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Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« on: April 29, 2015, 12:57:01 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee, as your Astros go for their second road sweep in a row:

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BJose Altuve (R)
SSMarwin Gonzalez (S)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
1BChris Carter (R)
CFJake Marisnick (R)
CHank Conger (S)
PDallas Keuchel (L)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (2-0, 0.62)

Padres

CF Wil Myers (R)
1B Y. Solarte (S)
RF Matt Kemp (R)
LF Justin Upton (R)
3B W. Middlebrooks (R)
2B Jedd Gyorko (R)
SS Clint Barmes (R)
C Wil Nieves (R)
P Andrew Cashner (R)

SD: Andrew Cashner (R)  (1-3, 2.63)
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 01:51:57 pm »
Hinch listening to those who said Marwin makes a good 2.


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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 02:07:33 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee, as your Astros go for their second road sweep in a row:

Astros

BJose Altuve (R)
SSMarwin Gonzalez (S)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
1BChris Carter (R)
CFJake Marisnick (R)
CHank Conger (S)
PDallas Keuchel (L)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (2-0, 0.62)

Padres

CF Wil Myers (R)
1B Y. Solarte (S)
RF Matt Kemp (R)
LF Justin Upton (R)
3B W. Middlebrooks (R)
2B Jedd Gyorko (R)
SS Clint Barmes (R)
C Wil Nieves (R)
P Andrew Cashner (R)

SD: Andrew Cashner (R)  (1-3, 2.63)

I can't remember: was Corporan Keuchel's catcher last year? (Do Keuchel and Castro not click like Conger and Keuchel click?)

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2015, 02:22:58 pm »
I can't remember: was Corporan Keuchel's catcher last year? (Do Keuchel and Castro not click like Conger and Keuchel click?)

Not sure I'd describe it as a "personal catcher" situation, but Corporan caught quite a few of Keuchel's starts last year.  This is likely as much a "day game after a night game/gettaway game" rest for your catcher as anything. 
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 02:31:06 pm »
Not sure I'd describe it as a "personal catcher" situation, but Corporan caught quite a few of Keuchel's starts last year.  This is likely as much a "day game after a night game/gettaway game" rest for your catcher as anything.

Conger's caught him every game save Opening Day so far, according to my procrastinatory researches. 

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 02:42:22 pm »
Conger's caught him every game save Opening Day so far, according to my procrastinatory researches.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 02:44:49 pm »
Conger's caught him every game save Opening Day so far, according to my procrastinatory researches.

Then maybe there's more to it.  I'm not aware of any issues with Keuchel and Castro, but there may be.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 02:46:37 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 02:48:08 pm »
Padres wearing their ultra-ugly brown and orange pinstripe throwbacks...

T1:

Altuve strikes out swinging at a slider in the dirt
Marwin strikes out swinging at a slider in the dirt
Valbuena strikes out swinging at a slider

Why do I get the feeling it's gonna be a long day?

Padres coming to bat
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 02:48:57 pm »
Padres wearing their ultra-ugly brown and orange pinstripe throwbacks...

T1:

Altuve strikes out swinging at a slider in the dirt
Marwin strikes out swinging at a slider in the dirt
Valbuena strikes out swinging at a slider

Why do I get the feeling it's gonna be a long day?

Padres coming to bat

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 02:58:24 pm »
B1:  Ashby bitching once again about Keuchel getting borderline calls

Myers singles to RF
Solarte, with Myers on the move, flies out F8.  Myers has to retreat back to 1B
Kemp triples to RCF wall,, Myers scores
Upton pops up F4, Kemp has to stay put
Middlebrooks grounds out 4-3

Nice job limiting the damage, but the Padres take an early 1-0 lead
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2015, 03:04:56 pm »
T2:

Springer strikes out looking
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Carter strikes out swinging

Gonna get ugly folks

Padres up 1-0
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2015, 03:05:47 pm »
T2:

Springer strikes out looking
Rasmus strikes out swinging
Carter strikes out swinging

Gonna get ugly folks

Padres up 1-0

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2015, 03:11:21 pm »
So what is the record for strikeouts to start a game?

