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No Matter
« on: May 11, 2016, 11:06:05 am »
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Re: No Matter
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2016, 12:28:30 pm »
listen here, asshole, as the term once was used on this site, stop your fucking whining , and get your ass back here on a regular basis. yes, there are talented writers here, but none more talented than you. Besides that, we like the hell out of you and miss the hell out of you. I'd say every fucking word of this to your face if you'd ever show it.

Be a regular contributor again. Fucking please.

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2016, 12:47:38 pm »
listen here, asshole, as the term once was used on this site, stop your fucking whining , and get your ass back here on a regular basis. yes, there are talented writers here, but none more talented than you. Besides that, we like the hell out of you and miss the hell out of you. I'd say every fucking word of this to your face if you'd ever show it.

Be a regular contributor again. Fucking please.

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2016, 12:49:30 pm »
Sir, your diplomacy skills will make you Secretary of State.

I have honed them to fine precision.
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Re: No Matter
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2016, 12:50:19 pm »
listen here, asshole, as the term once was used on this site, stop your fucking whining , and get your ass back here on a regular basis. yes, there are talented writers here, but none more talented than you. Besides that, we like the hell out of you and miss the hell out of you. I'd say every fucking word of this to your face if you'd ever show it.

Be a regular contributor again. Fucking please.

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2016, 01:02:18 pm »
Damn it's good to read your stuff again.

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2016, 01:56:48 pm »
holy shit, that was good.
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Re: No Matter
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2016, 02:06:08 pm »
Don't go away, your wisdom is appreciated.

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2016, 11:50:08 am »
Don't go away, your wisdom is appreciated.

Seriously.  Get a blog or self-publish a book or something. You are an incredible writer, I'd happily pay Amazon or Kickstarter or whoever for your prose!
Grab another Coke and let's die

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Re: No Matter
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2016, 01:07:06 pm »
In awe of your writing talents.  You fictionalized last season quite well I think.  Or perhaps you didn't.  meant to or otherwise.  Either way, the memory of the the 2015 Astros is now Stacey to me. 

Seriously though, you are a modern day Edgar Allen Poe. 
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