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Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« on: May 16, 2017, 03:29:54 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's road tilt:

Astros

RFJosh Reddick (L)
LFCarlos Beltran (S)
2BJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
CBrian McCann (L)
1BY. Gurriel (R)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)
PDallas Keuchel (L)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (6-0, 1.69)

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2B Dee Gordon (L)
C J.T. Realmuto (R)
CF C. Yelich (L)
LF Marcell Ozuna (R)
RF G. Stanton (R)
1B Tyler Moore (R)
3B Mike Aviles (R)
SS J.T. Riddle (L)
P Tom Koehler (R)

MIA: Tom Koehler (R)  (1-1, 5.60)
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2017, 05:00:15 pm »
Springer and Bregman getting some rest I assume?

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2017, 06:14:29 pm »
I really am blacked out today.  No ESPN to the rescue, so it's radio and MLB gameday. 

Oh, and you guys!


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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2017, 06:22:02 pm »
4 singles in 5 hitters has a 2-0 lead with runners at the corners and 1 out. Yuli up now

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2017, 06:22:12 pm »
A successfully executed hit and run is my favorite play in baseball.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2017, 06:22:31 pm »
Astros are ready to hit tonight!

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2017, 06:22:32 pm »
A successfully executed hit and run is my favorite play in baseball.
It was a thing of beauty

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2017, 06:25:05 pm »
An early lead for Keuchel is always great.


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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2017, 06:26:09 pm »
An early lead for Keuchel is always great.
If Jake can get a hit we'll see him bat before he pitches

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2017, 06:27:58 pm »
Jake ks but Astros get 3

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2017, 06:36:43 pm »
Keuchel gives up his first 1st inning run. If the pitcher makes the error that put the scoring run on base is it unearned?
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2017, 06:39:39 pm »
Keuchel gives up his first 1st inning run. If the pitcher makes the error that put the scoring run on base is it unearned?

Yep

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2017, 06:40:08 pm »
This is turning into a mess.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2017, 06:40:13 pm »
Keuchel gives up his first 1st inning run. If the pitcher makes the error that put the scoring run on base is it unearned?
In this case no. Was ruled single+error so the baserunner was on anyway. If it was just straight error then it would be unearned I believe

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2017, 06:40:57 pm »
Wow. This is a weird inning

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2017, 06:41:29 pm »
In this case no. Was ruled single+error so the baserunner was on anyway. If it was just straight error then it would be unearned I believe

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Oh that's right. 

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2017, 06:42:53 pm »
Double play ends the inning. 3-2 after 1

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2017, 06:43:18 pm »
Ugly, but it could have been much worse.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2017, 06:55:16 pm »
3 straight 2 out walks and the bases are drunk with McCann coming up

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2017, 06:55:43 pm »
2 out magic.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2017, 06:56:01 pm »
And McCann scores 3 with a gapper

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2017, 06:56:23 pm »
Now 6-2

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2017, 06:58:37 pm »
Lately it seems as if the Astros hitters just bring out the worst in the opposition pitching. The Astros can't be this good, they  just keep getting consistently shitty pitching performances from the other side.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2017, 07:00:19 pm »
Reddick has been  quite a bit better than I expected.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2017, 07:01:34 pm »
Reddick has been  quite a bit better than I expected.

It's gotta be the whooos.


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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2017, 07:10:05 pm »
Lately it seems as if the Astros hitters just bring out the worst in the opposition pitching. The Astros can't be this good, they  just keep getting consistently shitty pitching performances from the other side.
Well in tonight's case. Koehler just isn't a good pitcher

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2017, 07:10:23 pm »
Geoff Blum lamenting the fact that he never had a bobble-head replica of him.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2017, 07:11:46 pm »
Jake! 

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2017, 07:11:50 pm »
Geoff Blum lamenting the fact that he never had a bobble-head replica of him.

A Jake Jack!
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2017, 07:11:51 pm »
Marisnick!!!

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2017, 07:11:58 pm »
Jake hits the monstrosity!
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2017, 07:12:19 pm »
He hit the shit out of that. Good god

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2017, 07:12:36 pm »
450 ft. for Jake

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2017, 07:13:10 pm »
I've never seen a major league player who looked more lost at the plate than Keuchel.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2017, 07:13:48 pm »
I've never seen a major league player who looked more lost at the plate than Keuchel.

And I would have thought that, given his athleticism, he would be ok at the plate.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2017, 07:14:02 pm »
I've never seen a major league player who looked more lost at the plate than Keuchel.
Thinking he just doesn't care

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2017, 07:16:39 pm »
Marisnick hit the SHIT out of that ball.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2017, 07:16:51 pm »
Jake hits the monstrosity!