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2015, 03:11:32 pm »
B2:

Gyorko grounds out 5-3
Barmes strikes out looking
Nieves grounds out 5-3 on a nice barehaded grab by Valbuena

We've played two...Astros chasing a run
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2015, 03:13:09 pm »
So what is the record for strikeouts to start a game?

I assume this is rhetorical and you know this, but for anyone who doesn't...

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2015, 03:13:39 pm »
So what is the record for strikeouts to start a game?

works everytime

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2015, 03:15:04 pm »
So what is the record for strikeouts to start a game?

I hope it's more than 6.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2015, 03:15:12 pm »
I assume this is rhetorical and you know this, but for anyone who doesn't...

Eight...by Jim Deshaies of the Houston Astros

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2015, 03:20:57 pm »
Altuve leads the team in RBI.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2015, 03:23:14 pm »
Marwin being annoying.  19 pitches in 2 at bats

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2015, 03:24:34 pm »
T3:

Marisnick leads off with not only contact, but a double down the LF line
Conger walks to bring up Keuchel...Ashby speculating he might be bunting, but suggesting it's a lot to ask
Bud Black out to the mound, as they too suspect Keuchel might try to lay one down.  Cat and mouse, I tells ya.
First pitch to Keuchel ...catcher can't handle it, and Marisnick heads up moves to 3B on the passed ball.  Conger still on 1B.
Keuchel strikes out looking
Altuve with a sac fly to CF.  Marisnick scores.  Conger inexplicably still standing at 1B with his thumb up his ass.
Marwin grounds out 4-3

But the Astros tie it up.  all square at 1 run a piece.


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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2015, 03:25:21 pm »
I didn't know, but was just looking to jinx it

I thought this was pretty common Astros lore.  At any rate, you learn something new every day.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2015, 03:25:49 pm »
T3:

Marisnick leads off with not only contact, but a double down the LF line
Conger walks to bring up Keuchel...Ashby speculating he might be bunting, but suggesting it's a lot to ask
Bud Black out to the mound, as they too suspect Keuchel might try to lay one down.  Cat and mouse, I tells ya.
First pitch to Keuchel ...catcher can't handle it, and Marisnick heads up moves to 3B on the passed ball.  Conger still on 1B.
Keuchel strikes out looking
Altuve with a sac fly to CF.  Marisnick scores.  Conger inexplicably still standing at 1B with his thumb up his ass.
Marwin grounds out 4-3

But the Astros tie it up.  all square at 1 run a piece.

It's perfectly explicable. Have you ever tried running with your thumb up your ass?

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2015, 03:26:34 pm »
I thought this was pretty common Astros lore.  At any rate, you learn something new every day.

 I knew it, then forgot it, now I know it again.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2015, 03:29:23 pm »
B3:

Cashner strikes out swinging
Myers flies out F9
Solarte grounds out 4-3

We've played 3...

Astros 1  Padres 1
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2015, 03:31:20 pm »
Keuchel settling in now

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2015, 03:35:10 pm »
That's Astros baseball! Rasmus 2 run dinger!

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2015, 03:35:15 pm »
Maybe they were just getting the strikeouts out of the way early

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2015, 03:36:07 pm »
Maybe they were just getting the strikeouts out of the way early

That's the pattern.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2015, 03:36:46 pm »
I'm slowly coming around on this Rasmus guy.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2015, 03:36:56 pm »
Rasmus!

My wife thinks Rasmus looks like someone you'd find in a public library in the 1970s. We've started referring to him as "the Library."

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2015, 03:37:48 pm »
Never mind haha just Astros baseball as juliogotay says. Might strike out 3 times in an inning but might have a 2 run Jack also

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2015, 03:38:30 pm »
T4:

Valbuena flies out F9, as Kemp really battles the sun
Springer doubles to LF
Rasmus HOMERS to RCF...Springer scores, Rasmus scores!
Carter strikes out looking
Marisnick strikes out swinging to end the inning

That's 9 strikeouts through four innings, BUT...the Astros pick up a pair on the Rasmus big fly

Astros 3  Padres 1
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2015, 03:39:41 pm »
Rasmus!

