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Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« on: August 17, 2015, 03:17:19 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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RFBrandon Guyer (R)
LFD. Jennings (R)
3BEvan Longoria (R)
DHLogan Forsythe (R)
SSA. Cabrera (S)
2BTim Beckham (R)
1BDaniel Nava (S)
CFKevin Kiermaier (L)
CCurt Casali (R)

TB: Erasmo Ramirez (R)  (9-4, 3.59)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
3B Jed Lowrie (S)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
RF Colby Rasmus (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
1B Luis Valbuena (L)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Scott Kazmir (L)  (6-7, 2.12)
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2015, 07:16:02 pm »
Can finally take Jennings off the farm on my scoesheet team.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2015, 07:24:34 pm »
 Cabrera with a 2-out single to drive in the runner from 2nd. Tampa 1-0.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2015, 07:24:56 pm »
Marisnick gets to that.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2015, 07:26:28 pm »
Beckham with a 3-run HR to LF. Tampa 4-0. 2 outs.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2015, 07:28:11 pm »
Marisnick gets to that.

My feeling exactly. And it proved to be very, very costly.
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Middle of the 1st - Rays 4-0
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2015, 07:30:15 pm »
Guyer - K swinging
Jennings - Grounds out to 2nd
Longoria - Dribbler single through the wide-open right side of infield
Forsythe - BB
Cabrera - Single to CF Longoria scores, Forsythe to 2nd
Beckham - HR
Nava - Singles up the middle
Kiermaier - K swinging

Middle of the 1st. Rays 4-0.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2015, 07:32:11 pm »
I hope our guys have their hitting shoes on. Home games are premium.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2015, 07:37:02 pm »
Well that 1st inning sucked.  Lets not do that again.
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End of the 1st - Rays 4-0
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2015, 07:38:06 pm »
Altuve - Flies out to LF
Tucker - Grounds out to P
Correa - Bouncer single to CF
Lowrie - Flies out to LF

End of the 1st. Rays 4-0.

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Middle of the 2nd - Rays 4-0
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2015, 07:43:09 pm »
Casali - K looking
Guyer - Grounds out to SS
Jennings - K swinging

Middle of the 2nd. Rays 4-0.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2015, 07:46:10 pm »
That was a showboat bunt if ever I saw one.  Good job.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2015, 07:50:27 pm »
Gattis grounds to 2nd, 2B throws it past 1B. Gomez scores Rays 4-1.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2015, 07:51:09 pm »
Maybe if cargo had a helmet that fit he would hit his weight.
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End of the 2nd - Rays 4-1
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 07:56:29 pm »
Gomez - Bunts for a single
Rasmus - Soft ground out to P, Gomez to 2nd
Gattis - Dribbler to 2nd, 2B throws past 1B, Gomez scores, Gattis safe at 1st
Valbuena - Flies out to CF
Castro - BB
Altuve - Hard grounder to 3B, out at 2nd

End of the 2nd. Rays 4-1.


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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 08:02:59 pm »
Gomez seems to be starting back on everything, which is unhelpful on those short balls.
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Middle of the 3rd - Rays 4-1
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2015, 08:06:10 pm »
Longoria - Fly single to CF
Forsythe - Single to LF, Longoria to 2nd
Cabrera - 6-4-3, Longoria to 3rd
Beckham - Grounds out to P

Middle of the 3rd. Rays 4-1.

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End of the 3rd - Rays 4-1
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2015, 08:11:19 pm »
Tucker - Flies out to 1B foul territory
Correa - K looking
Lowrie - K swinging

End of the 3rd. Rays 4-1.

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Middle of the 4th - Rays 4-1
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2015, 08:17:59 pm »
Nava - Grounds out to 3B
Kiermaier - Flies out to 2nd
Casali - K looking

Middle of the 4th. Rays 4-1.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2015, 08:23:52 pm »
Gattis solo HR to RF. Rays 4-2. 2 outs.

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End of the 4th - Rays 4-2
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2015, 08:25:09 pm »
Gomez - Hard ground out to 1B
Rasmus - Flies out to CF
Gattis - HR
Valbuena - Flies out to LF.

End of the 4th. Rays 4-2.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2015, 08:38:26 pm »
Sac Fly by Cabrera. 2 outs. Rays 5-2.

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Middle of the 5th - Rays 5-2
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2015, 08:41:54 pm »
Guyer - Single to LF
Jennings - Single to CF
Longoria - K swinging
Forsythe - BB
Cabrera - Flies out to CF, Guyer scores, Jennings and Forsythe stay.
Beckham - Line out to CF

Middle of the 5th. Rays 5-2.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2015, 08:41:55 pm »
Cargo is havening a hard time.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2015, 08:44:02 pm »
The catch on the sac fly looked good to me.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2015, 08:45:48 pm »
Cargo is havening a hard time.

