Author Topic: Yankmees @ Astros June 26, 2015 (Read 9956 times)

Mr. Happy · « **on:** June 26, 2015, 03:37:44 pm »

Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

Yankmees

CFBrett Gardner (L)
3BChase Headley (S)
1BMark Teixeira (S)
CBrian McCann (L)
DHCarlos Beltran (S)
RFGarrett Jones (L)
LFChris Young (R)
SSDidi Gregorius (L)
2BStephen Drew (L

NYY: Nathan Eovaldi (R) (6-2, 4.95)

Astros

RF George Springer (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
CF Colby Rasmus (L)
1B Chris Carter (R)
LF Preston Tucker (L)
C Hank Conger (S)

HOU: Vincent Velasquez (R) (0-0, 4.15)

NeilT · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:30:07 pm »

Me: you know the derogatory nickname for the Yankees?
Kris: no, Jerks?
Me: no, Yankmees.
Kris: guys are so smart.

NeilT · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:32:31 pm »

Apparently Scherzer has a perfecto through 5.

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:43:16 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 07:32:31 pm

Apparently Scherzer has a perfecto through 5.

No longer.

NeilT · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:49:31 pm »

Quote from: Nate Colbert on June 26, 2015, 07:43:16 pm

No longer.

I guess I took care of that for him.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:50:44 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 07:32:31 pm

Apparently Scherzer has a perfecto through 5.

The Phillies are the new Astros, it doesn't count.

subnuclear · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:54:20 pm »

What percentage of the crowd are Yankees fans? Pretty good crowd tonight.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:58:38 pm »

Is it just the three Real Ale Devil's Backbone Belgian-Style Tripel (8.1 AVD ) I've had, or does VV look a little more relaxed and dialed in tonight?

NeilT · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:01:07 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 07:58:38 pm

Is it just the three Real Ale Devil's Backbone Belgian-Style Tripel (8.1 AVD ) I've had, or does VV look a little more relaxed and dialed in tonight?

I'm sitting on the back porch listening, but his pitch count sure says yes.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:01:14 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 07:54:20 pm

What percentage of the crowd are Yankees fans? Pretty good crowd tonight.

Weird, I'm not sure what to make of it but it's the exact same as the percentage as the number of fuck-wads in the crowd.

NeilT · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:02:52 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 08:01:14 pm

Weird, I'm not sure what to make of it but it's the exact same as the percentage as the number of fuck-wads in the crowd.

I'd nominate that if we did that sort of thing.

subnuclear · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:04:02 pm »

Conger maybe shouldn't have been sent there, but sometimes you get lucky.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:05:08 pm »

I like lucky, it's better than the alternative.

NeilT · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:06:08 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 08:04:02 pm

Conger maybe shouldn't have been sent there, but sometimes you get lucky.

I think you send that runner.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:06:42 pm »

The American girls lead China's delicate floppin' flowers, 1 nil.

NeilT · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:10:25 pm »

I still hate Beltran.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:11:21 pm »

Looked like VV's knee or ankle collapsed there.

jbm · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:11:29 pm »

Hope VV is alright. That was strange.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:12:17 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 08:01:07 pm

I'm sitting on the back porch listening, but his pitch count sure says yes.

What are you drinking?

NeilT · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:14:35 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:12:17 pm

What are you drinking?

How did you know? Noah's Mill bourbon. It's. Good.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:16:58 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:12:17 pm

What are you drinking?

What 'chu drinkin'?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:19:08 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 08:16:58 pm

What 'chu drinkin'?

Nothing yet. Taking suggestions. I have some Pinot noir that I'm considering. You?

chuck · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:21:25 pm »

I don't know if any of you are following the Copa America but a thrilling match between Colombia and Agentina is scoreless into stoppage time.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:21:56 pm »

Why does Colby Rasmus looks like he probably has a circa 1986 WWF Brett Hart T-shirt with the sleeves and neck ripped out (ala 1983 Flashdance-style) underneath is Astro's uni? Why?

NeilT · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:24:13 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 08:21:25 pm

I don't know if any of you are following the Copa America but a thrilling match between Colombia and Agentina is scoreless into stoppage time.

It's not Panama.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #25 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:25:27 pm »

So apparently I'm limited to white. Poggiobello Pinot Grigio it is.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #26 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:25:47 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:19:08 pm

Nothing yet. Taking suggestions. I have some Pinot noir that I'm considering. You?

