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Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« on: September 08, 2017, 09:07:33 pm »
LIneups?  Yuli don't give a damn
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2017, 09:11:11 pm »
The tension between my tiredness and excitement after a day off is real tonight.


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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2017, 09:11:55 pm »
Cotton doesn't look sharp early.


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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2017, 09:11:58 pm »
Altuve!!

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2017, 09:12:04 pm »
Altuve with a 2-run shibby!

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2017, 09:12:04 pm »
And Altuve parks one!


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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2017, 09:20:02 pm »
Well that was some rotten luck.

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2017, 09:20:37 pm »
T1:

Springer...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks
Altuve...0-2...homers to LF...Springer scores
Correa strikes out swinging
Reddick...full count...walks
Gurriel...0-2...1-2...hits a screaming line drive that would have taken Cotton's head off had he not thrown his glove up at the last second...it rolls to 2B and turns into an easy 1-4-6-3 double play

But the Astros lead 2-0
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2017, 09:31:59 pm »
B1:

Semien flies out F7
Joyce doubles to RF
Lowrie flies out F7
Davis...3-2...walks
Olson flies out F7

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2017, 09:32:43 pm »
Those damn drums are driving me crazy.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2017, 09:38:59 pm »
T2:

Marwin flies out F8, as Powell leaps and snags it at the very top of the wall in the deepest point of the park...may have reached over and brought it back
Beltran strikes out swinging
McCann...0-2...singles to LF
Maybin grounds into FC on the first pitch...McCann out 6-4 at 2B

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2017, 09:39:49 pm »
Those damn drums are driving me crazy.

You should be there live.  It'll be all you can do not to wring someone's neck and end up in jail. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2017, 09:40:27 pm »
I thought Marwin's ball was gone off the bat.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2017, 09:43:54 pm »
I thought Marwin's ball was gone off the bat.

I thought it was a can of corn off the bat, but it kept carrying.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2017, 09:45:37 pm »
And we're tied
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2017, 09:45:56 pm »
That one was definitely gone off the bat.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2017, 09:50:02 pm »
B2:

Healy hammers one to 3B on the first pitch...Marwin knocks it down, scrambles and finds the ball, throws to first, but it's high and wide...infield single
Maxwell...0-2...strikes out swinging
Chapman...0-2...1-2...homers to CF, Healy scores
Powell...0-2...1-2...flies out F7
Semien...0-2...1-2...2-2...grounds out 6-3

2-2 after two
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2017, 09:58:19 pm »
Fuck.  The Astros have hit at least four absolute rockets that have turned into outs.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2017, 09:59:20 pm »
Fuck.  The Astros have hit at least four absolute rockets that have turned into outs.

Two of them off of Cotton.

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2017, 10:01:08 pm »
La Pina!!!

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2017, 10:01:19 pm »
Man, they are just crushing Cotton's offerings tonight.

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2017, 10:02:05 pm »
Cotton not fooling anyone.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2017, 10:04:21 pm »
T3:

Springer infield single to the hole at SS
Altuve smashes one to 3B, Chapman throws his glove up in self defense, and the ball finds it...throws to 2B to get Springer, but no double play
Correa hits another screaming line drive right up the middle that hits Cotton and bounces directly to Chapman for the 1-5-3....Altuve to 2B
Reddick doubles down the LF line, Altuve scores
Gurriel homers to LF on the first pitch, Reddick scores
Marwin flies out F7

5-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2017, 10:05:55 pm »
Vaunting is thinking about a return.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2017, 10:07:59 pm »
Joyce is wearing McHugh out. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2017, 10:08:04 pm »
Fuck McHugh

Gonna have to score 15 runs tonight.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2017, 10:11:40 pm »
B3:

Joyce homers to CF
Lowrie pops out F4 as Springer and Altuve come together...look at each other thinking "you got this right?"...Altuve finally make the catch and Springer manages to not take his knees out
Davis flies out F8 on the first pitch
Olson bunts on the first pitch...right back to McHugh who throws him out.

Astros up 5-3
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2017, 10:12:00 pm »
Joyce is wearing McHugh out.

I think his numbers before this against him were good.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2017, 10:12:11 pm »
Vaunting is thinking about a return.

Fight at the bat rack with Cotton out there.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2017, 10:16:41 pm »
I think his numbers before this against him were good.