Late to the party, this was the first pitch I saw... and it was nice!
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2017, 07:18:30 pm »
Keuchel has given up a run per inning and looked like shit at the plate. Not his best game.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2017, 07:19:17 pm »
Thinking he just doesn't care

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That's exactly right.  Maybe he needs some time in the minors.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2017, 07:20:53 pm »
That's exactly right.  Maybe he needs some time in the minors.
Think his glove will keep him in the lineup

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« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2017, 07:21:45 pm »
Thinking he just doesn't care

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No kidding. He's just wanting to go sit back down with a 6-run lead. He's probably saying "fuck...I'm up again?"
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2017, 07:21:53 pm »
I like Sparks, but I wish Ford did the play by play full time on the radio.  He's clearly superior at it.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2017, 07:23:57 pm »
That's exactly right.  Maybe he needs some time in the minors.

Or trade him to an AL team?
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2017, 07:25:12 pm »
No kidding. He's just wanting to go sit back down with a 6-run lead. He's probably saying "fuck...I'm up again?"
I know the feeling. The team I play on won 14-2 my last start, luckily I had a DH so I didn't have to hit. I look worse than keuchel at the plate

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2017, 07:25:28 pm »
That's exactly right.  Maybe he needs some time in the minors.

I think a shift in the batting order might help.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2017, 07:26:21 pm »
I think a shift in the batting order might help.
Put him in the leadoff spot. Worked for Springer last year

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« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2017, 07:26:22 pm »
Or trade him to an AL team?

Who'd want him?  Dude can't hit.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2017, 07:34:11 pm »
Astros didn't score in the 4th. Still 8-2

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2017, 07:36:40 pm »
No kidding. He's just wanting to go sit back down with a 6-run lead. He's probably saying "fuck...I'm up again?"
Are you in the country?
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« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2017, 07:39:04 pm »
If you can't see them, they're showing pitch placement charts for Keuchel on the television broadcast.  They're more amazing than you could imagine.
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« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2017, 07:39:50 pm »
If you can't see them, they're showing pitch placement charts for Keuchel on the television broadcast.  They're more amazing than you could imagine.
Those charts are a pitchers wet dream

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2017, 07:42:20 pm »
Jake Jack!
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« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2017, 07:43:00 pm »
Man, I hope Marisnick passes the drug test after the game.
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« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2017, 07:43:23 pm »
The fuck is going on around here?
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2017, 07:43:40 pm »
Holy shit he did it again?

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2017, 07:43:59 pm »
Have a day Jake

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2017, 07:46:29 pm »
Are you in the country?

I'm in Sumatra.
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« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2017, 07:46:58 pm »
The fuck is going on around here?

The Astros are pumping the sunshine state....

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2017, 07:47:35 pm »
I'm in Sumatra.

Is that home territory for the 'Stros or the Marlins?
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2017, 07:49:12 pm »
What's the 16 on the Marlins jersey?
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #61 on: May 16, 2017, 07:49:44 pm »
Is that home territory for the 'Stros or the Marlins?
I believe that's expo territory.



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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2017, 07:50:13 pm »
Ok.  Keuchel's got a pretty good glove. 
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2017, 07:50:51 pm »
What's the 16 on the Marlins jersey?

Jose Fernandez....

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2017, 07:50:57 pm »
I love that tweet.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2017, 07:51:05 pm »
Man, I stepped out for a few minutes and missed seeing Jake do it again.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2017, 07:52:45 pm »
Man, I stepped out for a few minutes and missed seeing Jake do it again.
Same here. I come back, it's 10-2 and keuchel is batting then oh fuck Jake did it again

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« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2017, 07:53:21 pm »
The Astros are pumping the sunshine state....

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« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2017, 07:58:37 pm »
Blum and Kalas seem to think there's nothing to odd about Feliz warming up but I can't help feeling all these fun times lately have to eventually come to an end....

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« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2017, 07:59:50 pm »
Blum and Kalas seem to think there's nothing to odd about Feliz warming up but I can't help feeling all these fun times lately have to eventually come to an end....
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« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2017, 08:00:14 pm »
Blum and Kalas seem to think there's nothing to odd about Feliz warming up but I can't help feeling all these fun times lately have to eventually come to an end....

They clearly don't understand our hatred of Seattle.
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« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2017, 08:01:21 pm »
They clearly don't understand our hatred of Seattle.

Don't even type the name of that "city".

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« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2017, 08:03:02 pm »
Blum and Kalas seem to think there's nothing to odd about Feliz warming up but I can't help feeling all these fun times lately have to eventually come to an end....
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2017, 08:08:21 pm »
Radio guys agree it's just a rest for Keuchel with the big lead.

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« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2017, 08:08:26 pm »
Is that home territory for the 'Stros or the Marlins?