Devil's motherfuckin' Backbone, it's a Belgium Style Tripel by Real Ale Brewing Co out of Blanco TX (8.1 ABV).

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:27:47 pm »

Nice job by Carter there.

subnuclear · « **Reply #28 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:28:00 pm »

Not sure I should be mixing Diet Coke and rye whiskey, but that's what I'm doing.

NeilT · « **Reply #29 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:28:46 pm »

I'm going to say this because I'm on my second bourbon. Ashby just summed up Carter at first. I suspect Ashby appeals to my lawyerliness. A negative viewpoint's required.

NeilT · « **Reply #30 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:30:17 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 08:28:00 pm

Not sure I should be mixing Diet Coke and rye whiskey, but that's what I'm doing.

NTTAWWT.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #31 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:30:48 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 08:28:46 pm

I'm going to say this because I'm on my second bourbon. Ashby just summed up Carter at first. I suspect Ashby appeals to my lawyerliness. A negative viewpoint's required.

Your second? You fucking lightweight.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #32 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:30:58 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 08:28:46 pm

I'm going to say this because I'm on my second bourbon. Ashby just summed up Carter at first. I suspect Ashby appeals to my lawyerliness. A negative viewpoint's required.

Fuck that Ashby dude.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #33 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:32:30 pm »

Ashby wishes he was still on his second bourbon.

NeilT · « **Reply #34 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:33:24 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 08:32:30 pm

Ashby wishes he was still on his second bourbon.

I'd nominate that too.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #35 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:39:05 pm »

Springer now 0 fer his last 16.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #36 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:39:39 pm »

Don't get me wrong, I like Ashby, I'm not one of those haters who holds it against him that he sucks as an announcer, i prefer to remember the player, the average player he was so good at being. He came through big time in the clutch, once, 35 years ago.

austro · « **Reply #37 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:39:57 pm »

Shit, I didn't realize that tonight was drinking night. Knob Creek Rye for me tonight.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #38 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:41:16 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:39:05 pm

Springer now 0 fer his last 16.

You're about two minutes ahead of my feed.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #39 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:42:26 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 08:39:57 pm

Shit, I didn't realize that tonight was drinking night. Knob Creek Rye for me tonight.

You better get busy.

doyce7 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:43:52 pm »

I'm letting the Irish in me out today, drinking some Jameson

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #41 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:44:15 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:39:05 pm

Springer now 0 fer his last 16.

That is not very good.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #42 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:46:14 pm »

Quote from: doyce7 on June 26, 2015, 08:43:52 pm

I'm letting the Irish in me out today, drinking some Jameson

I like Jameson, I go back and forth between it and Bushmills when I go Irish... I probably favor Bushmills--not so sweet..

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #43 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:46:38 pm »

The ol' 3-5-1 double play.

austro · « **Reply #44 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:47:13 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:46:38 pm

The ol' 3-5-1 double play.

It's got nothing on the 3UU.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #45 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:47:23 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 08:39:57 pm

Shit, I didn't realize that tonight was drinking night. Knob Creek Rye for me tonight.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

austro · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:48:01 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:47:23 pm

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that.

Wait: have I crossed some threshold that I didn't even know about?

doyce7 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:48:17 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 08:46:14 pm

I like Jameson, I go back and forth between it and Bushmills when I go Irish.

I'm normally a rum kind of man but I sprinkle in some whiskey, Irish or otherwise. My favorite liqueur is probably kraken though I'm not sure why.

NeilT · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:49:45 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 08:46:38 pm

The ol' 3-5-1 double play.

I'm still trying to work that out in my head.

NeilT · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:52:38 pm »

Sure sounds like an Astros crowd. Altuve plays like a racehorse.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:53:14 pm »

Nate Eovaldi ain't bad for a homeboy.

subnuclear · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:53:28 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 08:48:01 pm

Wait: have I crossed some threshold that I didn't even know about?

You must be aware of the drinkiness of some this forum's readership.

austro · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:55:24 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 08:53:28 pm

You must be aware of the drinkiness of some this forum's readership.

I'm happy to learn of superior suggestions.

subnuclear · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:56:31 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 08:55:24 pm

I'm happy to learn of superior suggestions.

