T5:
Valbuena homers to RF
Carter...3-1...3-2 on a pitch bouncing in the other batter's box..walks
Castro doubles off the CFer's glove, Carter to 3B...challenge at 3B...out because Carter is a dumbfuck and easily gets to the general vicinity of 3B, but inexplicably slides at some imaginary base instead of the actual bag and has to fumble around to try to find it. Meanwhile the throw comes in and he's tagged out.
That's it for Guaipe, Kensing in
Altuve doubles to RCF, Castro scores
Springer singles to RF, and Altuve stands there with his thumb up his ass watching the play, and finally makes 3B
Correa...quickly down 0-2...grounds to 2B, and Cano swipes and miss it as it rolls into CF, Altuve scores, Springer to 3B
Gattis, swings at a bouncer, takes a meatball, down 1-2...swings at a pitch 40 feet outside for the punchout.
Kensing out, Rasmussen in
Rasmus strikes out looking at a pitch in his eyes.
The Astros get three runs, while fucking themselves out of two more. Lead 3-2
