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Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« on: July 30, 2015, 05:08:19 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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LFShane Victorino (S)
RFKole Calhoun (L)
CFMike Trout (R)
1BAlbert Pujols (R)
SSErick Aybar (S)
DHC.J. Cron (R)
CChris Iannetta (R)
2BJ. Giavotella (R)
3BT. Featherston (R)

LAA: Matt Shoemaker (R)  (5-7, 4.55)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
1B Luis Valbuena (L)
3B Jed Lowrie (S)
RF Colby Rasmus (L)
DH Chris Carter (R)
C Jason Castro (L)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Scott Kazmir (L)  (6-5, 2.24)
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2015, 05:24:40 pm »
I guess I'm surprised at Valbuena at 1st.  I didn't see that coming.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2015, 05:29:33 pm »
I guess I'm surprised at Valbuena at 1st.  I didn't see that coming.

Hinch is loading up with lefties. But that doesn't explain why Singleton, who's been hot lately, isn't in tonight's lineup.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2015, 05:59:16 pm »
Hinch has probably been thinking about this lineup for weeks and he couldn't wait to play with his new toy. Plus Valbuena hit the ball well last night, as well.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2015, 07:16:40 pm »
Plus everybody knows anybody can play first.
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End of the 1st -
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2015, 07:32:26 pm »
Altuve - Grounds out to 3B
Tucker - Flied out to LF
Correa - Single to LF
Valbuena - Walks
Lowrie - Flies out to LF

End of the 1st. No Score.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2015, 07:34:56 pm »
Luhnow on the broadcast.

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Middle of the 2nd - No Score
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2015, 07:42:58 pm »
Aybar - Bunts for a single
Cron - Flies out to LF
Ianetta - Flies out to RF
Giavotella - Flies out to RF

Middle of the 2nd. No Score.

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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2015, 07:49:31 pm »
Rasmus - Flies out to SS
Carter - K swinging
Castro - Flies out to RF

End of the 2nd. No Score.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2015, 07:51:09 pm »
Luhnow looked like he was sleeping in his office, They have been interested in Gomez for the last three weeks, but couldn't get it done till today. They are still talking to people. They think Gomez has recovered from his injuries and should be an everyday player. Fiers doesn't walk people and has a K/inning.

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Middle of the 3rd - No Score
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2015, 07:57:06 pm »
Featherston - K swinging
Victorino - Sends a missle straight to Tucker
Calhoun - Grounds out to 1st

Middle of the 3rd. No Score

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End of the 3rd - No Score
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2015, 08:07:53 pm »
Marisnick - K looking
Altuve - HBP
Tucker - Bounces one up the middle for a single, Altuve to 2nd
Correa -  K swinging
Valbuena - Hits it hard but straight to the first basemen

End of the 3rd. No Score.

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« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2015, 08:13:34 pm »
Trout - Roller to 2nd and thrown out at 1st
Pujols - Deep fly out to RF
Aybar - Grounds out to SS

Middle of the 4th. No Score.
 

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2015, 08:27:17 pm »
Carter hits the catcher with his bat unintentionally while catcher trying to throw out Rasmus stealing 2nd. Rasmus sent back to 1st.

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« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2015, 08:29:29 pm »
Lowrie - Hits a deep fly out to CF
Rasmus - Single to LCF
Carter - K swinging, Rasmus steals 2nd, Carter called for interference, Rasmus moved back to 1st
Castro - Flies out to CF

End of the 4th. No Score.

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« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2015, 08:40:00 pm »
Cron - Flies out to 1st
Ianetta - BB, gets maybe gets a call there
Giavatello - Grounds to 2nd, Altuve with a zippy throw to get the runner at 2nd, Giavatello safe at 1st
Featherston - Foul tip K

Middle of the 5th. No Score.

