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Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« on: May 17, 2016, 05:15:56 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
1BTyler White (R)
CJason Castro (L)
CFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (2-5, 5.58)

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RF Adam Eaton (L)
SS Jimmy Rollins (S)
1B Jose Abreu (R)
DH Avisail Garcia (R)
LF Melky Cabrera (S)
2B Brett Lawrie (R)
CF Austin Jackson (R)
C Dioner Navarro (S)
3B Tyler Saladino (R)

CWS: Carlos Rodon (L)  (1-4, 4.99)
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2016, 07:15:02 pm »
T1:

Altuve strikes out looking
Springer grounds out 4-3
Correa strikes out swinging in the dirt

No score.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2016, 07:19:09 pm »
Rodon looked pretty decent there. I didn't realize he had that kind of velocity.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2016, 07:19:59 pm »
My GOD...will you SHUT THE FUCK UP ASHBY!!!!!
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2016, 07:21:38 pm »
B1:

Eaton lines out to SS on a diving grab by Correa
Rollins flies out F8
Abreu flies out F8

No score after one
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2016, 07:36:03 pm »
T2:

Gattis singles to LCF
Rasmus...who's wearing a camo undershirt...breaks his bat as he flies out F8
Marwin...3-0...3-1...grounds to 3B...Saladino takes it off the nuts...E5, Gattis to 2B
White...who's still a fucking train wreck at the plate...takes strike three
Castro...quickly 0-2...singles to LF, Gattis chugs around 3B and scores...Marwin to 3B
Marisnick...full count...taps back to the mound...1-3

Astros take a 1-0 lead
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2016, 07:43:21 pm »
I didn't start Dallas Keuchel tonight on the Mihoba League fantasy team. He's really been killing me so I decided to let his ass sit tonight. 
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2016, 07:50:04 pm »
B2:

Garcia grounds out 6-3
Cabrera grounds out 6-3
Lawrie flies out F9

1-0
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2016, 07:50:34 pm »
I didn't start Dallas Keuchel tonight on the Mihoba League fantasy team. He's really been killing me so I decided to let his ass sit tonight. 

Taking one for the team.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2016, 07:51:05 pm »
T3:

Altuve lines out to SS
Springer grounds out 4-3
Correa singles to CF
Gattis grounds into FC, Correa out 6-4

1-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2016, 07:53:05 pm »
That's one creepy looking molestache on Saladino.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2016, 07:53:28 pm »
B3:

Jackson strikes out swinging
Navarro strikes out swinging
Saladino grounds out 6-3

1-0 Astros after three
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2016, 07:56:15 pm »
Taking one for the team.
If sitting his is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2016, 08:01:36 pm »
White!!

Solo homer makes it 2-0
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2016, 08:02:29 pm »
It's a Christmas miracle!
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2016, 08:02:55 pm »
T4:

Rasmus strikes out swinging
Marwin grounds out 6-3
White...2-0...swings at a ball in the dirt...2-1...3-1...3-2...homers to LF
Castro strikes out looking

2-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2016, 08:10:16 pm »
Ooops. First CHI hit is a no-doubt crank to CF.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2016, 08:11:32 pm »
B4:

Eaton grounds out 6-3
Rollins strikes out swinging
Abreu homers to CF
Garcia singles to RF
Cabrera grounds into FC, Garcia out 5-4

After four...2-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2016, 08:19:23 pm »
Altuve needs to take 2B here.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2016, 08:23:52 pm »
Astros with the bases juiced and two out...
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2016, 08:26:37 pm »
T5:

Marisnick pops out F4
Altuve lines one up the middle, Lawrie stabs it, but no play on Altuve
Springer strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt
Correa lines to CF...bounces out of Jackson's glove...E8...Altuve to 3B
Correa steals 2B
Gattis...3-1...draws an intentional walk
Rasmus pops out F5

Still 2-1
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2016, 08:28:38 pm »
Pretty good catch by that guy with the funky mustache.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2016, 08:29:14 pm »
Rasmus hit the snot out of that foul ball down the 1B line. And the CHI 3B made a nice back-to-the-plate grab of the Rasmus pop-up.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2016, 08:35:43 pm »
Sox tie it up on back to back 2-out doubles from the 8 and 9 hitters.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2016, 08:43:02 pm »
We've moved well past "is Keuchel still an ace?" and are approaching "should Keuchel be the one to lose his spot?"


