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Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« on: September 05, 2016, 04:39:41 pm »
Your lineups for the Happy household rivalry road tilt:

Astros

DHGeorge Springer (R)
3BAlex Bregman (R)
2BJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
1BY. Gurriel (R)
CEvan Gattis (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
RFT. Hernandez (R)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Mike Fiers (R)  (9-6, 4.31)

Indians

DH Carlos Santana (S)
2B Jason Kipnis (L)
SS F. Lindor (S)
1B Mike Napoli (R)
3B Jose Ramirez (S)
RF L. Chisenhall (L)
LF Coco Crisp (S)
CF Tyler Naquin (L)
C Roberto Perez (R)

CLE: Mike Clevinger (R)  (2-1, 5.30)
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2016, 06:17:52 pm »
Hope that's a slumpbuster for Altuve, man did he crank that one.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2016, 06:38:40 pm »
Frito pie consumed.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 06:42:21 pm »
How is that not an error in CF?
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 06:51:21 pm »
Clevinger done after 1 2/3 innings. Jeff Manship on the hill now. runners on 1st and 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2016, 07:04:27 pm »
Fiers is trying hard to get Cleveland to score.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2016, 07:06:28 pm »
Fiers is trying hard to get Cleveland to score.
Glad he barely got out of it though.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2016, 07:07:33 pm »
Fiers somehow escapes the second without surrendering any runs.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2016, 07:11:08 pm »
BREGMAN

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2016, 07:17:30 pm »
BREGMAN
He has been such a bonus. What a great pick by Luhnow et al.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2016, 07:18:07 pm »
I think we're all happy Bregman stayed put at the trade deadline.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2016, 07:18:44 pm »
That kid generates some thump with that short swing.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2016, 07:19:48 pm »
I believe the over/under on the number of pitchers to be used in this game is 11.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2016, 07:21:47 pm »
I believe the over/under on the number of pitchers to be used in this game is 11.

I will take the under, I expect (hope) they want get home sometime tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2016, 07:25:48 pm »
nothing wrong with Teoscar's arm there.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 07:27:04 pm »
nothing wrong with Teoscar's arm there.
I doubt any of the critics noticed.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2016, 07:30:36 pm »
Lindor just demonstrated an good argument for the head first slide.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2016, 07:36:24 pm »
I doubt any of the critics noticed.

I don't remember his arm being in question?
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2016, 07:37:02 pm »
Fiers picking up his team mates. Pretty impressive.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2016, 07:38:36 pm »
I don't remember his arm being in question?
I think everything was in question: worse than a geriatric Reggie Jackson with a noodle arm who always overthrows everything.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2016, 07:52:36 pm »
Beautiful play by Correa both times.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2016, 07:52:58 pm »
Correa as a shortstop. . . es ok.


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2016, 07:57:19 pm »
Great to see Bregman busting down the line. Most guys still would have been thrown out there even with the muff by Kipnis.


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2016, 08:08:05 pm »
Napoli killed that one.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2016, 08:25:25 pm »
Inning six, two out, runners at the corners, pitching change, Jake at the plate.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2016, 08:27:36 pm »
Jake watches strike three go by.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2016, 08:39:41 pm »
The combination of Sipp and Neshek get the Astros through the 6th without giving up any more runs.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2016, 08:47:53 pm »
One out, Springer at third, Altuve at first, Correra at the plate.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2016, 08:48:54 pm »
Correa walks

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2016, 08:49:58 pm »
Correa draws a one out walk to load the bases for Yuli.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2016, 08:50:37 pm »
Springer with a ninja slide for an insurance run!


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2016, 08:51:56 pm »
Come on Oso.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2016, 08:52:05 pm »
Springer scores on sac fly by Yuli G.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2016, 08:55:23 pm »
Gattis Kipnis with an infield single E4 that scores Altuve.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2016, 08:57:22 pm »
Gattis Kipnis with an infield single E4 that scores Altuve.

Repeat except Colby and Correa are the Astros involved, 6-2


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2016, 08:57:50 pm »
Way to hustle out of the box Colby!

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2016, 08:58:00 pm »
Rasmus with an infield single that scores Correa, it's now 6-2 in the 7th. Two out, Indians make a pitching change.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2016, 09:02:29 pm »
Teoscar strikes out to end the inning.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2016, 09:04:29 pm »
Kipnis hasn't had a stellar defensive game.


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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2016, 09:04:56 pm »
Pretty long game tonight so far.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2016, 09:06:09 pm »
Feliz in for the Astros. Those three runs in the 7th were very good.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2016, 09:12:40 pm »
That's the Feliz like to see. 1-2-3 inning with 2 Ks.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2016, 09:15:57 pm »
Pretty long game tonight so far.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2016, 09:17:38 pm »
Blum must be taking a shit.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2016, 09:18:49 pm »
Now he's back, probably just a pee break.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2016, 09:19:10 pm »

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2016, 09:19:16 pm »
I believe the over/under on the number of pitchers to be used in this game is 11.
Should be an oddsmaker. I would've taken the under.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2016, 09:25:32 pm »
Marwin with the bases loaded and two outs.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #48 on: September 05, 2016, 09:29:07 pm »
I would have loved to see Yuli get a shot there... But I'm not ever going to be a manager and Marwin is a badass...

oh well.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #49 on: September 05, 2016, 09:29:39 pm »
shit... on to the bottom of the 8th. Astros lead 6-2
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2016, 09:34:09 pm »
Feliz suddenly can't find the plate.
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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #51 on: September 05, 2016, 09:35:07 pm »
I would have loved to see Yuli get a shot there... But I'm not ever going to be a manager and Marwin is a badass...

oh well.

Sorry to quote myself but fuck ashby. It would have been nice to know that Marwin was a defensive sub a half inning before. Maybe he said it and I wasn't listening (typical with ashby). Either way fuck ashby.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2016, 09:37:49 pm »
Feliz suddenly can't find the plate.

What's Octavio Dotel doing these days? I feel like if Feliz would just rear back and fling it like Dotel did he'd be unstoppable.

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2016, 09:56:09 pm »
Great way to start the series! Go get 'em tomorrow!

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Re: Astros @ Indians September 5, 2016
« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2016, 09:59:31 pm »
Great way to start the series! Go get 'em tomorrow!
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