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NLCS Caption Competition
« on: October 11, 2005, 04:10:16 pm »
Apply your sense of humour to this!
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2005, 04:10:48 pm »
"Hey!  Look what I just found up my arse!"
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2005, 04:17:20 pm »
"MMmmmmmmm..... Tastes like chicken."
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2005, 04:17:30 pm »
After reading Erwin Rommel's tome on military strategy in preparation for the NLCS with the Astros, the Tank Commander poses with a bat while pretending it is a Field Marshal's baton.
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2005, 04:29:10 pm »
Mmmmm, Alberrrrt!
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2005, 04:54:17 pm »
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Mmmmm, Alberrrrt!



LOL, that's exactly what I was going to say.
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 04:59:03 pm »
"That Steve Lyons has got one SWEET do. Perhaps with this bat I can convince him to share his personal grooming secrets."
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Re: My Effort
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 05:24:39 pm »
"Damn... Richard Gere was right!"
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Re: My Effort
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 06:04:32 pm »
"Let me introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's last remaining indigenous lifeform..."
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2005, 09:17:49 am »
"Hey Albert, hows about I use this fungo to widen your strike zone?"



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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2005, 10:10:37 am »
Presenting everyone's favorite Astros pitcher, Eric Backe.
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2005, 10:13:19 am »
After the equipment staff mistakenly sent all batting helmets to Atlanta for NLDS Game 5, Brandon Backe improvised during his BP session in St. Louis.
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2005, 10:18:28 am »
Eat Spit LaRussa!
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Re: NLCS Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2005, 10:22:56 am »
Proof that South Beach was a fad.
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