My wife thinks Rasmus looks like someone you'd find in a public library in the 1970s. We've started referring to him as "the Library."

Seriously? 

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2015, 03:41:49 pm »
She's pretty weird.

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« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2015, 03:42:09 pm »
Keuchel settling in now

It's brutal when you know that one ER is going to up your ERA.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2015, 03:43:21 pm »
The look on uptons face when he saw marisnick caught it haha

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2015, 03:43:26 pm »
Rasmus!

My wife thinks Rasmus looks like someone you'd find in a public library in the 1970s. We've started referring to him as "the Library."
He looks like an extra from the movie Urban Cowboy and that maybe he drives a 75 Ford Torino.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2015, 03:44:20 pm »
She's pretty weird.

Don't get me wrong I was 6 in 1979.  But I grew up in the country.  I remember going to the library once or twice.  there was never anyone else there other than the librarian.

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« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2015, 03:45:09 pm »
The look on uptons face when he saw it caught haha

Doyce, you gotta stop with the haha thing. 
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2015, 03:45:29 pm »
B4:

Kemp grounds out 4-3, nice play by Altuve on a slow chopper
Upton flies out F8 as Marisnick makes a great catch, crashing into the wall
Middlebrooks grounds back to the box...1-3

Astros throw some leather around, keep it a 3-1 lead
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« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2015, 03:46:01 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2015, 03:46:32 pm »
Don't get me wrong I was 6 in 1979.  But I grew up in the country.  I remember going to the library once or twice.  there was never anyone else there other than the librarian.

I went to public libraries a good bit in the 70s, and I probably looked a bit like that then.  What's your wife's name?
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« Reply #45 on: April 29, 2015, 03:46:43 pm »
Marisnick has been a revelation.
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« Reply #46 on: April 29, 2015, 03:47:07 pm »
This exactly.

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« Reply #47 on: April 29, 2015, 03:48:29 pm »
He looks like an extra from the movie Urban Cowboy and that maybe he drives a 75 Ford Torino.

I assumed something with a KLOL sticker.

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« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2015, 03:49:42 pm »

My wife thinks Rasmus looks like someone you'd find in a public library in the 1970s. We've started referring to him as "the Library."

That's fantastic. 
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« Reply #49 on: April 29, 2015, 03:50:07 pm »
I was thinking Randall Pink Floyd
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pink-floyd.jpg

Rasmus strikes me as less of a stoner extra and more of an uncanny resemblance to whatever this guy was http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/screenshots/10_things_i_hate_about_you_2.png

(although my street cred wishes I was linking Dazed and Confused, and not 10 Things I Hate About You).

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« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2015, 03:50:14 pm »
Doyce, you gotta stop with the haha thing.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2015, 03:51:05 pm »
Rasmus strikes me as less of a stoner extra and more of an uncanny resemblance to whatever this guy was http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/screenshots/10_things_i_hate_about_you_2.png


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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2015, 03:51:43 pm »
T5:

Conger lines out to SS in CF (shift on).  Score it F6
Keuchel strikes out looking
Altuve with an infield single to SS. 
Looking for Altuve to try to take a bag?...guess not
Marwin pops out F6

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« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2015, 03:52:09 pm »
I assumed something with a KLOL sticker.

KIKK more likely.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2015, 03:57:03 pm »
Would it be more acceptable if I admitted to be drinking more than I probably should this early in the day?

No.  That's a commonplace.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2015, 03:58:08 pm »
B5:

Gyorko lines out F4
Barmes strikes out swinging
Nieves flies out F7

Stros lead 3-1, after 5
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« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2015, 04:02:26 pm »
No.  That's a commonplace.
My bad. At least this year it's been happy drinking

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2015, 04:05:56 pm »
Chris Carter wouldn't know a quality at bat if it swung and missed at him.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2015, 04:06:14 pm »
T6:  Cashner took the throwback idea a little far, with the perm and mullet

Valbuena with a lead off double over Kemp's head in RF
Springer flies out F9, Valbuena moves to 3B with one out
Rasmus pops out F5 in foul ground
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« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2015, 04:10:22 pm »
Chris Carter wouldn't know a quality at bat if it swung and missed at him.