I think the offense was that there might be a non-drinking night here.

austro · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:59:14 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 08:56:31 pm

I think the offense was that there might be a non-drinking night here.

Ah, I assumed that my choice of inebriant was unsatisfactory. I like your interpretation better.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #55 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:00:32 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 08:56:31 pm

I think the offense was that there might be a non-drinking night here.

I guess we're not as far along as I thought. BTW...Altuve beats out a dribbler, steals 2B then scores on Gattis's gork.

austro · « **Reply #56 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:01:03 pm »

Gattis crushes another ball for an RBI.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #57 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:01:51 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 09:00:32 pm

I guess we're not as far along as I thought. BTW...Altuve beats out a dribbler, steals 2B then scores on Gattis's gork.

Gorkin' baby!

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #58 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:02:25 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 08:59:14 pm

Ah, I assumed that my choice of inebriant was unsatisfactory. I like your interpretation better.

Your choice was fine. It's your ignorance of the GZ culture that is at issue.

austro · « **Reply #59 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:04:32 pm »

Uh oh, hide the women and children from MRaup, here comes Carter with men on base.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #60 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:04:43 pm »

Man, Rasmus has that weird looking wet hair head thing down.

austro · « **Reply #61 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:05:49 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:04:43 pm

Man, Rasmus has that weird looking wet hair head thing down.

How much motor oil do you have to put on your head to accomplish that? I ask as a guy who has almost no hair left and has no idea how that would work.

NeilT · « **Reply #62 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:07:50 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 09:04:32 pm

Uh oh, hide the women and children from MRaup, here comes Carter with men on base.

Dammit, I'd nominate that too

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #63 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:08:26 pm »

Fuckin' Carter, man! Man! Fucking blowing another golden opportunity! Fuck! Man! Fuck,

austro · « **Reply #64 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:11:12 pm »

How the fuck did that guy hit that ball?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #65 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:13:36 pm »

Is it still Astros 2 Yankees 0 with to outs and two on in the 7th? VV coming out?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #66 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:14:40 pm »

Will Harris in?

austro · « **Reply #67 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:15:03 pm »

Yes. Will Harris in now. Although there is 1 out.

austro · « **Reply #68 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:15:53 pm »

And now unfortunately some Yankee dumbshit has hit a homerun into the Crawford Boxes, and the fucking Yankmees are ahead 3-2.

subnuclear · « **Reply #69 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:16:14 pm »

Shit.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #70 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:16:42 pm »

VV, just 89 pitches into a shut out. Hinch decided it was time to pull the trigger.

austro · « **Reply #71 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:17:07 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:16:42 pm

VV, just 89 pitches into a shut out. Hinch decided it was time to pull the trigger.

Admit it, he's always walking a tightrope.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #72 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:17:10 pm »

Fuckshit.

And it's a an overwhelmingly Yankee crowd.

NeilT · « **Reply #73 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:19:18 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 09:16:14 pm

Shit.

Hinch hasn't made a lot of mistakes, and Harris seemed like a gold choice.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #74 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:20:00 pm »

Son.Of.A.Bitch.Mother.Fuck.Shit.Ass.Dick.Hole.Bastard.Hate

austro · « **Reply #75 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:20:05 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 09:19:18 pm

Hinch hasn't made a lot of mistakes, and Harris seemed like a gold choice.

Yeah, I'm not going to complain about bringing Harris into the game.

austro · « **Reply #76 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:21:10 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:20:00 pm

Son.Of.A.Bitch.Mother.Fuck.Shit.Ass.Dick.Hole.Bastard.Hate

Mike Huckabee is in the house!

NeilT · « **Reply #77 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:22:00 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 09:21:10 pm

Mike Huckabee is in the house!

Just outstanding.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #78 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:22:01 pm »

That's it for Harris. Rough night for Will. Happens to everyone.

subnuclear · « **Reply #79 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:22:44 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 08:01:14 pm

Weird, I'm not sure what to make of it but it's the exact same as the percentage as the number of fuck-wads in the crowd.

This comment seems especially relavent at this point.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #80 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:22:46 pm »

So I had to make an old fashioned...1836 bourbon. J.D. Howard Reserve toro.

austro · « **Reply #81 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:23:40 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 09:22:01 pm

That's it for Harris. Rough night for Will. Happens to everyone.

