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austro

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Tough weekend
« on: May 06, 2018, 12:42:11 pm »
Yadi Molina takes a foul tip to the groin and has to undergo emergency surgery for a traumatic hematoma. He'll miss at least a month. I can't even imagine how much that must hurt.

Jacob deGrom goes on the 10-day DL because of a hyperextended elbow.

And today Clayton Kershaw goes on the 10-day DL with left biceps tendinitis.
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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2018, 12:47:37 pm »
And now the Twins have put Jason Castro on the DL with a meniscus tear in his knee.
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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2018, 01:07:51 pm »
Yadi Molina takes a foul tip to the groin and has to undergo emergency surgery for a traumatic hematoma. He'll miss at least a month. I can't even imagine how much that must hurt.

Jacob deGrom goes on the 10-day DL because of a hyperextended elbow.

And today Clayton Kershaw goes on the 10-day DL with left biceps tendinitis.

Death, Taxes and a Mets pitcher to the DL.

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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2018, 01:08:07 pm »
And now the Twins have put Jason Castro on the DL with a meniscus tear in his knee.

“Hey, I know he’s not the best receiving catcher in the world, but a) he’s a living, breathing human you can put behind the plate and b) think about the cross-promotional lumberjack marketing opportunities. And Vikings? We haven’t gone down that road yet in Houston for obvious reasons, but I really think he could pull it off.”


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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2018, 07:38:46 pm »
“Hey, I know he’s not the best receiving catcher in the world, but a) he’s a living, breathing human you can put behind the plate and b) think about the cross-promotional lumberjack marketing opportunities. And Vikings? We haven’t gone down that road yet in Houston for obvious reasons, but I really think he could pull it off.”


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How is this a Jason Castro reference? I must be missing something.
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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2018, 07:57:50 pm »
How is this a Jason Castro reference? I must be missing something.

I think he's referring to the Twins trading for Gattis.

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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2018, 08:39:59 pm »
I think he's referring to the Twins trading for Gattis.

That’s correct.


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Re: Tough weekend
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2018, 09:57:42 pm »
That’s correct.


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Yeah, I should’ve picked up on that. Carry on.
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