Couldn't they have rented that eagle guy again? What about dressing Alkie up i a batman suit?
Could you tell them that the roof needs to be closed so the bees don't get away?
Actually, I don't care about the roof....unless the Astros lose. Really, the only big reason for the roof closed was for the fans, IMO. I doubt it makes a huge difference to the players, but it seemed like a good will gesture to the fans, like it was somehow involving them in the game.
Of course, I will be in my living room tonight....wiht the roof closed, if it matters.