47:25 pm »
I rewinded it when it happened after the other game. Guillen was looking for him after the last out in order to swap some spit.

I would really like to know who he is.
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2005, 06:49:12 pm »
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I would really like to know who he is.




Why? Jealous?
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2005, 06:50:06 pm »
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I would really like to know who he is.




Why? Jealous?





I heard Ozzie chokes chickens as part of his religion. That excites me.
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2005, 06:52:22 pm »
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I heard Ozzie chokes chickens as part of his religion. That excites me.




Yeah, I do like a bit of chicken choking.
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2005, 07:20:50 pm »
Yikes.  That picture is so wrong for so many reasons.  It's hilarious that Nancy-boy turned his cap backwards so that he could move in for the lip lock.  

Also notice that OZ is looking out his right eye at the camera.  Is he thinking:

A) "yeah thats right, I'm making out with a man, thats how we roll where I'm from."

B)  "oh shit, if my boyfriend see's this, he'll kick my ass."
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2005, 07:42:06 pm »
That is Guillen's son.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2005, 08:01:08 pm »
Aww, man!  You just took all the fun out of it!  Of course, I never kissed my Dad like that.  Then again, my Dad's never managed a World Series winner.
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2005, 08:30:34 pm »
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That is Guillen's son.




so Venezuela is the Arkansas South America?
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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2005, 08:43:44 pm »
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That is Guillen's son.




so Venezuela is the Arkansas South America?





Kissing loved ones in Latin America, or in most of the rest of the world for that matter, is not the taboo it is in the puritan US.  Nothing wrong with kissing your children.  He wasn't giving his son tongue, he was giving him a kiss of affection and the photographer just happend to catch it at a particular moment.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2005, 09:25:55 pm »
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That is Guillen's son.




so Venezuela is the Arkansas South America?




Kissing loved ones in Latin America, or in most of the rest of the world for that matter, is not the taboo it is in the puritan US.  Nothing wrong with kissing your children.  He wasn't giving his son tongue, he was giving him a kiss of affection and the photographer just happend to catch it at a particular moment.




I checked out the pic again in light of new information.  Upon further evaluation it is still messed up.  The guy has both arms wrapped around him and is giving him a full mouth kiss.  I can't bring myself to give that one a NTTAWWT.
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2005, 09:32:25 pm »
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I checked out the pic again in light of new information.  Upon further evaluation it is still messed up.  The guy has both arms wrapped around him and is giving him a full mouth kiss.  I can't bring myself to give that one a NTTAWWT.





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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2005, 09:34:30 pm »
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I checked out the pic again in light of new information.  Upon further evaluation it is still messed up.  The guy has both arms wrapped around him and is giving him a full mouth kiss.  I can't bring myself to give that one a NTTAWWT.





Puritan.





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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2005, 12:33:58 am »
man kisses on the lips are weird, perhaps much more so if you are actually not gay

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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2005, 01:28:37 am »
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man kisses on the lips are weird, perhaps much more so if you are actually not gay




Not for everyone.  Believe it or not, most of human civilization doesn't view kissing as simply sexual foreplay.
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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2005, 02:08:29 am »
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man kisses on the lips are weird, perhaps much more so if you are actually not gay




Not for everyone.  Believe it or not, most of human civilization doesn't view kissing as simply sexual foreplay.





I don't believe it.  Same sex kissing on the cheek is acceptable in many cultures.  I've not heard of same sex mouth kissing being a form of "congratulations on your world series victory tonight".  Wouldn't a hug and/or a firm handshake sufficed?
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« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2005, 02:27:03 am »
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man kisses on the lips are weird, perhaps much more so if you are actually not gay




Not for everyone.  Believe it or not, most of human civilization doesn't view kissing as simply sexual foreplay.




I don't believe it.  Same sex kissing on the cheek is acceptable in many cultures.  I've not heard of same sex mouth kissing being a form of "congratulations on your world series victory tonight".  Wouldn't a hug and/or a firm handshake sufficed?




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Re: Funny Pic of Guillen
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2005, 03:05:46 am »
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I don't believe it.  Same sex kissing on the cheek is acceptable in many cultures.  I've not heard of same sex mouth kissing being a form of "congratulations on your world series victory tonight".  Wouldn't a hug and/or a firm handshake sufficed?




Personally, I'm not even thrilled with all the handshaking.  What is wrong with a polite nod?

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« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2005, 03:25:57 am »
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Personally, I'm not even thrilled with all the handshaking.  What is wrong with a polite nod?




You'd have to make eye contact.

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