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End of the 5th - No Score
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2015, 08:46:07 pm »
Marisnick - Flies out to RF
Altuve - K swinging
Tucker - Flies out to CF

End of the 5th. No Score.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2015, 08:49:13 pm »
Kazmir looks happy with the defense. 
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2015, 08:50:00 pm »
Kazmir gave up a second hit. FIRE LUHNOW.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2015, 08:50:01 pm »
HH needs to be hear to knock the shift.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2015, 08:51:28 pm »
Kazmir gave up a second hit. FIRE LUHNOW.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2015, 08:52:44 pm »
It's because his friends are there, he's nervous.

The garbage bag full of A's shit was hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2015, 08:55:59 pm »
Victorino - Flies out to LF
Calhoun - Single to RCF
Trout - Flies out to 1B Foul territory
Pujols - Flies out to RF foul territory

Middle of the 6th. No Score.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2015, 08:56:13 pm »
I'm surprised they were allowed to enter the stadium with it.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2015, 08:58:31 pm »
Ok, sixth inning, time for the bats to wake up.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2015, 09:00:15 pm »
Drink!
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2015, 09:00:54 pm »
I tune him out so well, I totally missed it.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2015, 09:02:36 pm »
Drink!
I'm not watching, is Ashby intrigued?

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2015, 09:02:36 pm »
Lowrie needs to get a hit, he hasn't done shit since April.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2015, 09:04:36 pm »
Lowrie needs to get a hit, he hasn't done shit since April.

That is POTWA material right there.
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End of the 6th - No Score
« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2015, 09:04:59 pm »
Correa - Flies out to CF
Valbuena - Grounds out to Pujols who flips it to Shoemaker
Lowrie - Flies out to RF

End of the 6th. No Score.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2015, 09:09:07 pm »
Lowrie remembers how to play 3rd apparently.
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« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2015, 09:10:54 pm »
Aybar - Lowrie lays out for a hard grounder and throws Aybar out at 1st
Cron - K
Ianetta - Flies out to LF

Middle of the 7th. No Score.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2015, 09:14:50 pm »
Maybe Carter has been traded.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2015, 09:20:08 pm »
Maybe Carter has been traded.

I was doing some work (boo!) and not playing close attention: did somebody pinch-hit for him?
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« Reply #35 on: July 30, 2015, 09:20:27 pm »
Rasmus - K swinging
Gonzalez - K swinging
Castro - Hits a hopping grounder to 3rd and thrown out at 1st

End of the 7th. No Score.

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« Reply #36 on: July 30, 2015, 09:20:37 pm »
I was doing some work (boo!) and not playing close attention: did somebody pinch-hit for him?

Marwin made his strike out for him.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #37 on: July 30, 2015, 09:22:04 pm »
Marwin made his strike out for him.

A team full of interchangeable parts, I tell you.
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« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2015, 09:25:31 pm »
A team full of interchangeable parts, I tell you.

I thought it was referred to as 'depth'.
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« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2015, 09:28:33 pm »
I thought it was referred to as 'depth'.

Depends on whether they're winning or losing.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2015, 09:29:08 pm »
Shitfuck. WP moves runners to 2nd and 3rd.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2015, 09:31:24 pm »
Neshek coming in to pitch last out after K of Calhoun. Runners on 2nd and 3rd.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2015, 09:31:49 pm »
nice K to end his night, hopefully Neshek ends the inning without giving up a run. 
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2015, 09:32:25 pm »
Walk Trout?

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« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2015, 09:33:40 pm »
doesn't Trout always take the first pitch?  why does Ashby seem surprised by this?  If I know it, it is rather common.
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« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2015, 09:34:30 pm »

doesn't Trout always take the first pitch?  why does Ashby seem surprised by this?  If I know it, it is rather common.

Don't start pretending that Ash is competent.


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« Reply #46 on: July 30, 2015, 09:35:42 pm »
That was outstanding.
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« Reply #47 on: July 30, 2015, 09:35:50 pm »
NESHEK!


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« Reply #48 on: July 30, 2015, 09:35:54 pm »
Giavatello - Single up the middle
Featherston - Sac bunt, Giavatello to 2nd
Victorino - BB
Calhoun - (Runners advance on WP) K swinging at high FB
Trout - K swinging

Middle of the 8th. No Score.