Prior to tonight, Joyce was 3 for 15 (.200) lifetime against McHugh.  But those three hits were all doubles. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2017, 10:19:59 pm »
T4:

Beltran grounds out 6-3 on a diving stop by Semien
McCann....full up...walks
Maybin...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging...tried to check, but ruled he went around
Springer...0-2...1-2...lines out to 2B

5-3 Astros

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2017, 10:21:27 pm »
Prior to tonight, Joyce was 3 for 15 (.200) lifetime against McHugh.  But those three hits were all doubles.

Must have misread the At Bat story.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2017, 10:22:26 pm »
McHugh out with an injury...looks like a blister

Feliz in...
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2017, 10:22:45 pm »
Blister. Fuck.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2017, 10:24:59 pm »
No, I didn't. At Bat says Joyce is 10-21 v. McHugh with four doubles and a homer.
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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2017, 10:25:20 pm »
Must have misread the At Bat story.

If it makes you feel any better, Joyce has completely owned Justin Verlander....400/.455/.800 with 2 HRs and 6 RBIs in 20 at bats
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2017, 10:25:49 pm »
How the fuck do professional pitchers not have designated manicure specialists who trim and buff on a near daily basis?
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2017, 10:26:29 pm »
Well, a few of McHugh's pitches were blistered.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2017, 10:26:37 pm »
No, I didn't. At Bat says Joyce is 10-21 v. McHugh with four doubles and a homer.

Not sure.  I just looked it up on baseball-reference and that's what they had listed.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2017, 10:27:24 pm »
No, I didn't. At Bat says Joyce is 10-21 v. McHugh with four doubles and a homer.

That comports with my recollection. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2017, 10:30:25 pm »
A's have runners on the corners one out...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2017, 10:31:39 pm »
B4:

Feliz in for the injured McHugh...

Healy lines a single to CF
Maxwell flies out F8 at the warning track
Chapman singles to CF, Healy to 3B
Powell grounds into 4-6-3 double play...pitcher's best friend

5-3 Astros
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2017, 10:31:55 pm »
That was big.  It's going to be a long night from here on out.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2017, 10:32:43 pm »
That was big.  It's going to be a long night from here on out.

I might need to start drinking
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2017, 10:37:59 pm »
Red Dawg!!!

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2017, 10:38:32 pm »
WOOOO!!!!
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2017, 10:38:38 pm »
That was a no doubter high bullshit tomahawk.  Beautiful.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2017, 10:39:50 pm »
That was a no doubter high bullshit tomahawk.  Beautiful.

It was. Don't see those often.

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2017, 10:40:22 pm »
That was a no doubter high bullshit tomahawk.  Beautiful.

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2017, 10:40:58 pm »
T5:

Altuve grounds out 5-3
Correa singles to CF
Reddick homers to LF, Correa scores
Gurriel grounds out 6-3 on the first pitch
Marwin...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2017, 10:43:17 pm »
I might need to start drinking

Fiers and Sipp warming up. Cheers!
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2017, 10:44:36 pm »
Sipp in for the Astros...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2017, 10:48:09 pm »
B5:

Sipp in...

Semien taps back to the mound
Joyce...who according to baseball-reference is 0 for his career against Sipp...works the count full and strikes out looking
Lowrie flies out F8 at the track

7-3 Astros
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2017, 10:48:41 pm »
Sipp, with the help of Maybin, got it done.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2017, 10:48:46 pm »
Not as dramatic as the Marwin rob, but I'll consider that turnabout fair play.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2017, 10:53:33 pm »
T6:

Alcantara in for the A's

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2017, 10:55:07 pm »
Maybin did not know where he was. The jump was unnecessary if he goes another step back.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2017, 10:56:20 pm »
A clean shaven Fiers in...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2017, 11:00:26 pm »
A clean shaven Fiers in...

Different arm angle too
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2017, 11:01:03 pm »
B6:

Fiers in...beard shaved, pants worn long...

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2017, 11:01:27 pm »
Fiers looks like he adjusted his mechanics.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2017, 11:03:21 pm »
Fiers looks like he adjusted his mechanics.

Not so over the top. Dropped his arm down some.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2017, 11:06:15 pm »
Astros at 2B and 3B...nobody out...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2017, 11:07:53 pm »
Astros at 2B and 3B...nobody out...

