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Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« on: April 17, 2015, 05:08:44 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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RFKole Calhoun (L)
CFMike Trout (R)
1BAlbert Pujols (R)
DHMatt Joyce (L)
3BDavid Freese (R)
SSErick Aybar (S)
CChris Iannetta (R)
LFEfren Navarro (L)
2BJ. Giavotella (R)

Jered Weaver (R)  (0-2, 8.71)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
RF George Springer (R)
SS Jed Lowrie (S)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
DH Evan Gattis (R)
C Jason Castro (L)
1B Chris Carter (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Roberto Hernandez (R)  (0-1, 1.93)
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2015, 07:14:08 pm »
Altuve with a sparkler of a play to start the game.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2015, 07:17:37 pm »
T1:

Calhoun hits a bullet at Altuve, who knocks it down and throws him out.  Score it 4-3
Trout grounds out 6-3
Pujols grounds out to Aluve on the SS side of 2B, inning over

No score.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2015, 07:24:05 pm »
B1:

Altuve grounds out 6-3 on a close play.
Springer flies out F8
Lowrie (you're in trouble when *I'm* hitting third...) strikes out swinging

After 1...no score.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2015, 07:24:18 pm »
There are 2 outs in the 1st inning and I'm already tired of Ashby.  I hate how he uses the clearly inaccurate pitch tracker to be a contrarian dipshit.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2015, 07:28:51 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 17, 2015, 07:24:18 pm
There are 2 outs in the 1st inning and I'm already tired of Ashby.  I hate how he uses the clearly inaccurate pitch tracker to be a contrarian dipshit.
This may be the first time I've heard the Halos announcers, they are refreshingly competent and informative.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2015, 07:29:18 pm »
This is unlistenable. And this home plate umpire is fucking dogshit.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2015, 07:32:56 pm »
T2:

Joyce strikes out swinging
Freese strikes out swinging
Aybar grounds back to the box.

Still 0-0
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 07:40:30 pm »
B2:

Valbuena flies out F8
Gattis hammers a hanger into LF for a 4-game hitting streak!
Castro flies out F9
Carter flies out F9 to end the inning. 

Astros leave a man...no score after two.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2015, 07:48:02 pm »
T3:

Iannetta strikes out swinging
Navarro grounds out 6-3 on a nice play by Lowrie
Giovatella strikes out looking

Still nothing on the board. 
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2015, 07:55:44 pm »
B3:

Rasmus strikes out
Marisnick flies out F8
Altuve pops out F6.

Nothing doing
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2015, 08:06:47 pm »
T4:

Calhoun triples when Marisnick runs in a circle as the ball goes over his head.
Trout strikes out swinging
Pujols draws the ol' unintentional intentional walk
Joyce with a  sac fly F7, Rasmus with a perfect throw to the plate, as the ball beats the runner by five steps, but Castro steps on his dick, and the Halos take the lead.
Freese grounds out 6-3 to end the inning

Angels 1  Astros 0
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2015, 08:07:33 pm »
I still thought Castro got him. Did he not get the tag on him?
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2015, 08:08:36 pm »
Quote from: austro on April 17, 2015, 08:07:33 pm
I still thought Castro got him. Did he not get the tag on him?

After he hit the plate.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2015, 08:14:30 pm »
Gattis with a double! Ashby is a dick.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2015, 08:18:37 pm »
B4:

Springer grounds out 5-3
Lowrie grounds to 1B, but Weaver, covering the bag, simply drops the throw...E1
Valbuena flies out F7
Gattis doubles down the LF line, Lowrie to 3B
Castro, with a chance to atone for that iron bar in his glove...grounds out 4-3 to end the threat.

After 4...Angels lead 1-0
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2015, 08:21:54 pm »
Hernandez could really use some help from the bats (and gloves... Castro).
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2015, 08:25:50 pm »
Castro did what he could. Looked to me like it bounced up to his upper chest, he gloved and brought the tag down late. Not sure how he screwed up.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2015, 08:35:57 pm »
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Castro did what he could. Looked to me like it bounced up to his upper chest, he gloved and brought the tag down late. Not sure how he screwed up.

By letting it bounce up into his chest.  Turn the glove over and don't let the ball get to your body.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2015, 08:37:06 pm »
Altuve comes through with a RBI single!!! Runners on the corners with one out, tie game. Altuve steals second.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2015, 08:38:38 pm »
Fuck Marisnick.  Pull your head out of your ass.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2015, 08:39:13 pm »
What the fuck. Springer comes through and Marisnick drops a turd.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2015, 08:39:38 pm »
Marisnick doesn't tag and score on a potential sac fly by Springer.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2015, 08:40:32 pm »
And Lowrie grounds out to end the inning.  Marisnick's dick stomp cost the Astros the lead. 
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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2015, 08:46:19 pm »
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2015, 08:47:29 pm »
Boy Rasmus gave up on that ball awfully early.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2015, 08:48:54 pm »
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Marisnick doesn't tag and score on a potential sac fly by Springer.