His OBP is .280+, so he's walking with some power.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2015, 04:14:03 pm »
Rasmus strikes me as less of a stoner extra and more of an uncanny resemblance to whatever this guy was http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/screenshots/10_things_i_hate_about_you_2.png

(although my street cred wishes I was linking Dazed and Confused, and not 10 Things I Hate About You).

While I did enjoy that movie (and agree that is a good one also), I'm sticking with Dazed and Confused because Mark agreed with it.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2015, 04:16:23 pm »
B6:

Cashner, who looks a little like the late Leon Wilkeson from Lynyrd Skynyrd, with a leadoff single to CF
Ashby simply will not shut the fuck up about balls and strikes
Myers called out on strikes, Ashby continues to whine
Solarte flies out F9
Kemp grounds into 4-6 FC, Cashner out at 2B

through 6...Astros still lead 3-1
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2015, 04:21:39 pm »
Hey keuchel got a hit

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2015, 04:22:35 pm »
T7:

Marisnick flies out F9
Congere grounds out 4-3
Keuchel with a single up the middle
Altuve flies out F8 to end the inning

At the stretch...Astros still holding on to a 3-1 lead
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2015, 04:29:58 pm »
B7:

Upton pops up F4
Middlebrooks pops up F4
Gyorko grounds out 1-3

Through 7...Astros still up 3-1
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2015, 04:30:49 pm »
I assume that's all for Keuchel.  Nice job. 
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #66 on: April 29, 2015, 04:34:10 pm »
I assume that's all for Keuchel.  Nice job.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #67 on: April 29, 2015, 04:35:54 pm »
hope not
Over 100 pitches I would bet he's done

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« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2015, 04:37:07 pm »
Over 100 pitches I would bet he's done

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« Reply #69 on: April 29, 2015, 04:39:03 pm »
Anybody up in the bullpen?  That's usually a sign I think.
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« Reply #70 on: April 29, 2015, 04:42:09 pm »
Anybody up in the bullpen?  That's usually a sign I think.
Neshek and quals both got up in the 7th. Neshek seemed much closer, quals I think was just getting loose

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #71 on: April 29, 2015, 04:42:58 pm »
T8:

Thayer in to pitch for the Padres...

Marwin draws a leadoff walk
Valbuena pops out F4
Springer flies out F8
Rasmus flies out F9

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #72 on: April 29, 2015, 04:43:46 pm »
I'm guessing Keuchel will want back out there.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #73 on: April 29, 2015, 04:44:34 pm »
Keuchel continues in the 8th. I'm glad to see it

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2015, 04:45:54 pm »
Keuchel continues in the 8th. I'm glad to see it
I hope his arm doesn't fall off.
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« Reply #75 on: April 29, 2015, 04:46:59 pm »
I hope his arm doesn't fall off.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #76 on: April 29, 2015, 04:48:18 pm »
I hope his arm doesn't fall off.
I hate all this pitch count stuff unless a guy is coming off of an injury. If the guy looks good and feels good then let him keep going. You can see he isn't tired and if he's gonna be your ace(and I think he is) you have to let him go finish his work.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #77 on: April 29, 2015, 04:49:11 pm »
I hate all this pitch count stuff unless a guy is coming off of an injury. If the guy looks good and feels good then let him keep going. You can see he isn't tired and if he's gonna be your ace(and I think he is) you have to let him go finish his work.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #78 on: April 29, 2015, 04:49:46 pm »
B8:

Keuchel still in there

Barmes...one pitch, grounds out 5-3
Nieves grounds out 5-3, another nice place by Valbuena on a slow chopper.  Really like him at 3B
Derek Norris pinch hitting for Thayer...grounds out 3U.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #79 on: April 29, 2015, 04:50:45 pm »
Speaking of finish his work, 1-2-3 8th for keuchel and only like 11 pitches I believe. If it were me I might let him try to finish this himself.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #80 on: April 29, 2015, 04:51:09 pm »
B8:

Keuchel still in there

Barmes...one pitch, grounds out 5-3
Nieves grounds out 5-3, another nice place by Valbuena on a slow chopper.  Really like him at 3B
Derek Norris pinch hitting for Thayer...grounds out 3U.