And Correa looks totally disinterested in driving in a run with three shit swings.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2017, 11:08:31 pm »
Intentional walk loads the bases with one out...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2017, 11:08:40 pm »
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2017, 11:08:43 pm »
Correa had no chance. Outmatched.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2017, 11:09:11 pm »
And Alcantara wins it.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2017, 11:09:14 pm »
T7:

Springer hit by pitch
Altuve doubles to RCF, Springer to 3B
Correa...infield in...0-2...strikes out swinging
Reddick intentionally walked to load the bases
Gurriel grounds into 5-4-3 double play

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2017, 11:09:21 pm »

Fiers in...beard shaved, pants worn long...

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2017, 11:09:53 pm »
Correa had no chance. Outmatched.

He was about 1/2 second behind on that second strike.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2017, 11:10:24 pm »
Not so over the top. Dropped his arm down some.

Yep. He also isn't leaning back like he was with his glove way above his head.

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« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2017, 11:13:52 pm »
Aaarrggh. Four-run lead. Throw strikes.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2017, 11:16:22 pm »
Leadoff walk and a single ends Fiers's night.  Gregerson in
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2017, 11:17:08 pm »
Leadoff walk and a single ends Fiers's night.  Gregerson in

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2017, 11:17:24 pm »
Fiers also ditched that little hitch at the height of his delivery.  I wonder what the thinking is behind his change in approach.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2017, 11:19:52 pm »
Does Chapman do damange against anybody else? Because he sure seems to like to hit against the Astros.
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« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2017, 11:20:15 pm »
Well that's some unlucky bullshit. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2017, 11:20:47 pm »
Does Chapman do damange against anybody else? Because he sure seems to like to hit against the Astros.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #79 on: September 08, 2017, 11:20:58 pm »
A's with the tying run at the plate...nobody out...
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #80 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:13 pm »
And we're tied again
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« Reply #81 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:18 pm »
NIce job, bullpen.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #82 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:26 pm »
That sucks.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #83 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:34 pm »
Well, this is some shit.

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« Reply #84 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:51 pm »
Blister. Fuck.

Turns out it was a "fingernail avulsion", meaning the whole damn nail tore off the skin.


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« Reply #85 on: September 08, 2017, 11:23:29 pm »
Turns out it was a "fingernail avulsion", meaning the whole damn nail tore off the skin.

So he'll be back straightaway. Not.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #86 on: September 08, 2017, 11:23:42 pm »
Crap. that's so fucked up.
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« Reply #87 on: September 08, 2017, 11:23:49 pm »
Turns out it was a "fingernail avulsion", meaning the whole damn nail tore off the skin.


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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #88 on: September 08, 2017, 11:24:11 pm »
Holy shit Springer is not fucking around.
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« Reply #89 on: September 08, 2017, 11:25:59 pm »
If the pitchers will just keep the ball in the fucking yard there's a good chance it will get caught.
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« Reply #90 on: September 08, 2017, 11:25:59 pm »
And Maybin with a sweet sliding catch.  Let's get one more out and score some fucking runs.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #91 on: September 08, 2017, 11:26:41 pm »
I was just about to turn in, too, thinking we could hand this to Devo and Giles.


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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #92 on: September 08, 2017, 11:26:41 pm »
B7:

Maxwell...3-0...walks
Chapman singles to LF, Maxwell to 2B

And that's all for Fiers...Gregerson in

Powell chops to 1B, bounces over Yuli's head, Altuve fields it, but no one is covering 1B...Yuli gets back but can't get his foot on the bag...Maxwell to 3B, Chapman to 2B
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« Reply #93 on: September 08, 2017, 11:27:55 pm »
So he'll be back straightaway. Not.

If the nail tore off, he's out for at least a couple weeks, probably done for the season.
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« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2017, 11:30:40 pm »
I missed the first several innings. Is Bregman just getting the night off, or did something fucked-up happen to him too?
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2017, 11:31:24 pm »
Know who I hate again?

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« Reply #96 on: September 08, 2017, 11:31:25 pm »
Having the bases juiced  and not punching a run across sure looms large now.
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« Reply #97 on: September 08, 2017, 11:31:31 pm »
If the nail tore off, he's out for at least a couple weeks, probably done for the season.
Even it only part of the nail tore, your still looking at a few weeks, especially for a pitcher.
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« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2017, 11:31:44 pm »
I missed the first several innings. Is Bregman just getting the night off, or did something fucked-up happen to him too?

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« Reply #99 on: September 08, 2017, 11:32:58 pm »
COULD ONE FUCKING BOUNCE GO THE ASTROS WAY TONIGHT? GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
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« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2017, 11:33:26 pm »
That's about as close as they come.