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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2015, 08:50:24 pm »
This ump is crap.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2015, 08:50:55 pm »
Well shitfuck.  Trout with a 2-run homer.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2015, 08:51:39 pm »
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2015, 08:52:24 pm »
Trout puts a 2 run dinger in the Crawford boxes. That missed run by Marisnick hurts. I hope he never does that again.
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« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2015, 08:53:53 pm »
I don't think I can claim to be Colby Rasmus' biggest fan.
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« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2015, 08:55:07 pm »
Quote from: chuck on April 17, 2015, 08:53:53 pm
I don't think I can claim to be Colby Rasmus' biggest fan.

Well, I've come around a bit. I used to hate him.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2015, 08:58:15 pm »
Luis Valbuena is not a fast man, is he?
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« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2015, 09:01:24 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2015, 09:01:51 pm »
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2015, 09:02:21 pm »
Castro atones somewhat with a nice homer.
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« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2015, 09:05:11 pm »
I kind of fuckin' hate the Angels. Not like Ranger or Mariner hate but I still hate their guts.
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I kind of fuckin' hate the Angels. Not like Ranger or Mariner hate but I still hate their guts.

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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2015, 09:14:11 pm »
I switched over to the Angels broadcast. They don't talk all the time. They tend to let the picture tell the story. Almost too sparse but kind of nice compared to the mind-numbing  Ashby bantering. I'll listen for another half inning at least.
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« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2015, 09:16:26 pm »
Grossman leads off the bottom of the 7th with a bloop single. The Angels opt for a new pitcher again.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2015, 09:20:32 pm »
Altuve's gotta be bunting here.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2015, 09:21:23 pm »
Villar (pinch hitting) hits a flare to shallow RF, just like Grossman. men on first and second with no outs. Altuve at the plate.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2015, 09:23:35 pm »
Altuve walks, bases juiced, no outs for Springer.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2015, 09:23:50 pm »
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SPRINGER! KEEP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN!
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2015, 09:24:22 pm »
Spring ties it up with a sac fly.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2015, 09:25:51 pm »
Tie game, now runners on the corners with one out. Another pitching change.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2015, 09:29:15 pm »
Boy that hurts.  Bases loaded, no outs, and you squeeze out one run.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2015, 09:29:42 pm »
It's true, with JD Brown used to be an A, A- PBP guy, second only to an immortal like Scully. Now he's at best a C+.

I didn't mind Ashby so much on the radio. He was dry, sure, and a bit fake, but not the total dick he's become. It's a weird change. Intriguing, even.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2015, 09:40:38 pm »
Come the fuck on, bullpen. The ONE guy you can't groove 'em to.

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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2015, 09:41:08 pm »
You can't walk a guy in front of Trout.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2015, 09:42:20 pm »
My internet is crapping out... again... All I know is it's 6 to 3. I'm guessing Qualls gave up a three ruin bomb to Trout.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #53 on: April 17, 2015, 09:43:37 pm »
Motherfuck!!
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #54 on: April 17, 2015, 09:43:51 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 17, 2015, 09:42:20 pm
My internet is crapping out... again... All I know is it's 6 to 3. I'm guessing Qualls gave up a three ruin bomb to Trout.
You are correct.  And the typo is also correct.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #55 on: April 17, 2015, 09:48:14 pm »
Is it time to stick a fork in Qualls? He certainly hasn't inspired confidence for quite a while.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2015, 09:49:36 pm »
Fuck this piece of shit behind the plate tonight. His strikes zone is fucking TERRIBLE.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #57 on: April 17, 2015, 10:04:47 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 17, 2015, 09:49:36 pm
Fuck this piece of shit behind the plate tonight. His strikes zone is fucking TERRIBLE.

Jesus Christ. It's a strike or it isn't. You can't just randomly decide pitch to pitch!
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #58 on: April 17, 2015, 10:08:10 pm »
Ashby is a fucking idiot. He's looking up Houston Street on wikipedia and is confused because he's reading about a major east-west thoroughfare in lower Manhattan.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #59 on: April 17, 2015, 11:10:01 pm »
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2015, 09:13:39 am »
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2015, 09:14:24 am »
By the way, if I heard correctly, they're having Ron Brand in the booth tonight. Not sure which one.
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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2015, 09:25:45 am »
Quote from: austro on April 18, 2015, 09:14:24 am
By the way, if I heard correctly, they're having Ron Brand in the booth tonight. Not sure which one.

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Re: Halos @ Astros April 17, 2015
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2015, 12:59:19 pm »
Ah. A NeilT recap on a saturday morning. Normalcy has returned.
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