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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2016, 08:43:06 pm »
B5:

Lawrie lines softly to 2B
Jackson flies out F8 on the first pitch
Navarro doubles off the LF wall
Saladino...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...doubles over Springer's head in RF, Navarro scores
Eaton singles to LF, Saladino scores
Rollins singles to RF, Eaton to 2B
Abreu...3-1...3-2...strikes out looking

But...Sox grab a 3-2 lead
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2016, 08:47:48 pm »
White!!!

Again...same spot...ties it up at 3
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2016, 08:48:44 pm »
Make White Great Again


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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2016, 08:50:00 pm »
Make White Great Again


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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2016, 08:50:49 pm »
T6:

Marwin flies out F9
White homers to LF...same exact spot
Castro strikes out swinging
Marisnick flies out F9 on a sliding grab by Eaton

Astros tie it back up at 3
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2016, 08:53:00 pm »
White's two homers have cleared the fence by about 3 feet combined.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2016, 08:56:01 pm »
B6:

Garcia grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch
Cabrera grounds out 6-3
Lawrie strikes out looking

3-3
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2016, 09:01:57 pm »
White's two homers have cleared the fence by about 3 feet combined.

A clear case of White privilege.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2016, 09:02:31 pm »
I apologize in advance for all the Tyler White jokes that will appear in tonight's recap.


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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2016, 09:03:32 pm »
Why the fuck won't the Astros steal a bag anymore?
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2016, 09:03:43 pm »
Man, this guy's delivery is distracting in the extreme.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2016, 09:04:44 pm »
Why the fuck won't the Astros steal a bag anymore?

Other than Altuve, clearly.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2016, 09:05:01 pm »
Why the fuck won't the Astros steal a bag anymore?

Against Dionner Navarro? That's suicide!
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2016, 09:05:31 pm »
The pitcher illegally kicked that ball. That's a 15 yard penalty.


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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2016, 09:06:09 pm »
Other than Altuve, clearly.

If Altuve takes a bag earlier, when he should have, they lead this game. 
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2016, 09:13:29 pm »
Well, there's something you don't see all the time. Props to Springer for busting his butt over there.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2016, 09:15:20 pm »
T7:

Nate Jones in for the Sox...

Altuve...3-0...3-1...draws a leadoff walk
Springer grounds into FC on the first pitch...Altuve out 4-6
Correa...full count...smokes one off of Jones's foot...Correa out 1-3, Springer to 2B

Jones out, Duke in

Gattis draws another intentional walk
Rasmus bunts down the 3B line...stays fair and Springer has to bust his ass to beat the ball, Gattis to 2B
Marwin chops one off the plate, Rollins nips him at 1B

Astros leave the bases loaded again...still 3-3 at the stretch
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2016, 09:18:02 pm »
Hinch better have somebody ready right about now.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2016, 09:20:49 pm »
Crap, here comes the meltdown.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2016, 09:21:02 pm »
Hinch is an idiot to leave keuchel in
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2016, 09:21:12 pm »
Why the fuck is Keuchel still in this game?
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« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2016, 09:23:10 pm »
Gutsy play by Castro, good footwork by Marwin. His time at first is paying dividends.
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« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2016, 09:24:22 pm »
What the FUCK is wrong with Hinch!
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« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2016, 09:24:26 pm »
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« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2016, 09:24:53 pm »
Right, now we bring Giles into a situation with no margin for error. Brilliant.
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« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2016, 09:25:54 pm »
Ashby is embarrassing.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2016, 09:30:57 pm »
B7:

Jackson walks on four pitches
Navarro walks on four pitches...that's 8 straight balls, none of them within 5 feet of the plate
Saladino bunts into a FC, Jackson out 2-5, Navarro to 2B
Eaton walks on four pitches, Navarro to 3B, Saladino to 2B

Finally, Hinch puts Keuchel out of all of our misery...Giles in with the bases loaded in a tie game...no pressure situation there...

Rollins carved up on three pitches
Abreu strikes out swinging

Wow.

