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TeeJoe

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Troll Bauer
« on: January 09, 2019, 03:47:19 pm »
Trevor Bauer Twitter habits make him look like a total troll.

https://deadspin.com/trevor-bauer-has-been-harassing-a-woman-for-more-than-a-1831545503

I can't really defend the woman as she didn't have to jump into the conversation, but Bauer just doesn't seem to know how he comes across in these type interactions with fans...or other players.
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 08:38:44 pm »
He's a tool.  He was trying to get in a Twitter was with bregman last week or so.  Serious tool.  I can't imagine him ever being an Astro.
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Re: Troll Bauer
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 10:30:42 pm »
I hope the Astros stay way away from him. His immaturity at his age should be very concerning. It won’t end well on the current trajectory.
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Re: Troll Bauer
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2019, 12:05:40 pm »
Quote from: WVastro on January 09, 2019, 10:30:42 pm
I hope the Astros stay way away from him. His immaturity at his age should be very concerning. It won’t end well on the current trajectory.

You should see the baby when he's getting shelled. Total psycho.
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 09:42:01 am »
Bauer seems like a real gem:

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For instance: Bauer says he was certain he was going to win last year’s AL Cy Young until Aug. 11, when a line drive off the bat of the White Sox’ José Abreu fractured his right leg. Even though he trailed the other front-runner, Chris Sale of the Red Sox, by a slim margin in ERA, 2.04 to 2.22, “Sale was going to fade,” Bauer says, “like he always does, and I would have run away with it.”

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When Bauer meets a potential romantic partner, he outlines for her the parameters of any possible relationship on their very first date. “I have three rules,” he says. “One: no feelings. As soon as I sense you’re developing feelings, I’m going to cut it off, because I’m not interested in a relationship and I’m emotionally unavailable. Two: no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private. Three: I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people. If you’re not O.K. with that, we won’t sleep together, and that’s perfectly fine. We can just be perfectly polite platonic friends.”


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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2019, 10:01:19 am »
Those quotes should form the basis for the new "Bauer units" that were discussed here recently.  Basically, a measure of unpleasantness. 

I hope Luhnow sets the bar at 0.2 Bauer units: anyone above that is definitely not a target in free agency or trade.
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Re: Troll Bauer
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2019, 10:06:00 am »
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no social media posts about me while we’re together, because private life stays private.

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I sleep with other people. I’m going to continue to sleep with other people.

What an ironic asshole.



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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2019, 11:56:44 am »
I was on the fence about this guy, until I learned he loves Duke basketball.
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Re: Troll Bauer
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2019, 06:51:01 pm »
Quote from: subnuclear on February 19, 2019, 11:56:44 am
he loves Duke basketball.

Somehow I find this completely unsurprising.
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Re: Troll Bauer
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2019, 07:15:37 pm »
I can't imagine any pleasant interaction with him. What a creep!
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