wait wait, why don't you tell us again which team had the best record in baseball? go ahead, we've forgotten.
but don't tell us which team had the best record for the last 70% of the season, that'll fuck up your little dream-team here. also, don't tell us who just kicked the turdinals' asses in game two, you should probably blame that on the umpires. yeah, good. i know, i know, the astros won by three runs, thanks to your best hitter ballet leaping across the outfield and faceplanting on the warning track, possibly injured for the whole series; that was probably the umpires too. no way the cardinals suck. no way. can't happen. best record in baseball. best.
yeah keep the excuses coming, i'd hate to be the one who ruins your little Turdinal's fantasy.