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« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2016, 09:31:26 pm »
That filthy mofo was the pitcher we traded for


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« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2016, 09:31:40 pm »
Just like we thought - Ken motherfucking Giles

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« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2016, 09:31:40 pm »
Where has that guy been hiding?
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« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2016, 09:31:44 pm »
So, with Giles getting back to back strikeouts and Gomez in the DL, can we focus on Keuchel now?


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« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2016, 09:31:57 pm »
There is no fucking way anybody in the league even touches Giles that inning. 
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« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2016, 09:32:16 pm »
Where has that guy been hiding?

In Gomez's rib cage.
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« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2016, 09:32:52 pm »
That was not the way I expected that inning to unfold.
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« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2016, 09:33:58 pm »
So, with Giles getting back to back strikeouts and Gomez in the DL, can we focus on Keuchel now?


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« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2016, 09:34:16 pm »
He really bailed Hinch out there.

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« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2016, 09:34:54 pm »
How were the first 6 innings?

Mediocre. So pretty damn good for this year.
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« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2016, 09:35:01 pm »
Man, White nearly bagged himself an umpire.
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« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2016, 09:37:36 pm »
10 bases for White tonight. Not too shabby.
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« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2016, 09:38:04 pm »
Win or lose, I'm claiming this headline for my recap before the Chronicle takes it:

WHITE SOCKS WHITE SOX


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« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2016, 09:41:01 pm »
Go ahead run on 2B with nobody out....and can't put the ball in play.  Pathetic. 
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« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2016, 09:41:23 pm »
Btw, Kemp pinch running for White


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« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2016, 09:41:37 pm »
Win or lose, I'm claiming this headline for my recap before the Chronicle takes it:

WHITE SOCKS WHITE SOX

When Luis Aparicio was traded from the White Sox to the Red Sox, the headline apparently was "After 15 years, Aparicio changes Sox"
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« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2016, 09:42:40 pm »
Jake singles over SS, Kemp wisely held at third.


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« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2016, 09:43:41 pm »
Runners on the corners with one out... nice to have Altuve up here.


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Runners on the corners with one out... nice to have Altuve up here.


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« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2016, 09:47:36 pm »
Altuve with a sac fly...Astros back on top 4-3
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« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2016, 09:48:00 pm »
Altuve golfs one to CF, Kemp scores without a throw. 4-3.


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« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2016, 09:48:02 pm »
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« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2016, 09:50:36 pm »
Good discipline by Springer there. Let's see if Correa can do some damage.
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« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2016, 09:52:29 pm »
T8:

Putnam in for the ChiSox...whole bunch of other defensive changes as well

White doubles down LF line
Kemp makes his Big League debut, pinch running for White
Castro punches out
Marisnick singles to LF, Kemp to 3B
Altuve...infield in...3-1...3-2...sac fly F8, Kemp scores
Marisnick steals 2B
Springer...3-0...walks
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« Reply #76 on: May 17, 2016, 09:53:36 pm »
Tough luck for Correa on that one. He knocked the crap out of it.
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« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2016, 09:59:35 pm »
B8:

Harris in...Valbuena to 3B, Marwin to 1B

Garcia strikes out swinging
Cabrera taps back to the mound...1-3
Lawrie strikes out swinging

To the 9th...Astros up 4-3
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« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2016, 10:00:26 pm »
Tough luck for Correa on that one. He knocked the crap out of it.

That ball was smoked.  That's twice he was robbed..the one that nearly severed Jones's foot, and then that one. 
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« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2016, 10:00:33 pm »
Will Harris for Closer.

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« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2016, 10:01:56 pm »
Will Harris is on the very short list of Astros Exceeding Expectations


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« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2016, 10:05:54 pm »
I still forget that "Pudge Rodriguez, Houston Astro" was an actual thing that happened.


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« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2016, 10:07:10 pm »
T9:

Robertson on the mound...

Gattis...3-0...3-1...3-2...grounds out 6-3
Rasmus grounds out 4-3 on the first pitch
Marwin strikes out swinging, ball goes to the backstop...2-3 on the putout

4-3 Astros
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« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2016, 10:10:57 pm »
Sox with a leadoff double in the 9th...
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« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2016, 10:11:33 pm »
Sox with a leadoff double in the 9th...