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« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2015, 09:35:56 pm »
Neshek is a bad ass.  And I'm thrilled he's our bad ass.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2015, 09:36:56 pm »
Can't help but love neshek

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #51 on: July 30, 2015, 09:39:26 pm »
Joe Smith in to pitch for Angels.

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« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2015, 09:40:25 pm »
Marisnick was safe.
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« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2015, 09:41:03 pm »
Marisnick was safe.

That's what Brownie thinks too.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2015, 09:41:21 pm »
Ashby sucks.
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« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2015, 09:41:44 pm »
SAFE!
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« Reply #56 on: July 30, 2015, 09:42:07 pm »
Ashby sucks.

I think that is the first Ashby sucks of the night.  I'm surprised it took until the bottom of the 8th.
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« Reply #57 on: July 30, 2015, 09:42:31 pm »
Ashby sucks.
That's what Brownie thinks too.

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« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2015, 09:44:38 pm »
Kazmir now leads the AL in ERA.


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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2015, 09:44:49 pm »
Well dang.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2015, 09:45:14 pm »
Marisnick takes out Aybar but the DP is turned nonetheless.


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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2015, 09:45:24 pm »
doesn't Trout always take the first pitch?  why does Ashby seem surprised by this?  If I know it, it is rather common.
Don't start pretending that Ash is competent.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2015, 09:45:31 pm »
Fuck! Nice hard slide by Jake.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2015, 09:45:46 pm »
Preston is gonna do it, I can feel it.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2015, 09:45:50 pm »
Looks like last night's HPU has a cast or a splint on the wrist where he got nailed on the catcher's whiff last night. I wonder if something's broken.
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« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2015, 09:46:26 pm »
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« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2015, 09:46:32 pm »
Fuck! Nice hard slide by Jake.

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« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2015, 09:47:30 pm »
It really says something that the 20 year old is who I want most at the plate in this situation. 


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« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2015, 09:49:03 pm »
It really says something that the 20 year old is who I want most at the plate in this situation. 
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« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2015, 09:49:06 pm »
so, does neshek come back out?
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« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2015, 09:49:45 pm »
Marisnick - Bouncing grounder to SS, Called out, challenged and is now an error on Aybar
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Anybody know the score?
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I love that the crowd is into it, but ffs, not every fly ball is a homer waiting to happen. 


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Anybody know the score?

Nothing nothing. The Bears are winning.


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I love that the crowd is into it, but ffs, not every fly ball is a homer waiting to happen. 


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« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2015, 09:51:29 pm »
so, does neshek come back out?

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« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2015, 09:51:37 pm »
Gomez in town yet?

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Anybody know the score?

6-6 tie top of the 8th
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« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2015, 09:52:35 pm »
Gregerson in to pitch.

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« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2015, 09:52:50 pm »
Gregerson looks like he's tossing at stacked milk bottles. 
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« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2015, 09:53:06 pm »
Three-pitch strikeouts of Pujols are borderline erotic.


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The dancing cars are the freakiest things this side of Yo Gabba Gabba.


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« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2015, 09:57:36 pm »
I surely do like watching Marisnick.
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« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2015, 09:58:16 pm »
Pujols - K
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« Reply #85 on: July 30, 2015, 09:58:29 pm »
End it here

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« Reply #86 on: July 30, 2015, 09:58:53 pm »
I wonder if Carter was traded. Strange to PH for him when 1 run wins.
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« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2015, 10:00:13 pm »
6-6 tie top of the 8th

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« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2015, 10:00:26 pm »
Alvarez in to pitch.

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« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2015, 10:04:15 pm »
Jed's due a hit.
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or a walk.
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« Reply #92 on: July 30, 2015, 10:07:55 pm »
all these moves are so exciting.
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all these moves are so exciting.

I kind of wish Rasmus had been bunting, but he has a tendency to get hold of pitches at unusual times.
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« Reply #94 on: July 30, 2015, 10:10:41 pm »
Marwin is going to be a hero, I can feel it.
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low scoring baseball games almost validate soccer. 
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Single for Marwin. Castro up.

