« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"  (Read 3330 times)

Uncle Charlie

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1072
    • View Profile
Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« on: April 13, 2015, 07:20:17 pm »
Maybe I have a bad memory, but I can't remember a worse selection than this year.  Granted it is a gift, so I need to remember that and not complain.  However, it would be nice to get something I would actually use.  This isn't confined to the Texans.  If one signs up for a golf tournament, conference, or something else of the same issue applies.  You might, and I mean might, get one useful thing out of it.

I liked the apron and of course the football in years past.
Logged
The test of a true champion is how he reacts to adversity on days when it is bound to come.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 09:12:17 pm »
What is it?
Logged
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

NeilT

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 11670
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2015, 08:20:27 am »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 13, 2015, 09:12:17 pm
What is it?

One of the quarterbacks from a past season.
Logged
"I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing... as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”  Charles Grassley

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2015, 02:20:04 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 13, 2015, 09:12:17 pm
What is it?
l like when I get a mouse pad, or better yet, a comb.
Logged
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

NeilT

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 11670
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2015, 02:22:30 pm »
When I go to the dentist, they always give me a new toothbrush.
Logged
"I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing... as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”  Charles Grassley

GreatBagwellsBeard

  • Contributor
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2990
  • The damn paterfamilias
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2015, 02:28:37 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on April 14, 2015, 02:22:30 pm
When I go to the dentist, they always give me a new toothbrush.
Well, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Logged
Drinking for two.

“I want to paint a mural of Houston for the kids, but I’m terrible at drawing swamp humidity"

Uncle Charlie

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1072
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2015, 09:54:48 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 13, 2015, 09:12:17 pm
What is it?
Trunk organizer with removable cooler bag OR football skin folio w writing pad.
Logged
The test of a true champion is how he reacts to adversity on days when it is bound to come.

Lefty

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3539
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2015, 10:58:18 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on April 14, 2015, 02:22:30 pm
When I go to the dentist, they always give me a new toothbrush.

And a fucking lollypop.  Mixed signals.
Logged
You may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 05:51:01 pm »
Quote from: Uncle Charlie on April 14, 2015, 09:54:48 pm
Trunk organizer with removable cooler bag OR football skin folio w writing pad.

Well, this wouldn't be the first year they give the latter. They've done that at least once before. And as for practical, I have much more use for a folio than a football.
Logged
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Dark Star

  • Veteran Role Player
  • Posts: 483
  • Stella Obscura
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2015, 07:53:39 am »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on April 14, 2015, 02:28:37 pm
Well, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

An old girlfriend gave me something once. I remember her calling to tell me, and me saying, "Clam dip? WTF?"
Logged
Shall we go, you and I, while we can,
Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds?

Fredia

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6896
  • Looking forward
    • View Profile
Re: Texans Season Ticket Holder "Gift"
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2015, 10:54:54 am »
ahhhh the gift that keeps on giving
Logged
forever is composed entirely of nows
Pages: [1]
« previous next »