On to the 9th...Astros still up 3-1

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« Reply #81 on: April 29, 2015, 04:51:14 pm »
Keuchel ERA sits at 0.73 after the 8th.

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« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2015, 04:51:29 pm »
While I did enjoy that movie (and agree that is a good one also), I'm sticking with Dazed and Confused because Mark agreed with it.

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« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2015, 04:52:10 pm »
this is the kind of situation I like to see Kimbrel.

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« Reply #84 on: April 29, 2015, 04:52:23 pm »
how many pitches? will they let him try for CG?

115 pitches, 73 strikes according to MLB app

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« Reply #85 on: April 29, 2015, 04:52:29 pm »
how many pitches? will they let him try for CG?
Currently at 115 i think

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #86 on: April 29, 2015, 04:53:35 pm »
Currently at 115 i think

i'm sending him back out, but I will not be surprised to see the closer.
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #87 on: April 29, 2015, 04:54:09 pm »
i'm sending him back out, but I will not be surprised to see the closer.

could get pinch hit for.  now likely as carter moves to second, no one out and Dallas in the hole
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« Reply #88 on: April 29, 2015, 04:54:42 pm »
i'm sending him back out, but I will not be surprised to see the closer.
My thoughts exactly. He's earned a chance to finish this game. I'd be surprised if he pitches the 9th though

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« Reply #89 on: April 29, 2015, 04:56:25 pm »
could get pinch hit for.  now likely as carter moves to second, no one out and Dallas in the hole

Well unless they just wild pitch carter home

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« Reply #90 on: April 29, 2015, 04:57:49 pm »
Who is this Marisnick guy?

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« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2015, 04:58:21 pm »
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« Reply #92 on: April 29, 2015, 04:59:22 pm »
We all are.  You formed us as youths.

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« Reply #93 on: April 29, 2015, 04:59:41 pm »
Lack of DH ends Keuchel's day

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« Reply #94 on: April 29, 2015, 05:00:16 pm »
Astros running wild!

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« Reply #95 on: April 29, 2015, 05:00:45 pm »
Lack of DH ends Keuchel's day

I hate not having a DH.
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« Reply #96 on: April 29, 2015, 05:00:52 pm »
there is this thing called the score. what is it?
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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #97 on: April 29, 2015, 05:01:26 pm »
Closer in a non-save situation 

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« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2015, 05:01:30 pm »
there is this thing called the score. what is it?

5-1 Astros.

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« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2015, 05:01:56 pm »
there is this thing called the score. what is it?

5-1 Gattis on first, no one out.  Kimbrel pulled

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« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2015, 05:02:00 pm »
5-1.  Gattis just swatted one backhanded.  It didn't have as much power as his overhead slam.
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« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2015, 05:02:01 pm »
When you have speed and you use it, you force teams to make plays. This team doesn't know how to not force the issue. I love it

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« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2015, 05:02:29 pm »
5-1 Gattis on first no one out.  Kimbrel pulled

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« Reply #103 on: April 29, 2015, 05:02:49 pm »
Marisnick just scored after Nieves tries to throws Marisnick stealing 3rd, but throws into LF instead.

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« Reply #104 on: April 29, 2015, 05:03:29 pm »
Carter also scored from 3rd on a Marisnick single to RF.

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ok, I checked my Score app
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« Reply #106 on: April 29, 2015, 05:04:14 pm »
Hoes just scored on an Altuve triple.

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« Reply #107 on: April 29, 2015, 05:04:28 pm »
5-1.  Gattis just swatted one backhanded.  It didn't have as much power as his overhead slam.

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« Reply #108 on: April 29, 2015, 05:05:36 pm »
Good lord. This implosion is  UH-GA-LEE.
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« Reply #109 on: April 29, 2015, 05:06:37 pm »
Good lord. This implosion is  UH-GA-LEE.

