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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2017, 03:10:50 pm »
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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 03:28:29 pm »
Fodder for the pyre:
http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2017/10/yankees_houston_astros_whos_better_alcs.html

I love the rationale for the prediction at the end.  That's some deep analysis right there.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2017, 03:40:37 pm »
These articles are cute.  I'm glad they play the games.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2017, 03:57:08 pm »
Fodder for the pyre:
http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2017/10/yankees_houston_astros_whos_better_alcs.html

I love the rationale for the prediction at the end.  That's some deep analysis right there.

No kidding.   We're picking the Yanks.  Why not?

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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2017, 04:06:14 pm »
If you really want to suffer, take a look at the New York Post sports columns. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2017, 04:08:01 pm »
If you really want to suffer, take a look at the New York Post sports columns.

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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2017, 04:09:02 pm »
Fodder for the pyre:
http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2017/10/yankees_houston_astros_whos_better_alcs.html

I love the rationale for the prediction at the end.  That's some deep analysis right there.
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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2017, 05:11:41 pm »
"Let me write an article that shows the Astros are better in nearly every way. Then pick the Yankees, because they are a fun team and why not?"

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I thought that too, but it’s not a crazy prediction by any means. Their bullpen alone is a pretty understandable reason to pick the Yankees.
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2017, 05:30:50 pm »
I thought that too, but it’s not a crazy prediction by any means. Their bullpen alone is a pretty understandable reason to pick the Yankees.

Important to remember the better team does not always win. Last night demonstrated that principle yet again.
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2017, 05:52:12 pm »
I thought that too, but it’s not a crazy prediction by any means. Their bullpen alone is a pretty understandable reason to pick the Yankees.

It could be a very close series.  It could be a blow-out by either team.  The Astros could own their bullpen.  Their bullpen could own the Astros. 

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2017, 08:32:17 pm »
Important to remember the better team does not always win. Last night demonstrated that principle yet again.

That seems more true in baseball than any other sport.

The best teams still lose more than 50 games a year.

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2017, 09:19:12 pm »
Not gonna lie, the Yankees worry me a little bit.

A little bit.

I think our boys have a damn good club and I've watched enough baseball to know that the postseason is a crapshoot, but I like our chances. The Indians' bats went cold at the worst possible time, but Houston has a better - and deeper - lineup, IMO.

Who knows what will happen, but this team seems to thrive when people underestimate them and I'd prefer they go into the ALCS with the talking heads picking against them.

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2017, 10:17:25 pm »
The Yankees are a very good team that can score runs in bunches and have a scary good bullpen. It's going to be a tough series and I have a feeling that the last three or four innings of every game will be fraught. 
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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2017, 11:21:18 pm »
what is gorveling?

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« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2017, 11:44:14 pm »
what is gorveling?

It's what's going on right now (and forever) with the Yankmees.

Duh.

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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2017, 12:07:47 am »
what is gorveling?

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« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2017, 12:08:58 am »
And by the way, formally it's schlong gorveling.
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Re: Yankee Gorveling...
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2017, 12:10:48 am »
It's what's going on right now (and forever) with the Yankmees.

Duh.
You ain't seen nothing yet...  I watch most TB games (when they win anyway) and see the goddamn fuckin' yanks a lot, they get talked up and their turds polished more than any team in baseball.  How anyone could call them are a fun team is a mystery to me.  Maybe not quite as loathesome with A Rod, Texiera and Jeter gone but still a bunch of knobs.
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« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2017, 10:32:38 am »
I'm just happy to be here, and I hope to help the ball club.  I just want to give it my best shot. . . A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

Except that when it rains in Houston it doesn't matter* because we have a roof.

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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2017, 10:36:45 am »
You ain't seen nothing yet...  I watch most TB games (when they win anyway) and see the goddamn fuckin' yanks a lot, they get talked up and their turds polished more than any team in baseball.  How anyone could call them are a fun team is a mystery to me.  Maybe not quite as loathesome with A Rod, Texiera and Jeter gone but still a bunch of knobs.

They have a rookie gigantor who hits homers = fun.

We have a 5' infielder who hits everything = boring.
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2017, 11:35:37 am »
They have a rookie gigantor who hits homers but mostly strikes out = fun.

We have a 5' infielder who hits everything = boring.

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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2017, 11:57:58 am »
The Yankees scare me a lot.
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2017, 12:16:14 pm »
The Yankees scare me a lot.

They do seem to be hot at the right time.

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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2017, 12:25:29 pm »
They do seem to be hot at the right time.