Of course. Why do things the easy way?
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« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2016, 10:12:47 pm »
What the fuck was that?!?
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« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2016, 10:13:30 pm »
Marwin forgets he's the firstbaseman on the bunt...winning run now at 1B, tying run at 3B, nobody out.
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What in the actual fuck
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WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT???  HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU 15 FEET FROM THE BAG ALTUVE???


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« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2016, 10:14:10 pm »
Finding new ways to lose it seems


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« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2016, 10:14:31 pm »
Gregerson blows another one.


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« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2016, 10:14:34 pm »
Sac fly, and the Sox tie it up...Gregerson completes the blown save.
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« Reply #92 on: May 17, 2016, 10:15:26 pm »
God damn it. This team's ability to fuck things up is astounding.

And I think we can add Gregerson to the list of guys to worry about.
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« Reply #93 on: May 17, 2016, 10:15:28 pm »
WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT???  HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU 15 FEET FROM THE BAG ALTUVE???


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« Reply #94 on: May 17, 2016, 10:15:41 pm »
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« Reply #95 on: May 17, 2016, 10:15:52 pm »
These guys are shitty.
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« Reply #96 on: May 17, 2016, 10:16:11 pm »
When did Gregerson get Keuchel disease?
Goin' for a bus ride.

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« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2016, 10:16:30 pm »
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« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2016, 10:16:30 pm »
That's where he's supposed to be.  He's the secondbaseman.  Marwin looked like he was going to grab a spot on the bench.

I assumed that he was covering first like a normal bunt. I didn't realize that Marwin had cocked things up to begin with.

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« Reply #99 on: May 17, 2016, 10:17:00 pm »
Sox with winning run at 3B, two out.
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« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2016, 10:17:12 pm »
Does Marwin have money on the White Sox???


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« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2016, 10:18:44 pm »
Does Marwin have money on the White Sox???


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He's sure had a bad inning.
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Re: Astros @ White Sox May 17, 2016
« Reply #102 on: May 17, 2016, 10:19:16 pm »
T9:

Gregerson in to try to close it out...

Jackson doubles to RCF
Sanchez bunts...Valbuena fields it, Marwin forgets to cover 1B...no out.
Saladino sac fly to CF, Jackson scores
Eaton flies out F7 at the wall
Avila singles to RF, Sanchez to 3B
Abreu grounds out 5-3

Extra innings, knotted at 4
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« Reply #103 on: May 17, 2016, 10:19:52 pm »
"Bonus" baseball.


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« Reply #104 on: May 17, 2016, 10:21:58 pm »
There are so many reasons to hate this team these days, but I will hate them in particular this evening for making me stay up to  watch them lose in extra innings.


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« Reply #105 on: May 17, 2016, 10:23:35 pm »
They managed to abort a win in a game when Giles came in and got out of a bases loaded jam and Marisnick got a key hit late.


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« Reply #106 on: May 17, 2016, 10:24:56 pm »
There are so many reasons to hate this team these days, but I will hate them in particular this evening for making me stay up to  watch them lose in extra innings.

I have to get up early, so I'm quitting now. That has the additional benefit of allowing me to go to sleep holding on to the faint hope of a victory. I'll sleep better that way.
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« Reply #107 on: May 17, 2016, 10:25:25 pm »
T10:

Valbuena punches out weakly
Castro grounds out weakly 4-3
Marisnick flies out F9

Still tied
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« Reply #108 on: May 17, 2016, 10:26:23 pm »
This is what sucks about being on the road in extras.  Now, the Astros have to still get 6 more outs...the Sox can win it without having to get any more. 
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« Reply #109 on: May 17, 2016, 10:28:59 pm »
Gregerson really needs to stop throwing 85 right down the middle of the plate


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« Reply #110 on: May 17, 2016, 10:32:00 pm »
The 2016 Astros are a slasher film. You know that somethings going to come along to ruin the fun... You're just watching to see how creative the kill is.


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« Reply #111 on: May 17, 2016, 10:34:35 pm »
This is what sucks about being on the road in extras.  Now, the Astros have to still get 6 more outs...the Sox can win it without having to get any more.

And the three hitters they did have to face in the top of the 10th were essentially automatic outs.

