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Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« on: October 20, 2005, 01:27:26 am »
All 3 picked the Sox over us.  At least let us enjoy the momoent.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 01:29:27 am »
In case you haven't noticed, these guys have shown over and over this year that they don't know shit.
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 01:31:50 am »
They all picked the Sox rotation over the Astros as well.  

I can't wait for this series.  These two teams look to match up really well.  Looks like we'll see some good baaeball.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 01:32:27 am »
That's why I say FUCK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How dare they say Chicago has better pitching than we do.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2005, 01:34:08 am »
Oh because they pitched 4 complete games against the free-swinging Angels.  What a bunch of losers.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2005, 01:36:40 am »
Surprisingly, I think ESPN's post-game coverage tonight has been generally great.  Solid in quantity of coverage and attention to history.  Their predictions are fundamentally stupid, no matter who they would have picked (ie, trying to break the freaking series down by "lineup", "bullpen", "manager", etc.)

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2005, 01:51:26 am »
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(ie, trying to break the freaking series down by "lineup", "bullpen", "manager", etc.)




All of which they unanimously gave to the Sox.

Kruk copped to the fact that he's been wrong about the Astros at every opportunity he's had this season.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2005, 01:52:26 am »
that's good. i like being the underdog.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2005, 01:53:23 am »
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that's good. i like being the underdog.




Moreover, who cares what they say?

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2005, 01:55:05 am »
To be fair, Reynolds chose Houston's bullpen but who cares?  Kruk has no objectivity to the game, Gammons is a moron, Ravich is a commentator and Reynolds is Reynolds.

I can't wait.  I haven't seen much of the Sox but they look like a really damn good matchup.  I hope this Series is gonna become a classic.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2005, 01:55:34 am »
I don'gt care, that's why I say fuck 'em.  Feed 'em fisheads.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2005, 01:59:28 am »
Gammons just said that the white sox hit homeruns and those are tough to come by for the astros.  Could someone look at the stats so far, I'd be willing to bet we've hit more homeruns than them.  Off the top of my head Berkman, Lane, and Burke all have 2.

And fuck steve phillips too.  He just picked chicago as well.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2005, 02:00:25 am »
They hit like 7 in the ALDS v. the BoSox.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2005, 02:02:03 am »
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They hit like 7 in the ALDS v. the BoSox.




Well the botox didn't have clemens, pettite, and oswalt.  Fuck em anyway.  that's my word for tonight, fuck 'em.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2005, 02:27:40 am »
captain caveman, errr kruk, gets his "opinions" from a cancerous testicle that, amazingly, has compensated very well in providing higher cognitive functions in the absence of a forebrain. and more amazing still is how much smarter his cancerous nut is than gammons or renyolds.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2005, 03:54:18 am »
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They all picked the Sox rotation over the Astros as well.  

I can't wait for this series.  These two teams look to match up really well.  Looks like we'll see some good baaeball.





Speaking of Rotation, do ya'll really think Garner will start Clemens for game 1?  Pettitte would be on 5 days rest if he pitched game 1.  Clemens could pitch game 2 on 8 days rest, which may be good for his hammy.  Then Roy in game 3 on 6 days rest.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2005, 09:01:01 am »
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captain caveman, errr kruk, gets his "opinions" from a cancerous testicle that, amazingly, has compensated very well in providing higher cognitive functions in the absence of a forebrain. and more amazing still is how much smarter his cancerous nut is than gammons or renyolds.




I agree that his cancerous nut is more intelligent tha Gammons and Reynolds. Too bad for Kruk, that nut was disincorporated and is no longer sending pulses to the inert mass of tissue in his head.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2005, 09:31:45 am »
SC on Lane's homerun - "Not one of those Williamsport Minute Maid jobs, but the real deal".

Fuck ESPN.
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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2005, 10:00:18 am »
Yeah I like the Gammons picked us to win it all at the beginning of the playoffs online and now picks the ChiSux.  Way to stick to your guns "baseball expert."

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2005, 10:11:03 am »
I'll never forget Kruk saying the Astros were done when they were 15-30.  He did apologize last night but that just goes to show you what little he actually knows.  Ryne Sandberg is another one, picked the Braves to beat the Stros and Cardinals.  Hope he enjoys eating crow.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2005, 10:28:10 am »
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Yeah I like the Gammons picked us to win it all at the beginning of the playoffs online and now picks the ChiSux.  Way to stick to your guns "baseball expert."




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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2005, 10:44:54 am »
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that's good. i like being the underdog.





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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2005, 11:35:45 am »
Let's see how many complete games these guys throw in a row playing in Houston, without the DH.  Never would have happened playing baseball the way it was meant to be played in the NL.  I can't wait for this series, in a great deal because there will be great pitching.

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Re: Fuck Gammons, Kruk, and Reynolds
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2005, 12:11:48 pm »
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Let's see how many complete games these guys throw in a row playing in Houston, without the DH.  Never would have happened playing baseball the way it was meant to be played in the NL.  I can't wait for this series, in a great deal because there will be great pitching.




That's the first thing I thought about last night after the win.  First two games with Clemens/Pettitte in Comiskey with a DH, which is good for the Astros because they're the two weakest hitting pitchers on the starting staff (IMO), then Oswalt/Backe in MMPUS and they can both really handle a bat.