Their bullpen. We need to get up early.
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2017, 12:34:27 pm »
Their bullpen. We need to get up early.

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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2017, 01:15:22 pm »
Their bullpen. We need to get up early.

We've been doing it pretty regular.  Let's hope they cool off during the break.

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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2017, 01:17:02 pm »
The Yankees scare me a lot.

Me too. We really can’t let them lead after five frames or the game might be over.
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2017, 01:25:11 pm »
Me too. We really can’t let them lead after five frames or the game might be over.

Let's not get carried away.  Getting up early is always preferable, and the NY bullpen is stout, but the Astros have gotten to them before, and if necessary, I like their chances of doing it again.
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2017, 01:30:28 pm »
Let's not get carried away.  Getting up early is always preferable, and the NY bullpen is stout, but the Astros have gotten to them before, and if necessary, I like their chances of doing it again.

I’m not getting carried away. We all knew about Betances, Chapman and Robertson, but this Kahnle is pretty nasty too. I’m merely saying that it might be more difficult to come from behind. However, we’re a great fastball hitting team. Tanaka can be nasty, as he was against the Tribe. However, he was pretty ordinary most of the season. If you follow the simple rule that if the ball is at the knees, let it go, we should be alright..
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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2017, 01:34:25 pm »
I’m not getting carried away. We all knew about Betances, Chapman and Robertson, but this Kahnle is pretty nasty too. I’m merely saying that it might be more difficult to come from behind. However, we’re a great fastball hitting team. Tanaka can be nasty, as he was against the Tribe. However, he was pretty ordinary most of the season. If you follow the simple rule that if the ball is at the knees, let it go, we should be alright..

I am encouraged that the Astros did not find Kimbrel overpowering. He's among the best, right?

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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2017, 01:35:41 pm »
I’m not getting carried away. We all knew about Betances, Chapman and Robertson, but this Kahnle is pretty nasty too. I’m merely saying that it might be more difficult to come from behind. However, we’re a great fastball hitting team. Tanaka can be nasty, as he was against the Tribe. However, he was pretty ordinary most of the season. If you follow the simple rule that if the ball is at the knees, let it go, we should be alright..

Jeremy Affeldt was being interviewed on satellite radio.  When the host started talking about the Yankee staff bringing the 100 mph heat, Affeldt said "when you mention triple-digit fastballs, the Astros just start salivating".
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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2017, 01:50:58 pm »
Jeremy Affeldt was being interviewed on satellite radio.  When the host started talking about the Yankee staff bringing the 100 mph heat, Affeldt said "when you mention triple-digit fastballs, the Astros just start salivating".

Just adds to the exit velocity.
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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2017, 02:04:07 pm »
Just adds to the exit velocity.

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« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2017, 03:14:57 pm »
Just adds to the exit velocity.

Exactly.  I really love it when FB pitchers try to simply overpower this team.  Guriel is really fun to watch in that case.

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« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2017, 08:20:14 am »
Let's not get carried away.  Getting up early is always preferable, and the NY bullpen is stout, but the Astros have gotten to them before, and if necessary, I like their chances of doing it again.

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« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2017, 07:36:58 pm »
This Yankee team is a different team than the regular season team we played.

And the Astros didn't take long to get to Chapman . . . again.
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« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2017, 08:06:06 pm »
Exactly.  I really love it when FB pitchers try to simply overpower this team.  Guriel is really fun to watch in that case.
Yuli's swing is great to watch. One of the side effects of full-time youth baseball is that everybody's swing looks similar. Yuli, from a different baseball upbringing has an unorthodox swing that looks a little like the hammer throw in field events. He swings from his torso and whips the bat around with impressive speed.

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« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2017, 08:40:14 pm »
Yuli's swing is great to watch. One of the side effects of full-time youth baseball is that everybody's swing looks similar. Yuli, from a different baseball upbringing has an unorthodox swing that looks a little like the hammer throw in field events. He swings from his torso and whips the bat around with impressive speed.

And, of course, YDGD.

If I were to buy a jersey right now, it would probably be # 10.

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« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2017, 08:52:11 am »
And the Astros didn't take long to get to Chapman . . . again.

You can't overpower supreme fastball hitters with a supreme fastball.  Both Altuve and Correa got solid wood on Chapman (NTTAWWT).
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« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2017, 12:18:00 pm »
You can't overpower supreme fastball hitters with a supreme fastball.  Both Altuve and Correa got solid wood on Chapman (NTTAWWT).
But I love that they still try.

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