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« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2017, 11:35:11 pm »
Every fucking discretionary moment of luck is trending against the good guys. 
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« Reply #102 on: September 08, 2017, 11:37:15 pm »
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« Reply #103 on: September 08, 2017, 11:38:37 pm »
Every fucking discretionary moment of luck is trending against the good guys. 

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« Reply #104 on: September 08, 2017, 11:40:10 pm »
The fucking Fiers experiment

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« Reply #105 on: September 08, 2017, 11:43:16 pm »
Did somebody kill the drummer?
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« Reply #106 on: September 08, 2017, 11:45:29 pm »
T8:

Coulombe in for the A's

Marwin...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...grounds out 4-3 on a diving stop by Lowrie...throw beat him by about a millimeter
Beltran rolls over and bounces out 6-3
McCann...works the count full...singles to CF
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« Reply #107 on: September 08, 2017, 11:48:27 pm »
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #108 on: September 08, 2017, 11:50:48 pm »
Kelly's Heroes reference?

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« Reply #109 on: September 08, 2017, 11:50:48 pm »
A's with the go-ahead run at 2B with one out...
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« Reply #110 on: September 08, 2017, 11:53:51 pm »
Did somebody kill the drummer?

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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #111 on: September 08, 2017, 11:54:50 pm »
B8:

Musgrove in

Olson grounds out 4-3 into  the shift in shallow RF
Healy doubles to RF
Barreto pinch running for Healy
Maxwell grounds out 3U, Barreto to 3B
Chapman taps back to the mound

To the 9th...tied up at 7
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« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2017, 11:55:09 pm »
In case anyone wasn't sure, I FUCKING HATE MIKE FIERS.
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« Reply #114 on: September 08, 2017, 11:55:46 pm »
He suffered a bizarre gardening accident.

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« Reply #115 on: September 08, 2017, 11:56:31 pm »
He suffered a bizarre gardening accident.
Nice.

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« Reply #116 on: September 08, 2017, 11:58:07 pm »
We need to get George around. We definitely don't need some long-ass extra-inning affair with a double-header coming up tomorrow.
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« Reply #117 on: September 08, 2017, 11:59:03 pm »
Springer leads off the 9th with a knock...
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« Reply #118 on: September 08, 2017, 11:59:59 pm »
Springer leads off the 9th with a knock...

Captain Clutch strikes again.
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« Reply #119 on: September 09, 2017, 12:01:15 am »
How big is getting jack shit from 2nd and 3rd with no outs looking now.
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« Reply #120 on: September 09, 2017, 12:03:22 am »
Holy shit, that was a PUTRID call by the 3rd base ump. Thank you Sam Holbrook for not being insane.
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« Reply #121 on: September 09, 2017, 12:04:14 am »
Should have kept that Correa groundout.
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« Reply #122 on: September 09, 2017, 12:04:42 am »
Wooooo! Man, Sringer was motoring!
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« Reply #123 on: September 09, 2017, 12:04:51 am »
Reddick with an RBI double!

Astros take the lead!
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« Reply #124 on: September 09, 2017, 12:05:04 am »
Wow.

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« Reply #125 on: September 09, 2017, 12:05:20 am »
RED ASS DELIVERS!

Blummer - THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

Also, Springer's puff-hawk looks fucking ridiculous.
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« Reply #126 on: September 09, 2017, 12:05:49 am »
T9:

Treinen in for the A's

Springer singles to RF on the first pitch
Altuve pops out F3 in foul ground
Correa...0-2...1-2...grounds out 5-3 on what looked like a foul ball, Springer to 2B...now home plate ump overrules...foul ball and Correa punches out again
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« Reply #127 on: September 09, 2017, 12:05:54 am »
Looks like Yuli should have had the double day off, not Bregman.
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« Reply #128 on: September 09, 2017, 12:07:28 am »
Yuli is hurting again. We cannot afford to lose him to the DL.
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« Reply #129 on: September 09, 2017, 12:07:38 am »
Looks like Yuli should have had the double day off, not Bregman.

Guessing Bregman will have both ends of the twin bill on Sunday, so Hinch wanted to give him an extra day off.
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« Reply #130 on: September 09, 2017, 12:09:17 am »
Motherfucker...we're tied again
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« Reply #131 on: September 09, 2017, 12:09:39 am »
I cannot believe that.
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« Reply #132 on: September 09, 2017, 12:09:47 am »
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« Reply #133 on: September 09, 2017, 12:09:58 am »
Motherfucker...we're tied again

His second fucking big league home run.

