I don't want to interrupt the wailing and gnashing of teeth, but I wanted to announce the arrival of Sinclair Mae Tomczeszyn at 6:22 this morning.
She was 7 pounds and 18.5" long. She also immediately told me that the Astros were going to win the next three games. So there's that.
Mom and baby are happy and healthy. Dad is exhausted and a little hung over.