Last year I saw a local in a Texans jersey, so I'm guessing it's Astros country.  Houston teams are actually quite popular in Asia, particularly the Rockets.
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« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2017, 08:08:53 pm »
I guess they didn't want to see Keuchel bat again.
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« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2017, 08:09:23 pm »
I guess they didn't want to see Keuchel bat again.
I think we can all agree that's a positive

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« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2017, 08:09:28 pm »
Keuchel watch begins.
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« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2017, 08:11:07 pm »
Maybe part of the reason also is that he sat watching the guys bat for 20-30 minutes a couple of times. Those 70 pitches can feel a bit like 90 if you keep getting cold on the bench

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« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2017, 08:13:01 pm »
Feliz is frustrating. He'll look great for a few batters, and then, boom! He can't find the strike zone with a map.
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« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2017, 08:13:11 pm »
Maybe part of the reason also is that he sat watching the guys bat for 20-30 minutes a couple of times. Those 70 pitches can feel a bit like 90 if you keep getting cold on the bench

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« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2017, 08:13:44 pm »
And then he comes back with nice sequence against Stanton.
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« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2017, 08:13:49 pm »
Feliz is frustrating. He'll look great for a few batters, and then, boom! He can't find the strike zone with a map.
Then he paints 96 against Stanton

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« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2017, 08:18:30 pm »
Jake only gets a double this time.

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« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2017, 08:21:01 pm »
Jake only gets a double this time.
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« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2017, 08:23:53 pm »
Feliz gave Kuechel a run for his money on worst ab tonight.

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« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2017, 08:27:40 pm »
Why let feliz hit if your gonna have a quick hook?

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« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2017, 08:29:28 pm »
Why let feliz hit if your gonna have a quick hook?

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« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2017, 08:30:22 pm »
11-2?

Plus Sipp's batting average for the year is .000.
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« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2017, 08:31:10 pm »
Plus Sipp's batting average for the year is .000.
I wonder when the last time sipp had an ab is

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« Reply #90 on: May 16, 2017, 08:35:47 pm »
I wonder when the last time sipp had an ab is

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« Reply #91 on: May 16, 2017, 08:38:25 pm »
From what I can find so far the answer is never... some of you are likely better at finding this out than I am though.
Just looked, don't see any career abs

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« Reply #92 on: May 16, 2017, 08:39:06 pm »
Yeah. It looks like he's never had an MLB at bat. Sipp is due up 9th this inning....

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« Reply #93 on: May 16, 2017, 08:40:19 pm »
From what I can find so far the answer is never... some of you are likely better at finding this out than I am though.

Sipp has never had a plate appearance in the Big Leagues.  His last came in 2014 in AAA.  He is a lifetime .250 hitter with an RBI and a run scored in four plate appearances in the minors. 
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« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2017, 08:40:29 pm »
Remember how much fun Sipp had playing the OF a few seasons back?

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Yeah. It looks like he's never had an MLB at bat. Sipp is due up 9th this inning....

I can't imagine Sipp would hit in the 9th. 
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« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2017, 08:43:03 pm »
I can't imagine Sipp would hit in the 9th.

I meant he would have batted 9th in the 8th inning. But yeah, today's not the day for Sipp.

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« Reply #97 on: May 16, 2017, 08:43:55 pm »
They need to get Sipp an AB.
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« Reply #98 on: May 16, 2017, 08:44:36 pm »
I meant he would have batted 9th in the 8th inning. But yeah, today's not the day for Sipp.

D'Oh.  Got it.  I still can't believe Sipp would have hit regardless of when his spot came up. 
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« Reply #99 on: May 16, 2017, 08:47:59 pm »
D'Oh.  Got it.  I still can't believe Sipp would have hit regardless of when his spot came up.

He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't keep the bat on his shoulder and swing from his heels. Probably best to get Gattis an ab....

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« Reply #100 on: May 16, 2017, 08:50:54 pm »
Has there been any official word on Keuchel yet?
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« Reply #101 on: May 16, 2017, 08:52:15 pm »
Has there been any official word on Keuchel yet?

I'm hoping there's just simply no need for an official word.

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« Reply #102 on: May 16, 2017, 08:53:44 pm »
Has there been any official word on Keuchel yet?

I think it was pretty clearly a get some rest this is a laugher removal.
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« Reply #103 on: May 16, 2017, 08:54:27 pm »
He seems like the kind of guy that wouldn't keep the bat on his shoulder and swing from his heels. Probably best to get Gattis an ab....

I get the feeling Sipp would not be the worst hitter on the team.  That said, yeah, better to get someone else a swing or two. 
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« Reply #104 on: May 16, 2017, 08:55:42 pm »
Fuckin' Ichiro Suzuki.  I hate that salt-rined fish sucker.
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« Reply #105 on: May 16, 2017, 08:58:39 pm »
I actually didn't know that fucking thing moved. What the fuck kind of drugs was the guy that made that on?