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« Reply #110 on: April 29, 2015, 05:06:53 pm »
Un-be-lievable.
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« Reply #111 on: April 29, 2015, 05:07:06 pm »
Altuve scores from 3rd on dribbler by Gonzalez. Bad throw from pitcher trying to throw Altuve out allows Gonzalez to reach 2nd safely.

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« Reply #112 on: April 29, 2015, 05:07:48 pm »
Springer flies out to end the top of the inning. Astros 7-1. Bottom of the ninth.

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« Reply #113 on: April 29, 2015, 05:08:13 pm »
T9:

Kimbrel in for the Padres...

Carter draws a leadoff walk
Carter moves to 2B on a wild pitch
Carter moves to 3B on a wild pitch
Marisnick singles to RF, Carter barely beats the throw in from RF, but scores
Marisnick steals 2B, as Nieves can't seem to catch anything
Conger pops out F2
Marisnick steals 3B, throw goes into LF, and scores on a TE2
Gattis, pinch hitting for Keuchel, singles to CF

And that's all for Kimbrel, Maurer in

Altuve doubles, Hoes pinch running for Gattis scores, Altuve to 3B on the throw
Marwin grounds back to the mound, pitcher throws it away at the plate, Altuve scores, Marwin reaches on a FC and moves to 2B on a TE1
Valbuena flies out F7
Springer flies out F8 to end the inning, but the Astros tack on 4 runs

Headed to the bottom of the 9th....Astros now lead 7-1
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« Reply #114 on: April 29, 2015, 05:09:26 pm »
there is this thing called the score. what is it?

You mean I've been sitting here doing PBP all afternoon for nothing?
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« Reply #115 on: April 29, 2015, 05:11:28 pm »
Oh man Carter.

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« Reply #116 on: April 29, 2015, 05:11:40 pm »
T9:

Kimbrel in for the Padres...

Carter draws a leadoff walk
Carter moves to 2B on a wild pitch
Carter moves to 3B on a wild pitch
Marisnick singles to RF, Carter barely beats the throw in from RF, but scores
Marisnick steals 2B, as Nieves can't seem to catch anything
Conger pops out F2
Marisnick steals 3B, throw goes into LF, and scores on a TE2
Gattis, pinch hitting for Keuchel, singles to CF

And that's all for Kimbrel, Maurer in

Altuve doubles, Hoes pinch running for Gattis scores, Altuve to 3B on the throw
Marwin grounds back to the mound, pitcher throws it away at the plate, Altuve scores, Marwin reaches on a FC and moves to 2B on a TE1
Valbuena flies out F7
Springer flies out F8 to end the inning, but the Astros tack on 4 runs

Headed to the bottom of the 9th....Astros now lead 7-1
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« Reply #117 on: April 29, 2015, 05:11:46 pm »
You mean I've been sitting here doing PBP all afternoon for nothing?

No, for us, which is next to nothing.
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« Reply #118 on: April 29, 2015, 05:11:50 pm »
Carter lazy assholes his way in to an error on a popup behind first.
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« Reply #119 on: April 29, 2015, 05:12:55 pm »
How's Springer doing?
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« Reply #120 on: April 29, 2015, 05:15:54 pm »
Blum cracks me up.

Padre hits a screamer foul up the 3rd base line. Fan reaches over the railing to try and make a play and it clanks off his hand and/or the wall.

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #121 on: April 29, 2015, 05:16:14 pm »
B9:

Myers with a popup to 1B, Carter nonchalantly let's it bounce off his glove, Myers to 2B
Solarte grounds out 6-3, Myers to 3B
Kemp grounds out 5-3, Myers scores an unearned run
Upton flies out F8 to end the game...

Astros sweep Padres with a 7-2 win
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« Reply #122 on: April 29, 2015, 05:17:35 pm »
Blum cracks me up.

Padre hits a screamer foul up the 3rd base line. Fan reaches over the railing to try and make a play and it clanks off his hand and/or the wall.

