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Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« on: July 14, 2018, 03:25:42 pm »
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2018, 03:30:45 pm »
Happy Bagwell Saturday.

2 runs in,  Reddick on 2nd with 2 outs,  Gattis up.

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2018, 03:32:52 pm »
Gattis Ks on a wipeout slider.

He was completely behind the 8 ball that entire AB.

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2018, 03:33:25 pm »
Gattis has relapsed. 0-18, and chasing.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2018, 03:34:38 pm »
Gattis has relapsed. 0-18, and chasing.

Just about to say the same.


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2018, 03:41:12 pm »
nice stab by Bregman!
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2018, 03:49:41 pm »
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2018, 03:53:20 pm »
What in the world was Pettis thinking there?
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2018, 03:56:15 pm »
What in the world was Pettis thinking there?

He was thinking “Only a perfect throw will get him.” The guy made a perfect throw. Stuff happens.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2018, 03:56:44 pm »
What in the world was Pettis thinking there?
Windmill's gotta mill...
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2018, 03:57:40 pm »
What in the world was Pettis thinking there?

It’s been so long since we said that.


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2018, 03:57:59 pm »
He was thinking “Only a perfect throw will get him.” The guy made a perfect throw. Stuff happens.
Pettis always takes that bet.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2018, 03:59:38 pm »
I’d be surprised if he held him up.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2018, 04:03:17 pm »
Windmill's gotta mill...

So are you saying criticizing Pettis is tilting at windmills?


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2018, 04:05:40 pm »
So are you saying criticizing Pettis is tilting at windmills?


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2018, 04:06:14 pm »
I see I made the right move in starting Fulmer today.

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2018, 04:07:39 pm »
So are you saying criticizing Pettis is tilting at windmills?
It is a bit of a "dog bites man" situation. Suprising would be: "Pettis holds the runner on what would have been a close play at the plate".
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2018, 04:17:57 pm »
Pettis always takes that bet.

I did too. Watching the throw come in after an aggressive send produces anxious moments.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2018, 04:23:06 pm »
5-0 Astros after 3. Marwin with a nice 2 out base hit knocks in Yuli from second.

Also, Yuli having an awesome season so far.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2018, 04:25:53 pm »
This ump is brutal.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2018, 04:36:07 pm »
Bregman crushed that ball. That is all a hitter can do.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2018, 04:40:24 pm »
So, everyone’s favourite former Astro (Gomez) just rounded the bases in Minnesota.  Why does he hit his helmet as he passes each base, was that ever explained?
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2018, 04:41:37 pm »
So, everyone’s favourite former Astro (Gomez) just rounded the bases in Minnesota.  Why does he hit his helmet as he passes each base, was that ever explained?

Dunno, but Correa does it at second.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2018, 04:44:40 pm »
So, everyone’s favourite former Astro (Gomez) just rounded the bases in Minnesota.  Why does he hit his helmet as he passes each base, was that ever explained?

He likes the sound the rocks make when they rattle around in there.

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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2018, 04:47:57 pm »
Josh hit it pretty hard.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2018, 04:48:09 pm »
Whoo!

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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2018, 04:49:26 pm »
So, everyone’s favourite former Astro (Gomez) just rounded the bases in Minnesota.  Why does he hit his helmet as he passes each base, was that ever explained?
Damn, that game is 19-6 Rays....


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2018, 04:49:47 pm »
B2B BB!!!
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2018, 04:50:28 pm »
Captain Caveman!

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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2018, 04:50:55 pm »
Fulmer getting curb stomped.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2018, 04:54:12 pm »
Damn, that game is 19-6 Rays....


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Yeah, 5 runs in the 7th, 8th & 9th... between that and the Astros showing a bit of power it is a pretty good morning  of baseball.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2018, 05:11:07 pm »
With a big lead I want to see more of Perez on the mound.


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2018, 05:17:18 pm »
Yeah, 5 runs in the 7th, 8th & 9th... between that and the Astros showing a bit of power it is a pretty good morning  of baseball.

5ER were off Belisle. Ouch.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2018, 05:19:23 pm »
Yeah, 5 runs in the 7th, 8th & 9th... between that and the Astros showing a bit of power it is a pretty good morning  of baseball.

Clippard could have helped out a bit against Boston, but other than that.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2018, 05:21:00 pm »
I wish Devo would do more of that—fastball on a two-strike count sobfolks don’t sit on the changeup.
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2018, 05:30:53 pm »
Stop, Tyler. They’re already dead.


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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2018, 05:31:10 pm »
Anything that travels that far ought to have a stewardess on it, don’t you think?
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2018, 05:33:11 pm »
Anything that travels that far ought to have a stewardess on it, don’t you think?

He scrambled the sonofabitch.


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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2018, 05:33:13 pm »
That was quite a grab by the 3rd baseman.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2018, 05:47:53 pm »
It’s the Colonel!!
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« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2018, 05:53:25 pm »
Finger licking good...
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2018, 05:53:32 pm »
He works fast. I like that. Astros win!!
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2018, 05:55:01 pm »
Please do not trade Perez.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2018, 05:56:40 pm »
The Colonel looked sharp.

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« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2018, 06:08:00 pm »
Please do not trade Perez.
I agree Jim. I would be highly pissed off. Southpaws with velo are hard to come by.


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2018, 06:09:03 pm »
He works fast. I like that. Astros win!!
I do too Ty. If this is the result of the minor league pitch clock then I want it at this level right now!


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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2018, 08:37:21 pm »
The Colonel looked sharp.
He does look sharp.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #47 on: July 14, 2018, 08:43:44 pm »
He does look sharp.

Except for that rat-tail.
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2018, 09:04:56 pm »
Except for that rat-tail.

Have you checked out Springer’s do?
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Re: Tiger @ Astros 7/14/2018
« Reply #49 on: July 14, 2018, 09:15:26 pm »
Except for that rat-tail.

He did trim his chin beard.
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