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Innuresting stat of the day...
« on: July 22, 2016, 07:04:20 am »
42 year old Ichiro Suzuki has stolen eight bags in ten tries, and is hitting .343 in 178 at-bats.
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Re: Innuresting stat of the day...
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2016, 09:50:26 am »
42 year old Ichiro Suzuki has stolen eight bags in ten tries, and is hitting .343 in 178 at-bats.

The Red Sox will probably sign him to an 8-year deal.
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Re: Innuresting stat of the day...
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2016, 10:22:04 am »
42 year old Ichiro Suzuki has stolen eight bags in ten tries, and is hitting .343 in 178 at-bats.

he is amazing.
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Re: Innuresting stat of the day...
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2016, 10:37:44 am »
I liked a line I read on twitter earlier this season: Rose may still be the hit king, but Ichiro is the hit emperor.