Yup. He's been a stud, but sometimes shit happens.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #82 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:25:48 pm »

Sipp in to face Headley, and promptly walks him on four pitches, none of them even close.

austro · « **Reply #83 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:26:23 pm »

That last one was close. In fact, it was a strike.

NeilT · « **Reply #84 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:28:28 pm »

I'll say it again, Correa is Eric Clapton.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #85 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:28:40 pm »

Sipp retires Texeira with the bases loaded to keep it a 3-2 game.

Tough luck for VV, he pitched well.

austro · « **Reply #86 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:28:53 pm »

Inning over, 3 more turns to go. Let's go drop the hammer on these motherfuckers.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #87 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:29:46 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 09:28:53 pm

Inning over, 3 more turns to go. Let's go drop the hammer on these motherfuckers.

Get drinking, you fucking slacker.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #88 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:30:15 pm »

And where the hell is Raup the Younger tonight? We need a rally rant.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #89 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:30:57 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 09:28:28 pm

I'll say it again, Correa is Eric Clapton.

With the potential to be Hendrix.

subnuclear · « **Reply #90 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:32:28 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 09:28:28 pm

I'll say it again, Correa is Eric Clapton.

Is he going to swap wives with Springer during his 20 year heroin/alcohol problem?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #91 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:32:37 pm »

If Ashby mentions Tucker's elbow again, I'm going to fucking kill someone.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #92 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:33:44 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 09:32:28 pm

Is he going to swap wives with Springer during his 20 year heroin/alcohol problem?

Springer is no Harrison, man.

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #93 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:33:53 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:30:57 pm

With the potential to be Hendrix.

Let's hope not.

subnuclear · « **Reply #94 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:34:04 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 09:28:53 pm

Inning over, 3 more turns to go. Let's go drop the hammer on these motherfuckers.

I'm going up to the attic to see if I can find a soupbone.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #95 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:34:46 pm »

Quote from: Nate Colbert on June 26, 2015, 09:33:53 pm

Let's hope not.

"The star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long."

That's straight outta Blade Runner.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #96 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:35:06 pm »

Nasty slider from the lefty there.

austro · « **Reply #97 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:35:39 pm »

Well, shit, there goes Conger. Now I'm worried.

chuck · « **Reply #98 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:36:31 pm »

I never thought I would say this but I appear to be at least four drinks behind everyone in here tonight.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #99 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:37:06 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 09:36:31 pm

I never thought I would say this but I appear to be at least four drinks behind everyone in here tonight.

I don't trust your stuff anymore.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #100 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:37:35 pm »

Strike zone has doubled in size this inning.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #101 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:38:03 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 09:36:31 pm

I never thought I would say this but I appear to be at least four drinks behind everyone in here tonight.

Yep.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #102 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:39:31 pm »

Astros side down on strikes in the 7th.

austro · « **Reply #103 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:39:32 pm »

Well, at least I have Shreve on my scoresheet team.

austro · « **Reply #104 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:40:04 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 09:37:35 pm

Strike zone has doubled in size this inning.

Yeah, strike two on Springer was ridiculous.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #105 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:41:22 pm »

I hate that Yankee relief pitcher what ever his one syllable name is? Shreve? Fuck I don't know. But fuck him, I hate his guts.

subnuclear · « **Reply #106 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:42:10 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:41:22 pm

I hate that Yankee relief pitcher what ever his one syllable name is? Shreve? Fuck I don't know. But fuck him, I hate his guts.

Me too, That was some bullshit.

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #107 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:42:25 pm »

I assume everyone took a drink just then?

austro · « **Reply #108 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:42:30 pm »

Uh oh, Ashby is intrigued.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #109 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:45:56 pm »

Yes, Thatcher with a K, I'm going to grab another!

NeilT · « **Reply #110 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:46:27 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 26, 2015, 09:35:39 pm

Well, shit, there goes Conger. Now I'm worried.

You should be worried with Thatcher pitching.

subnuclear · « **Reply #111 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:49:56 pm »

What happens if you vote for Altuve 36 times?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #112 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:54:04 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 09:49:56 pm

What happens if you vote for Altuve 36 times?

The Supreme Court affirmed you right to do so earlier tonight. So you're good.

subnuclear · « **Reply #113 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:56:54 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 09:54:04 pm

The Supreme Court affirmed you right to do so earlier tonight. So you're good.