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« Reply #97 on: July 30, 2015, 10:12:51 pm »
7 for 55, is what Castro is going to be after this at-bat.
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« Reply #98 on: July 30, 2015, 10:13:46 pm »
I've been a huge Castro fan this season.  He's not who I'd pick to be at the plate right now.
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CASTRO!!!!!!
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7 for 55, is what Castro is going to be after this at-bat.

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« Reply #101 on: July 30, 2015, 10:14:50 pm »
I scare myself.
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« Reply #102 on: July 30, 2015, 10:14:52 pm »
Intriguing
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« Reply #104 on: July 30, 2015, 10:15:09 pm »
7 for 55, is what Castro is going to be after this at-bat.

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« Reply #105 on: July 30, 2015, 10:16:39 pm »
Valbuena - K swinging
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« Reply #106 on: July 30, 2015, 10:17:40 pm »
Anybody know the score?

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« Reply #107 on: July 30, 2015, 10:17:46 pm »
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« Reply #108 on: July 30, 2015, 10:18:26 pm »
That was a fun game to watch.
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« Reply #109 on: July 30, 2015, 10:22:24 pm »
low scoring baseball games almost validate soccer.

Kidding or the new sarcasm, I hope.
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Kidding or the new sarcasm, I hope.

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« Reply #111 on: July 30, 2015, 10:24:23 pm »
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« Reply #112 on: July 30, 2015, 10:24:25 pm »
I fucking love this team.

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« Reply #113 on: July 30, 2015, 10:31:00 pm »
I scare myself.

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« Reply #114 on: July 30, 2015, 10:34:46 pm »
Wow,  What a series.  Big statement. 

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« Reply #115 on: July 30, 2015, 10:36:38 pm »
Wow,  What a series.  Big statement.


It can't be fun for visiting teams to come into Houston now.

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It can't be fun for visiting teams to come into Houston now.
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« Reply #117 on: July 30, 2015, 11:27:21 pm »
That was worth being groggy at work tomorrow, staying up till 12:20 to watch the stream.  I hate to say it, but one benefit of moving to the AL West is I get to watch so many more games now with extra innings. Used to be blacked out for at least 1/4. And given our team right now, I am kinda liking the DH.  I used to make fun of my AL friends.....


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« Reply #118 on: July 31, 2015, 08:13:41 am »
What a win! Fucking Kazmir is just Mr. Zero, isn't he?
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« Reply #119 on: July 31, 2015, 08:20:09 am »
What a win! Fucking Kazmir is just Mr. Zero, isn't he?
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« Reply #120 on: July 31, 2015, 08:59:31 am »
What a win! Fucking Kazmir is just Mr. Zero, isn't he?

Yes, and he's saving the bullpen. I hope he's back next year. I'm optimistic.

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« Reply #122 on: July 31, 2015, 09:34:15 am »
Yes, and he's saving the bullpen. I hope he's back next year. I'm optimistic.

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« Reply #125 on: July 31, 2015, 10:09:28 am »
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2015, 02:03:31 pm »
Especially if said team is in the AL west

Only StL has a better W-L at home this season.

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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2015, 02:15:26 pm »
The only thing I see in settings for Tapatalk is notifications, which I already had turned off. 

If you are using either an iPhone or iPad, the settings you need are the ones within the app, not In the IOS settings. In the app, you need to go to Profile > Settings > Signature > Off.

I don't have an Android device so I can't help you there.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #131 on: July 31, 2015, 02:29:52 pm »
I for one am shocked that some of you hitters haven't retorted to my pitching smack in my recap.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #132 on: July 31, 2015, 02:30:31 pm »
In Android, go to the home screen, click the gear, go to signature options and click none. It seems like that causes me to post with my default forum signature and nothing else
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #133 on: July 31, 2015, 02:37:32 pm »
I for one am shocked that some of you hitters haven't retorted to my pitching smack in my recap.

You just explained it.  None of us could ever hit the damn ball.
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Re: Halos @ Astros July 30, 2015
« Reply #134 on: July 31, 2015, 04:09:54 pm »
Got it. Thanks Ty. And if anyone didn't know, I actually did send post this from my iPhone using tapatalk.
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