Embarrassing.
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« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2017, 12:10:04 am »
Giles had been so good lately.

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« Reply #135 on: September 09, 2017, 12:10:18 am »
A's with the winning run on base...nobody out...
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« Reply #136 on: September 09, 2017, 12:10:27 am »
Un-fucking-believable. Second home run of his career.
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« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2017, 12:10:37 am »
That slider just hung there for Powell


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« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2017, 12:11:03 am »
Motherfucker...we're tied again
On an 0-2 pitch...grrrr!
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« Reply #139 on: September 09, 2017, 12:12:46 am »
4-pitch walk puts the winning run in scoring position, nobody out...
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« Reply #140 on: September 09, 2017, 12:12:53 am »
This is a bit of a mess.
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« Reply #141 on: September 09, 2017, 12:13:05 am »
Here comes that bile-rising-in-throat feeling.

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« Reply #142 on: September 09, 2017, 12:13:09 am »
Dang, Lowrie's up. Gonna be a tough out.


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« Reply #143 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:06 am »
Here comes that bile-rising-in-throat feeling.

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« Reply #144 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:09 am »
Well that sucks. Indians 1.5 back....


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« Reply #145 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:12 am »
Fucking A.
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« Reply #146 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:16 am »
B9:

Giles in to try to close it out...

Powell...0-2...homers to RF to tie it up
Semien singles to LF on the first pitch
Joyce...3-0...walks, Semien to 2B
Lowrie singles to CF, Semien scores

Astros snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and stomp the everloving shit out of the collective dick

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« Reply #147 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:53 am »
Giles looked utterly dominant for a while now. What a strange game.

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« Reply #148 on: September 09, 2017, 12:14:55 am »
Well that sucks. Indians 1.5 back....


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« Reply #149 on: September 09, 2017, 12:15:13 am »
2nd and 3rd and nobody out with 4 5 6 coming up.

Fucking shit sandwich.
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« Reply #150 on: September 09, 2017, 12:16:26 am »
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« Reply #151 on: September 09, 2017, 12:18:18 am »
Throw the 9 hitter your famous fastball and make that motherfucker hit it.

Also, Fiers, enough.
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« Reply #152 on: September 09, 2017, 12:18:39 am »
Giles looked utterly dominant for a while now. What a strange game.
Meh.....it happens. He was due for one of these. Yes, it is his job to save games like this but this game was really lost by Fiers and Gregerson. You can't blow a 4 run lead.


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« Reply #153 on: September 09, 2017, 12:19:22 am »
Meh.....it happens. He was due for one of these. Yes, it is his job to save games like this but this game was really lost by Fiers and Gregerson. You can't blow a 4 run lead.


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They blew three different leads
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« Reply #155 on: September 09, 2017, 12:21:54 am »
Angels lose, so their elimination number drops to 8, same as Rangers now
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« Reply #156 on: September 09, 2017, 12:25:55 am »
2nd and 3rd and nobody out with 4 5 6 coming up.

Fucking shit sandwich.

If it makes you feel any worse...it was 3 4 5

What an infuriatingly fucked up game.
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« Reply #157 on: September 09, 2017, 12:27:13 am »
Throw the 9 hitter your famous fastball and make that motherfucker hit it.

Also, Fiers, enough.

Send Fiers out for a second inning blew this game.

Two hanging two strike sliders=5 runs
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« Reply #158 on: September 09, 2017, 12:30:42 am »
If it makes you feel any worse...it was 3 4 5

What an infuriatingly fucked up game.

4 got an IBB

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« Reply #159 on: September 09, 2017, 12:32:56 am »
Send Fiers out for a second inning

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« Reply #160 on: September 09, 2017, 12:34:33 am »
ground control: input error

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« Reply #161 on: September 09, 2017, 12:36:28 am »
4 got an IBB

Reddick is unreal
I misread his post, was including Correa in the clusterfuck.
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« Reply #162 on: September 09, 2017, 12:55:59 am »
Well shitfuck.  And fuckshit.  And any other possible combination.  I was having a good day and the bullpen just kicked me in the nuts.  I'm wearing a cup to watch tomorrow's game. 
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« Reply #163 on: September 09, 2017, 06:06:23 am »
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Yeah, I was undecided and that was supposed to be ? asking the group for an opinion. I held my breath the entire time he was pitching. I understand why he went back out there with a DH coming up, but it cost us the game we had won. I did shit like this when I was coaching too. Sleep is impossibe after a decision blows up.