God Bless America, etc.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #114 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:57:50 pm »

Justin Wilson? The Cajun cooker motherfucker? I gar-run-tee!!!

subnuclear · « **Reply #115 on:** June 26, 2015, 09:58:53 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 09:57:50 pm

Justin Wilson? The Cajun cooker motherfucker? I gar-run-tee!!!

Loved that show, but fuck 'em now he's a Yankee.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #116 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:00:01 pm »

That's "you-STAN" to you, chalkie.

NeilT · « **Reply #117 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:01:52 pm »

What the hell? Valbueno walks? That's not his role on this team, he should have struck out.

austro · « **Reply #118 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:03:09 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 10:01:52 pm

What the hell? Valbueno walks? That's not his role on this team, he should have struck out.

Well, while crazy shit is happening, maybe Gattis will get a hit.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #119 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:04:57 pm »

Holy shit, Marwin, pinch running, takes a bag with no throw. Tying run ISP.

chuck · « **Reply #120 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:05:16 pm »

I like Valbuena fo two reaZAHN. One, he hit good. Two, he hit good! I gahrahnTEE it, hoo!

austro · « **Reply #121 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:05:19 pm »

WTF, Gattis? Are those pitches too meaty?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #122 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:05:39 pm »

No worries...Gattis flails wildly at a pitch in the other batter's box.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #123 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:06:02 pm »

Dylan B'Tansesss or something to that effect is taking the mound. Yanks lead 3-2 bottom of the 8th.

NeilT · « **Reply #124 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:06:42 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 10:05:39 pm

No worries...Gattis flails wildly at a pitch in the other batter's box.

You know what, if you get into this team's wackiness, it's kinda fun.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #125 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:06:52 pm »

I've said this before, but it bears repeating...Lily from AT&T is fucking hot.

subnuclear · « **Reply #126 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:07:04 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 10:06:02 pm

Dylan B'Tansesss or something to that effect is taking the mound. Yanks lead 3-2 bottom of the 8th.

Hate that guy already.

austro · « **Reply #127 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:07:21 pm »

At least we don't have to worry about Gattis killing the 9th inning rally.

subnuclear · « **Reply #128 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:08:58 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 10:06:52 pm

I've said this before, but it bears repeating...Lily from AT&T is fucking hot.

She's welcome in the GZ certainly.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #129 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:11:32 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 10:05:16 pm

I like Valbuena fo two reaZAHN. One, he hit good. Two, he hit good! I gahrahnTEE it, hoo!

When he was on de Cub, I hate mostly him, but on de Astro, I like mostly him, whoo boy!

chuck · « **Reply #130 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:11:59 pm »

I don like E-VAHN Gatee fo two reaZAHN. One, he suck. Two, he suck.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #131 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:12:04 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on June 26, 2015, 10:08:58 pm

She's welcome in the GZ certainly.

From my limited time in Moscow, I've found that Russian chicks have really nice titties. Lily is no exception.

austro · « **Reply #132 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:12:19 pm »

"No! It's Hedley"

chuck · « **Reply #133 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:13:43 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 10:11:32 pm

When he was on de Cub, I hate mostly him, but on de Astro, I like mostly him, whoo boy!

How yoo gon like innybodee on de Cub?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #134 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:14:28 pm »

Bottom of the 9th...come one boys, let's get these fuckers.

NeilT · « **Reply #135 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:16:59 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 10:13:43 pm

How yoo gon like innybodee on de Cub?

I didn't know Chuck was fluent.

austro · « **Reply #136 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:17:27 pm »

Jesus, Carter waves at another ball right down the middle.

NeilT · « **Reply #137 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:17:58 pm »

I surely like Carter as a human being.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #138 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:19:08 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 26, 2015, 10:13:43 pm

How yoo gon like innybodee on de Cub?

De Cub are de On-Yon of professnal Baseball. Nobody guanna like de Cub but dey still gots to play dem. Like salt.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #139 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:21:14 pm »

Well shit. One fucking pitch.

subnuclear · « **Reply #140 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:22:27 pm »

Damn it.

austro · « **Reply #141 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:22:36 pm »

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

The Spleen · « **Reply #142 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:23:34 pm »

They're not going to the postseason this year. This offense just isn't good enough.

chuck · « **Reply #143 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:24:17 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 10:19:08 pm

De Cub are de On-Yon of professnal Baseball. Nobody guanna like de Cub but dey still gots to play dem. Like salt.

