I think those making fun of your subject line are clearly trying to block out the fact that Angel Hernandez is umpiring in the fucking World Series. How the fuck does that happen? By all accounts he is consistently ranking in the bottom two of Umpires, so when they need only 6 for the Fall Classic...he gets in?
Oh wait...they use the same process as that used to select ticket lottery winners. I still don't have an e-mail from the first go around!