ETA: In a playoff series my first time around at McCallum, I did something similar in the first game of a playoff series DH. We were up 1-0 in the series and 5-2 in the middle game, but my starter was wild and shaky. I brought in a freshman with a great arm into the game to start the 5th hoping to get 6 outs from him. I did not want to use my main reliever for three innings in case we might have to play another game that day. Like Fiers last night, he could not handle the situation, crumbled under pressure, and we lost the game we had won. We lost the deciding game and the series in extra innings, and one of the best teams I had in my career went out in the first round of the playoffs.

The failure was the player's, of course, but my decision put him in a situation he could not handle, and my decision was the wrong one. I cost my players a crucial game, and obviously my memory of my bad decision is vivid today. The game was in 1975, and I'll remember it as long as I live.

Playing 162 games with elite professional players likely means Hinch does not dwell on things like this too often. I'll bet, though, he gets over the hanging sliders by Gregerson and Giles more quickly than he does choosing Fiers as the multi-inning guy with a four run lead and nine outs to go.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #164 on: September 09, 2017, 08:51:58 am »
While I'm puzzled by leaving Fiers in as well, at the end of the night, you had a lead in the 9th with your closer in.  He was 0-2 on a slap-hitting rookie who had a grand total of 3 RBIs in his career.  *POW*...we're tied and the game was essentially over.  Lots of blame in the pen, but at the end, Giles had the opportunity to step in and say "enough".  He couldn't get his job done.
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #165 on: September 09, 2017, 09:58:37 am »
While I'm puzzled by leaving Fiers in as well, at the end of the night, you had a lead in the 9th with your closer in.  He was 0-2 on a slap-hitting rookie who had a grand total of 3 RBIs in his career.  *POW*...we're tied and the game was essentially over.  Lots of blame in the pen, but at the end, Giles had the opportunity to step in and say "enough".  He couldn't get his job done.

I totally agree, but even the most elite closers will blow one occasionally. See Wagner, Billy and Rivera, Mariano. I think we lost the game in the 7th, and Giles should never have had to warm up.

Back to Giles: when I was playing, and axiom was "never throw an off-speed pitch to a bad hitter." The pitch is accommodating his poor bat speed. I think things may not be so simple in MLB, and no doubt Giles intended to bury the slider, not hang in, but he may not have needed the slider against Powell. No way could he catch up to the FB, and maybe pounding him with 99mph would have produced weak contact or a K. Easy to say today.
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« Reply #166 on: September 09, 2017, 10:09:20 am »
I totally agree, but even the most elite closers will blow one occasionally. See Wagner, Billy and Rivera, Mariano. I think we lost the game in the 7th, and Giles should never have had to warm up.

Back to Giles: when I was playing, and axiom was "never throw an off-speed pitch to a bad hitter." The pitch is accommodating his poor bat speed. I think things may not be so simple in MLB, and no doubt Giles intended to bury the slider, not hang in, but he may not have needed the slider against Powell. No way could he catch up to the FB, and maybe pounding him with 99mph would have produced weak contact or a K. Easy to say today.

Agreed.  Just a shame that everyone, including your closer, picked the same day to suck donkey.  Giles got beat with his second best pitch by a hitter who can't hit his best.  That's just bad baseball. 

My pitch-calling philosophy has always been that not every pitch is designed to get an out.  Sometimes you set a guy up, or just need to keep him honest.  But also when you have a guy on the ropes like that, you step on his throat, don't give him the opportunity to get back into the count, or even worse, willingly give away your advantage by speeding up his bat. Granted he's a Major League hitter, but you also have a Major Fucking League fastball.  If it's a guy like Robinson Cano and he's fouled off three of four of your best, sure you may need to show him a wrinkle.  But 0-2...to Boog Powell...just bad baseball.

But as you say, it's easy for us to talk about that now. 
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Re: Astros @ A's September 8, 2017
« Reply #167 on: September 09, 2017, 12:42:01 pm »
I fell asleep last night about the time McHugh was being coming out. Was really surprised, and anguished,  this morning with the outcome. Great analysis and conversations, guys. I am thankful for this forum. Let's win two today!