De Cub like a green on-yon lollipop, it make dem dat suck cry tears, i gahrontee it.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #144 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:26:02 pm »

Quote from: The Spleen on June 26, 2015, 10:23:34 pm

They're not going to the postseason this year. This offense just isn't good enough.

Fuck you.

chuck · « **Reply #145 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:26:17 pm »

Quote from: The Spleen on June 26, 2015, 10:23:34 pm

They're not going to the postseason this year. This offense just isn't good enough.

Unbutton you overall, boy, dey jiss bring up SingleTAHN.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #146 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:26:43 pm »

Just my opeen-YAWN, but Heench... he pull Vincent Velasquez too soon. Hoo!

The Spleen · « **Reply #147 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:29:13 pm »

They're on the right track and they're much, much better than they were even a year ago... but I don't think they're quite ready for prime time. If Luhnow does decide to roll the dice at the deadline, his priority should be upgrading the offense...

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #148 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:31:36 pm »

I'm not blaming Heench anymore dan I'm blaming de June bug for showing up in May but I have like to see Vincent work out of his own yam.

NeilT · « **Reply #149 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:33:20 pm »

Quote from: The Spleen on June 26, 2015, 10:29:13 pm

They're on the right track and they're much, much better than they were even a year ago... but I don't think they're quite ready for prime time. If Luhnow does decide to roll the dice at the deadline, his priority should be upgrading the offense...

this team is the weirdest team you will ever see in baseball, you may be right, but you're probably wrong.

Jacksonian · « **Reply #150 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:35:29 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 26, 2015, 10:12:04 pm

From my limited time in Moscow, I've found that Russian chicks have really nice titties. Lily is no exception.

If you want to see more of her watch Outer Space on Yahoo.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #151 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:39:38 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 10:33:20 pm

this team is the weirdest team you will ever see in baseball, you may be right, but you're probably wrong.

Anger is an energy. May the road rise with you.

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #152 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:46:13 pm »

Quote from: Jacksonian on June 26, 2015, 10:35:29 pm

If you want to see more of her watch Outer Space on Yahoo.

Exactly how much more?

The Spleen · « **Reply #153 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:50:13 pm »

Quote from: Nate Colbert on June 26, 2015, 10:46:13 pm

Exactly how much more?

If we watch that, will we actually see somebody get past second base?

NeilT · « **Reply #154 on:** June 26, 2015, 10:53:31 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 26, 2015, 10:39:38 pm

Anger is an energy. May the road rise with you.

You are on fire.

NeilT · « **Reply #155 on:** June 26, 2015, 11:09:56 pm »

I'm pleased with my recap, so I'm tooting my own horn. Sorry. There's a recap.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #156 on:** June 27, 2015, 01:06:28 am »

Quote from: The Spleen on June 26, 2015, 10:23:34 pm

They're not going to the postseason this year. This offense just isn't good enough.

That's all you got? Fuck off.

JimR · « **Reply #157 on:** June 27, 2015, 03:53:58 pm »

Quote from: The Spleen on June 26, 2015, 10:23:34 pm

They're not going to the postseason this year. This offense just isn't good enough.

To quote HH, fuck you.

Bench · « **Reply #158 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:32:56 pm »

Quote from: NeilT on June 26, 2015, 11:09:56 pm

I'm pleased with my recap, so I'm tooting my own horn. Sorry. There's a recap.

Where are the dissenting recaps?

NeilT · « **Reply #159 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:02:25 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 28, 2015, 01:32:56 pm

Where are the dissenting recaps?

I think that was the dissenting recap.

BudGirl · « **Reply #160 on:** June 28, 2015, 09:37:57 pm »

Quote from: Bench on June 28, 2015, 01:32:56 pm

Where are the dissenting recaps?

you should write it.

Bench · « **Reply #161 on:** June 29, 2015, 02:42:19 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2015, 09:37:57 pm

you should write it.

R: Feel free to be happy for the team that won, but the umpires should have had nothing to do with it.
A: Scoring more runs is not the purpose of baseball, it's preventing the other team from scoring any runs.
S: The Astros look stupid in their bright colorful jerseys and now sports no longer exist.
T: There are no such things as runs batted in, there are only runs.