I don't think he's seeing the ball very well. Maybe that will get better as he gets more home games under his belt.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2015, 08:48:40 pm »
I don't think he's seeing the ball very well. Maybe that will get better as he gets more home games under his belt.

I thought that was his problem in the first inning. Didn't get a good jump because he lost it or something. Very costly non-catch and, yes, I think Marisnick  would have caught it.

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End of the 5th - Rays 5-2
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2015, 08:54:45 pm »
Castro - Hard line out to 2B
Altuve - Singles  to RF
Tucker - Singles to RF, Altuve to 3B
Correa - Flies out to shallow RF
Lowrie - Grounds out to 2B

End of the 5th. Rays 5-2.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2015, 09:01:17 pm »
WTF!?!? It's 5 to 2? Or what?
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2015, 09:02:34 pm »
Why are they just out there fucking around!?!?!
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2015, 09:03:55 pm »
Why are they just out there fucking around!?!?!

Maybe you need to go down there and have a word with them.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2015, 09:05:25 pm »
Kevin Kiermaier got the "charlie hustle" award for running his ass off to first on walk.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2015, 09:06:55 pm »
Maybe you need to go down there and have a word with them.

You think they would let me?
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2015, 09:07:16 pm »
Extremely mediocre outing by Kazmir.

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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2015, 09:08:33 pm »
You think they would let me?

If you weren't armed and promised to get to the point.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2015, 09:09:56 pm »
Extremely mediocre outing by Kazmir.

He was terrible in the first with no offspeed pitch at all but pretty good thereafter.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2015, 09:10:02 pm »
If you weren't armed and promised to get to the point.

This is Texas.  No one goes unarmed.
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« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2015, 09:10:12 pm »
My laptop just ran out of battery, so I lost my inning summary.

Jaso knocks in a run with a single to LF. Rays 6-2.

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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2015, 09:10:54 pm »
Excuse me, Mr. Police Officer Security Guard Guy in a uniform Sir, I just need to go down to the Astros' dugout and tell them to QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND!!!
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« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2015, 09:12:47 pm »
Nice job by Fields.  Apparently Sphinx got his message across.
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« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2015, 09:14:26 pm »
I'm out for the evening, Hopefully, they take SD's words to heart.

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« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2015, 09:14:39 pm »
"Hard to imagine how an arm like that gets through the Rule 5 draft" says the announcer for the team that lost Johan Santana via Rule 5.   SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASHBY.


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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2015, 09:17:56 pm »
Do you think Rasmus's tattoo is of his apartment number?
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« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2015, 09:21:52 pm »
Joe West said, "sorry Mr. Gattis, I'm the worst umpire in MLB, other than my soul mate Angel, and that's the way I called it. " The humility was actually kind of pathetic.
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« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2015, 09:24:03 pm »
Joe West said, "sorry Mr. Gattis, I'm the worst umpire in MLB, other than my soul mate Angel, and that's the way I called it. " The humility was actually kind of pathetic.

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« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2015, 09:30:13 pm »
Castro is so terrible.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2015, 09:31:26 pm »
I always liked Jim Hickey. He is a damn good pitching coach. I'm a Brent Strom fan too, of course.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2015, 09:32:26 pm »
Castro is so terrible.

He's seems to be an underachiever. Maybe I expect too much.
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« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2015, 09:42:09 pm »
He's seems to be an underachiever. Maybe I expect too much.

I think Castro is a fine catcher.  His pitch framing skills are outstanding.
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« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2015, 09:43:05 pm »
I think Castro is a fine catcher.  His pitch framing skills are outstanding.

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« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2015, 09:49:21 pm »
I have no issues with Castro. He is a good catcher and usually hits 9th. When the guys batting in front of him are doing their jobs no one bitches about him. It was just a couple of years ago this team was so bad he was hitting 4th.
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« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2015, 09:50:10 pm »
If Valbuena is gonna play 1B, he's got to learn to come get that ball or go cover 1B. He can't just stand there in the way.
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« Reply #52 on: August 17, 2015, 10:02:42 pm »
Gomez needs a break.
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« Reply #53 on: August 17, 2015, 10:08:00 pm »
Oliver has the little accent mark on his jersey nameplate to remind us it's PER-ez, not per-EZ.
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« Reply #54 on: August 17, 2015, 10:10:08 pm »
Boy that was an ugly misplay by Rasmus.
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Re: Rays @ Astros August 17, 2015
« Reply #55 on: August 17, 2015, 10:17:14 pm »
Hopefully they are getting a lot of shit out of their system tonight. Losing to the team that just got swept by Arlington.
Astros need to win the next 3 with Dodgers coming in.

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« Reply #56 on: August 17, 2015, 10:51:53 pm »
Hopefully they are getting a lot of shit out of their system tonight. Losing to the team that just got swept by Arlington.
Astros need to win the next 3 with Dodgers coming in.

The end of August ain't the time to be "getting it out of your system". You need to be clicking this time of year, not shaking off the cobwebs.
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