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« Reply #106 on: May 16, 2017, 08:59:00 pm »
Fuckin' Ichiro Suzuki.  I hate that salt-rined fish sucker.

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I actually didn't know that fucking thing moved. What the fuck kind of drugs was the guy that made that on?

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« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2017, 09:01:36 pm »
I actually didn't know that fucking thing moved. What the fuck kind of drugs was the guy that made that on?

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« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2017, 09:02:04 pm »
SIPP!
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« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2017, 09:02:13 pm »
Tony Sipp gets his AB!
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« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2017, 09:02:42 pm »
Man I would have loved if he hit a rocket to the gap

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« Reply #112 on: May 16, 2017, 09:02:55 pm »
Tony Sipp gets his AB!

That was great!

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Tony Sipp gets his AB!

Shows what I know.
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Man I would have loved if he hit a rocket to the gap

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« Reply #115 on: May 16, 2017, 09:04:16 pm »
Shows what I know.

You always was ignernt 'bout baseball.
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« Reply #116 on: May 16, 2017, 09:04:59 pm »
Shows what I know.

It probably would have crossed the rubbing-it-in line to pinch hit there. Plus, this way Sipp can just close it out and not have to use another pitcher.
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« Reply #117 on: May 16, 2017, 09:08:42 pm »
That's probably the last time Correa lets Gurriel have a popup.
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« Reply #118 on: May 16, 2017, 09:09:06 pm »
Maybe Keuchel should play first base. 
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You always was ignernt 'bout baseball.

But I'm a nice guy.....in person. 
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« Reply #120 on: May 16, 2017, 09:10:24 pm »
But I'm a nice guy.....in person.

That's a matter of opinion.
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« Reply #121 on: May 16, 2017, 09:10:28 pm »
Man, yuli is having a rough time out there.

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« Reply #122 on: May 16, 2017, 09:11:49 pm »
Man, yuli is having a rough time out there.

He fucked up that play where Keuchel had to cover first, too, but Altuve and Keuchel bailed him out.
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« Reply #123 on: May 16, 2017, 09:12:14 pm »
But Sipp pitched really well tonight.
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« Reply #124 on: May 16, 2017, 09:13:24 pm »
Nice job Sipp! I hope he starts pitching like he's capable of this season, that'd be huge.

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« Reply #125 on: May 16, 2017, 09:13:48 pm »
He fucked up that play where Keuchel had to cover first, too, but Altuve and Keuchel bailed him out.
I can't get TOO worked up on that one because he's played 3rd his life and all his instincts are to go get the ball. Needs to clean it up though

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« Reply #126 on: May 16, 2017, 09:13:59 pm »
Jake may sleep with that championship belt tonight.
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« Reply #128 on: May 16, 2017, 09:15:25 pm »
But Sipp pitched really well tonight.

Pitching was great after the first.  Hitting was great except for that lollygagger Keuchel.  Keuchel was spectacular on defense.

Yuli seems to care about what he's doing.  He'll be ok.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #129 on: May 16, 2017, 09:16:55 pm »
Pitching was great after the first.  Hitting was great except for that lollygagger Keuchel.  Keuchel was spectacular on defense.

Yuli seems to care about what he's doing.  He'll be ok.
He's been good on def most the year. I'm not worried

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #130 on: May 16, 2017, 09:22:45 pm »
I'm hoping Sipp gets most of Kuechel's ABs from this point forward.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #131 on: May 16, 2017, 09:28:05 pm »
I'm hoping Sipp gets most of Kuechel's ABs from this point forward.

I had to go tell Kris about this.  It didn't even take a whole lot of explanation.
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #132 on: May 16, 2017, 11:06:53 pm »
Keuchel gives up his first 1st inning run. If the pitcher makes the error that put the scoring run on base is it unearned?

Just to comment...the way to think about it is to reconstruct the inning without the error.  If the run still scores, it's earned.  If the run doesn't score without the benefit of the error, it's unearned.  So by default, any runner who reaches base on an error cannot be earned.  Any run that scores after an inning is prolonged by an error cannot be earned.  That's the way official scorers are told to approach it. 

There is sometimes a misconception that if the error was on the pitcher, it's still an earned run.  But you have to think of earned runs as an offensive stat, not a defensive or pitching one.  If the offensive team didn't "earn it", it's an unearned run, regardless of who committed the error. 
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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #133 on: May 17, 2017, 08:31:04 am »
Shows what I know.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #134 on: May 17, 2017, 08:32:24 am »
Jake may sleep with that championship belt tonight.

He also got the belt after the first Yankee game throwing out the tying run at the plate.

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Re: Astros @ Marlins May 16, 2017
« Reply #135 on: May 17, 2017, 09:34:03 am »
Jake may sleep with that championship belt tonight.

It's nice to see that "fuck you for trading me" mojo working for us.