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« Reply #123 on: April 29, 2015, 05:20:24 pm »
No, for us, which is next to nothing.

Apparently so.
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« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2015, 05:21:27 pm »
Apparently so.

Thanks for doing it though.  It's the only way I kept up with the game. 

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« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2015, 05:22:28 pm »
Apologies, HH. I thought you had gone away. I did not have TV. Outstanding pop.
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« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2015, 05:23:18 pm »
Apologies, HH. I thought you had gone away. I did not have TV. Outstanding pop.

No worries.  We gotta figure out a better system for long innings where a lot of things happen.
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« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2015, 05:23:25 pm »
This has reached ridiculous levels.  Ridiculously Awesome.
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« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2015, 05:25:11 pm »
I hope they keep it up at home.
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« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2015, 05:25:25 pm »
This has reached ridiculous levels.  Ridiculously Awesome.

The scary part is we were an eyelash from going 9-0 on the road trip.  That loss in Seattle was a bitter one, missed late opportunities.

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« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2015, 05:28:04 pm »
I hope they keep it up at home.

No shit.  16 of the next 20 at home, with a weird reach around series in Los Angeles of Anaheim squeezed in there.  Perfect opportunity to crush some spirit.
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« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2015, 05:31:39 pm »
No shit.  16 of the next 20 at home, with a weird reach around series in Los Angeles of Anaheim squeezed in there.  Perfect opportunity to crush some spirit.

And Our Natural Rivals up next.
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« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2015, 05:32:51 pm »
No worries.  We gotta figure out a better system for long innings where a lot of things happen.

I like to make a separate post for scoring or particularly interesting plays in between half-inning summaries. I have to keep about three tabs going.

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« Reply #133 on: April 29, 2015, 05:45:11 pm »
I like to make a separate post for scoring or particularly interesting plays in between half-inning summaries. I have to keep about three tabs going.

That seems like too much work.  I'm just glad there seems to be renewed interest in the GZ.  It can be a ton of fun when we have a full house. 
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« Reply #134 on: April 29, 2015, 05:55:14 pm »
meant to say this earlier, glad you are back posting.

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« Reply #135 on: April 29, 2015, 06:00:31 pm »
Half any summaries are great, but it is tough with no TV when something obviously is happening, but no one says what. The top of the 9th was like that.
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« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2015, 06:29:09 pm »
You mean I've been sitting here doing PBP all afternoon for nothing?

Maybe he has you on ignore.
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« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2015, 06:37:39 pm »
Thanks for the pbp, I'm not allowed to watch tv while I work.  Bastards.
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Book closed on Kimbrel; He allows 3 earned runs. Before today, he had NEVER allowed 3 earned runs in an appearance (dating to 2010).

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Re: Astros @ Padres April 29, 2015
« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2015, 07:49:53 pm »
Blum cracks me up.

Padre hits a screamer foul up the 3rd base line. Fan reaches over the railing to try and make a play and it clanks off his hand and/or the wall.

Blummer - "What are you DOING, man?"

Yeah, there was a shot of Hinch talking to Keuchel after Keuchel's day was already done.  Ashby asks Blum, "What do you think Hinch is saying to Keuchel at this point?"  Blum: "'I love you'"

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« Reply #140 on: April 30, 2015, 08:28:45 am »
Saintly Sphinx has a recap for you.
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« Reply #141 on: April 30, 2015, 08:41:00 am »
Holy Schmoly, the Stros have a patron saint.
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« Reply #142 on: April 30, 2015, 08:53:16 am »
It is an excellent recap.
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« Reply #144 on: April 30, 2015, 10:56:42 am »
Saintly Sphinx has a recap for you.

Outstanding.

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« Reply #145 on: April 30, 2015, 11:40:09 am »
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« Reply #146 on: April 30, 2015, 02:41:26 pm »
That seems like too much work.  I'm just glad there seems to be renewed interest in the GZ.  It can be a ton of fun when we have a full house.

Personally, I post each at bat what happens. But it's a lot more of a commitment, especially when there are a lot of posts happening.
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