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Foghorn

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You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« on: October 18, 2005, 02:30:51 pm »
I do my part, refrain from posting for MONTHS.  But fuck it, like Popeye I've had alls I can stands and I cants stands no more.


Fuck the Jakes.  Fuck'em right in the ass.  

I say we go to that shitbox up in Missoura, stomp the shit out of those cock sucks, in front  of the BFiB, then after recording the final out, THEN we really go to work.

We go bitch slap every piece of shit wearing red in the stands.  Kick those faggots right in the nuts, karate chop to the adams apple, and shave off those pussy-ish goatees.  And thats just da bitches!!!

The dudes we go even more hard core.  I'm talking battery cables, rusty nipple clamps and a wet sponge.  Fuck Marsellus Wallace and his blow torch and a pair of pliers.  

Then after whipping EVERYBODY's ass like Uma Thurmond in Kill Bill, we tear that shit hole down.  Make Busch look like a dowtown Beirut soccer stadium.  Drop a couple tons of naplam on that fucker and then piss out the embers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Fuck'em.  They ain't shit.  Ain't ever gonna be shit.  I got chunks of dude's in my stool tougher than LaGenius and Poo Holes.  Anahiem JImmy gonna get castrated!!!

Who's with me?!?
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 02:32:35 pm »
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I do my part, refrain from posting for MONTHS.  But fuck it, like Popeye I've had alls I can stands and I cants stands no more.


Fuck the Jakes.  Fuck'em right in the ass.  

I say we go to that shitbox up in Missoura, stomp the shit out of those cock sucks, in front  of the BFiB, then after recording the final out, THEN we really go to work.

We go bitch slap every piece of shit wearing red in the stands.  Kick those faggots right in the nuts, karate chop to the adams apple, and shave off those pussy-ish goatees.  And thats just da bitches!!!

The dudes we go even more hard core.  I'm talking battery cables, rusty nipple clamps and a wet sponge.  Fuck Marsellus Wallace and his blow torch and a pair of pliers.  

Then after whipping EVERYBODY's ass like Uma Thurmond in Kill Bill, we tear that shit hole down.  Make Busch look like a dowtown Beirut soccer stadium.  Drop a couple tons of naplam on that fucker and then piss out the embers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Fuck'em.  They ain't shit.  Ain't ever gonna be shit.  I got chunks of dude's in my stool tougher than LaGenius and Poo Holes.  Anahiem JImmy gonna get castrated!!!

Who's with me?!?

That's more like it.
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 02:36:49 pm »
I sure as hell aint agin' ya.
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 03:22:30 pm »
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Fuck. The. Cards.
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 03:45:13 pm »
I'm with you, Foghorn.

Fuck the jakes and their pathetic, geriatric fans. We're still up 3-2, and we've got Roy and Roger ready to go. Now LaRussian and his band of mile-wide pussies get to lose it all in front of the Bone Fluffers in Busch.

This just means we get to shut down their piece-of-shit stadium for them.

Fuck the jakes.
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2005, 03:49:50 pm »
Fuck the Jakes. Fuck'em right in the ass.

And a special box of rusty nails for that little fucker Eckstein.
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2005, 03:53:20 pm »
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I do my part, refrain from posting for MONTHS.  But fuck it, like Popeye I've had alls I can stands and I cants stands no more.


Fuck the Jakes.  Fuck'em right in the ass.  

I say we go to that shitbox up in Missoura, stomp the shit out of those cock sucks, in front  of the BFiB, then after recording the final out, THEN we really go to work.

We go bitch slap every piece of shit wearing red in the stands.  Kick those faggots right in the nuts, karate chop to the adams apple, and shave off those pussy-ish goatees.  And thats just da bitches!!!

The dudes we go even more hard core.  I'm talking battery cables, rusty nipple clamps and a wet sponge.  Fuck Marsellus Wallace and his blow torch and a pair of pliers.  

Then after whipping EVERYBODY's ass like Uma Thurmond in Kill Bill, we tear that shit hole down.  Make Busch look like a dowtown Beirut soccer stadium.  Drop a couple tons of naplam on that fucker and then piss out the embers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Fuck'em.  They ain't shit.  Ain't ever gonna be shit.  I got chunks of dude's in my stool tougher than LaGenius and Poo Holes.  Anahiem JImmy gonna get castrated!!!

Who's with me?!?



I'm with ya man ! Fuck em
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Re: You want some MOTHERFUCKER, come chew on THIS
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 02:21:51 am »
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I do my part, refrain from posting for MONTHS.  But fuck it, like Popeye I've had alls I can stands and I cants stands no more.


Fuck the Jakes.  Fuck'em right in the ass.  

I say we go to that shitbox up in Missoura, stomp the shit out of those cock sucks, in front  of the BFiB, then after recording the final out, THEN we really go to work.

We go bitch slap every piece of shit wearing red in the stands.  Kick those faggots right in the nuts, karate chop to the adams apple, and shave off those pussy-ish goatees.  And thats just da bitches!!!

The dudes we go even more hard core.  I'm talking battery cables, rusty nipple clamps and a wet sponge.  Fuck Marsellus Wallace and his blow torch and a pair of pliers.  

Then after whipping EVERYBODY's ass like Uma Thurmond in Kill Bill, we tear that shit hole down.  Make Busch look like a dowtown Beirut soccer stadium.  Drop a couple tons of naplam on that fucker and then piss out the embers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Fuck'em.  They ain't shit.  Ain't ever gonna be shit.  I got chunks of dude's in my stool tougher than LaGenius and Poo Holes.  Anahiem JImmy gonna get castrated!!!

Who's with me?!?



WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?!!!!

Uhh, sorry.  Yeah Foggy I'm with ya.  Let's go tear that piece of crap stadium down, use the Arch as a limbo bar, then light the fucking Mississippi River on fire because you KNOW that bitch is ready to go up.  Fuck 'em all right in their earholes.  

I'm tired of hearing about how they're "The Best Fans in Baseball".  I'm tired of seeing that little bitch Eckstein run around like someone's kid brother hopped up on sugar.  I'm sick of seeing Pujols sneering every time he goes up to bat like the world owes him something.  And most of all I'm sick of LaRussa being treated like he's a genius when he's been out thought by Garner at almost every turn.

I believe the BBGs will respond to those who are vocal in their disatisfaction and anger.  They are fickle and love chaos.  They are Loki.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.  It's time to stop being meek and quiet like the world seems to think we Astros fans are.  Rise up against the idiocy that permeates the baseball world!  FOX can kiss my ass, the Cardinals can kiss my ass, and the St. Louise moron trolls I see sprouting up everywhere can REALLY kiss my ass.
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