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The 2016 Astros are a slasher film. You know that somethings going to come along to ruin the fun... You're just watching to see how creative the kill is.


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« Reply #113 on: May 17, 2016, 10:36:16 pm »
the climax is going to be spectacular.

What is, "something Donald Trump's lovers have never said", Alex?
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« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2016, 10:37:27 pm »
The 2016 Astros are a slasher film. You know that somethings going to come along to ruin the fun... You're just watching to see how creative the kill is.


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« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2016, 10:37:37 pm »
What is, "something Donald Trump's lovers have never said", Alex?

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« Reply #116 on: May 17, 2016, 10:37:48 pm »
B10:

Neshek in

Garcia grounds out 6-3
Cabrera grounds out 5-3
Lawrie strikes out looking

Still tied
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« Reply #117 on: May 17, 2016, 10:38:04 pm »
Lot of pitches to get that 123 inning.
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« Reply #118 on: May 17, 2016, 10:42:38 pm »
Albers' physique gives me hope I could still be a major leaguer
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« Reply #119 on: May 17, 2016, 10:45:17 pm »
Cmon, the BBGs owe Correa one tonight.


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« Reply #120 on: May 17, 2016, 10:49:45 pm »
I think I'd rather watch Albers and Gattis arm wrestle to see if he reaches first base.


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« Reply #121 on: May 17, 2016, 10:50:21 pm »
Thank YOU GATTIS!


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« Reply #122 on: May 17, 2016, 10:50:23 pm »
CAVEMAN!!!!!

2-run dinger...Astros up 6-4
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« Reply #123 on: May 17, 2016, 10:50:29 pm »
EL OSO FUCKING BLANCO


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« Reply #124 on: May 17, 2016, 10:50:32 pm »
In case you were wondering why they intentionally walked a guy batting 209 twice....
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« Reply #125 on: May 17, 2016, 10:50:45 pm »
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« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2016, 10:51:20 pm »
T11:

Matt Albers on the hill...

Altuve grounds out 4-3
Springer singles up the middle
Correa strikes out swinging, as Springer steals 2B
Gattis homers to LF, Springer scores
Rasmus lines out to CF

Astros lead 6-4
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« Reply #127 on: May 17, 2016, 10:53:33 pm »
In case you were wondering why they intentionally walked a guy batting 209 twice....

"You see, Strawberry, it's what managers call 'strategy'."
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« Reply #128 on: May 17, 2016, 10:57:25 pm »
Sox with the tying run at the plate...one out...
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« Reply #129 on: May 17, 2016, 10:59:14 pm »
Saladino apparently went to the Carlos Gomez School for Situational Bunting
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« Reply #130 on: May 17, 2016, 10:59:29 pm »
Blummer with a GWAR reference.
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« Reply #131 on: May 17, 2016, 11:00:39 pm »
Blummer with a GWAR reference.

How has he never killed Ash?
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« Reply #132 on: May 17, 2016, 11:01:38 pm »
RBI double...6-5, tying run on 2B with two out...
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« Reply #133 on: May 17, 2016, 11:01:52 pm »
Double to RCF wall makes it 6-5. Is that Freddy's music or Jason's?


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« Reply #134 on: May 17, 2016, 11:02:19 pm »
Can't the Astros just win this game already?
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« Reply #135 on: May 17, 2016, 11:06:32 pm »
B11:

Sipp in...

Jackson strikes out swinging
Sanchez singles to CF
Saladino grounds out 3U, Sanchez to 2B
Eaton doubles to RCF, Sanchez scores
Avila...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...strikes out swinging

Astros finally get off their dicks...win 6-5
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« Reply #136 on: May 17, 2016, 11:06:57 pm »
Sipp was really pussyfooting around there with Avila.


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« Reply #137 on: May 17, 2016, 11:07:08 pm »
Can't the Astros just win this game already?

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« Reply #138 on: May 17, 2016, 11:07:40 pm »
Let's sweep these fuckers
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« Reply #139 on: May 17, 2016, 11:08:51 pm »
I'm happy with a streak of series wins.  But I wouldn't be upset with some sweeps.
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« Reply #140 on: May 18, 2016, 05:34:19 am »
Blummer with a GWAR reference.
Damn, I should have stayed up for that.
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