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Name the culprit
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:01:04 pm »
Culprit A:
Offensive output since May 1:
1 HR, 16 RBI, 46 K, .199/.260/.265

Culprit B:
Offensive output since May 1:
2 HR, 6 RBI, 24 K, .178/.282/.289

Culprit C:
Offensive output since May 1:
3 HR, 7 RBI, 38 K, .147/.256/.320

Culprit D:
Offensive output since May 1:
1 HR, 6 RBI, 23 K, .190/.225/.286

Big picture:
Holy shit, that's a lot of bad offense.
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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2016, 12:18:00 pm »
My guesses:   A-Rasmus
                         B-White
                         C-Gomez
                         D-Marisnick

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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2016, 12:33:08 pm »
A - Rasmus
B - Gomez
C - White
D - Marisnick
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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2016, 12:41:18 pm »
My guesses:   A-Rasmus
                         B-White
                         C-Gomez
                         D-Marisnick

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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2016, 12:42:50 pm »
McTag tweet says Worth will be recalled today.  My guess is White gets demoted.  40-man roster move, no clue.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2016, 01:22:58 pm »
McTag tweet says Worth will be recalled today.  My guess is White gets demoted.  40-man roster move, no clue.
DFA Gomez?  It's almost Christmas, isn't it?
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2016, 01:39:37 pm »
DFA Gomez?  It's almost Christmas, isn't it?

Not going to happen.

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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2016, 01:46:38 pm »
McTag tweet says Worth will be recalled today.  My guess is White gets demoted.  40-man roster move, no clue.

My money is on White.  Odd though, just as Worth started to cool off he gets called up.  40 man move has easy choices on it: Fontana, Chapman, Duffy, Alfredo Gonzalez
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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2016, 02:16:43 pm »
And the answer is Luke Gregerson

Roster moves:
Danny Worth selected to ML roster
Juan Minaya designated for assignment
Luke Gregerson placed on family medical emergency list

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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2016, 02:17:32 pm »
 So will Worth play 3B, with Valbuena moving to 1B?
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2016, 02:20:14 pm »
So will Worth play 3B, with Valbuena moving to 1B?

I would think he'll be Marwin's backup and pinch hitter with them playing NL ball this week.
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Re: Name the culprit
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2016, 02:22:11 pm »
And the answer is Luke Gregerson

Roster moves:
Danny Worth selected to ML roster
Juan Minaya designated for assignment
Luke Gregerson placed on family medical emergency list

Sure hope all is ok for Gregerson's family. Didn't they have health complications with a baby last year?
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2016, 02:49:15 pm »
Sure hope all is ok for Gregerson's family. Didn't they have health complications with a baby last year?

Last years' absence was definitely pregnancy-related.

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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2016, 03:29:54 pm »
I would think he'll be Marwin's backup and pinch hitter with them playing NL ball this week.
Exactly.  The timing of the move is almost certainly intended to give them more flexibility with PH/defensive replacement options.  And if the bullpen gets overtaxed, that is when we will see White down and another pitcher up (at least if Gregerson is out for more than a day or three).
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