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Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« on: June 25, 2018, 07:29:26 pm »
Jays plate two in the 1st...lead 2-0 as the Astros come to bat.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2018, 07:32:34 pm »
Bregman just missed that......and shouldn’t have even been in the box. Watched gut fastball that couldn’t have been any more perfect. Don’t know what ump was thinking.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2018, 07:33:27 pm »
This HPU tonight is brutal.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2018, 07:33:33 pm »
Strike zone is a fucking donut tonight.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2018, 07:34:19 pm »
Altuve lollygagged that triple into a double.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2018, 07:35:38 pm »
Altuve lollygagged that triple into a double.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 07:39:27 pm »
Yuli coming through again!!


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2018, 07:39:28 pm »
Yuli with an RBI knock...
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2018, 07:39:48 pm »
Yuli a machine

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2018, 08:10:41 pm »
Bregman gets it this time!!! Tie game!


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2018, 08:19:11 pm »
Good AB by Gattis.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2018, 08:23:58 pm »
Marwin leaves the bases loaded. 2-2
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2018, 08:30:43 pm »
Just realized that we missed Donaldson, as he’s on the DL.

Bregman doing Bregman things.

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2018, 08:38:24 pm »
Bregman much better sans the ‘stache!!!


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2018, 08:39:23 pm »
That was a good AB and base running by Marisnick. Nice job Jake!!


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2018, 08:44:53 pm »
Verlander leaving too many pitches in the middle tonight.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2018, 08:48:12 pm »
Man I hate it when the take a lead and give it back to the next hitter.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2018, 09:00:42 pm »
This HPU tonight is brutal.

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2018, 09:02:16 pm »
Man I hate it when the take a lead and give it back to the next hitter.

The pitch was in his eyes, and he still hit it.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2018, 09:11:25 pm »
I always thought Happ could be a Keuchel type before we ever had a Keuchel, but it’s  unfortunate we didn’t treat him like it’s 2012 for old time’s sake.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2018, 09:14:37 pm »
You have got to be kidding me.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2018, 09:16:06 pm »
Isn’t Granderson like 100 years old?
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2018, 09:17:39 pm »
Isn’t Granderson like 100 years old?

Seems like he's been around a long time.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2018, 09:18:41 pm »
How can that home run have been 340 feet when it's only 315 down the line?
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2018, 09:19:14 pm »
How can that home run have been 340 feet when it's only 315 down the line?

I thought he said it was 314.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2018, 09:19:16 pm »
Two batters ago I had a much more optimistic outlook on this game.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2018, 09:19:39 pm »
Frustrating end for JV, but it puts his performance as an Astro in perspective to hear that 7 hits is the most he’s given up since he joined the club.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2018, 09:19:56 pm »
How can that home run have been 340 feet when it's only 315 down the line?

It's ok AJ Pierzinski, just go back to hitting yourself on the head with a bat.

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2018, 09:20:51 pm »
I thought he said it was 314.

342. It was straightaway LF.

New way for JV to lose a game.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2018, 09:21:34 pm »
It's ok AJ Pierzinski, just go back to hitting yourself on the head with a bat.

It feels so good when I stop.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2018, 09:21:42 pm »
I thought he said it was 314.

I assumed it was because the fence is 15 or so feet high and the distance assumes a landing at field level, but perhaps that’s incorrect.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2018, 09:28:54 pm »
Springer may as well not even take a bat to the plate... jesus.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2018, 09:30:13 pm »
For fucks sake, this guy behind the plate is a fucking dumpster fire.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2018, 09:30:19 pm »
I assumed it was because the fence is 15 or so feet high and the distance assumes a landing at field level, but perhaps that’s incorrect.


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We’ll just assume you Worrelled Saturday night’s broadcast.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2018, 09:30:32 pm »
To reiterate, this HPU is substandard at his chosen profession.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2018, 09:32:01 pm »
To reiterate, this HPU is substandard at his chosen profession.

To be fair, it's possible his chosen profession is to be a bad umpire.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2018, 09:32:31 pm »
Jose be hackin’
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2018, 09:33:20 pm »
We’ll just assume you Worrelled Saturday night’s broadcast.

To be honest, I did. I took scorekeeping 101 to fulfill my 3rd grade elective requirement.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2018, 09:34:25 pm »
To be fair, it's possible his chosen profession is to be a bad umpire.

He shot for the moon and landed in a proverbial bowl of skyline chili.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2018, 09:38:58 pm »
What a lousy swing, Carlos.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2018, 09:39:55 pm »
What a lousy swing, Carlos.

It looked like he thought he would let it go for ball four but then remembered who was behind the plate.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2018, 09:42:16 pm »
What a lousy swing, Carlos.
He made up for it by jogging to first.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2018, 09:47:44 pm »
Fuckin fuck, will.


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2018, 09:47:51 pm »
Well shit.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2018, 09:48:30 pm »
Fuck, Harris
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2018, 09:56:27 pm »
It's not to be tonight. It's like they have to lose the first game of the series against these less-than-stellar teams in order to remind them to pay attention.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #46 on: June 25, 2018, 10:10:41 pm »
Kemp had nerves of steel.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #47 on: June 25, 2018, 10:16:24 pm »
George is just closing his eyes and swining as hard as he can. Easy money.

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #48 on: June 25, 2018, 10:16:56 pm »
dang.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #49 on: June 25, 2018, 10:17:05 pm »
Fuck fuck fuck fuck - where’s the fan assist?


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #50 on: June 25, 2018, 10:18:15 pm »
Incredible.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #51 on: June 25, 2018, 10:19:20 pm »
That's how it goes when you're slumping.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2018, 10:19:45 pm »
Springer gave that one a ride, but he’s 3 for his last 40. Ouch.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2018, 10:22:17 pm »
Tough way to end it. Swing the bat


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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2018, 10:22:45 pm »
Tying run...caught looking to end the game.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2018, 10:23:02 pm »
How can these guys look at so many called third strikes?! Jesus.

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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2018, 10:23:21 pm »
And this shitstain of an umpire gets one more garbage call to end it. Man, bring on the electronic umpires.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2018, 10:29:02 pm »
It's not to be tonight. It's like they have to lose the first game of the series against these less-than-stellar teams in order to remind them to pay attention.

This less than stellar team has a pretty good lineup and is playing well lately. They hit JV hard.
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Re: Jays @ Astros, June 25, 2018
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2018, 07:06:17 pm »
This less than stellar team has a pretty good lineup and is playing well lately. They hit JV hard.

Don't look now, but Tampa is playing better lately, too. So much for the "easy" stretch.
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