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Fucking Jakes
« on: November 17, 2014, 12:11:18 pm »
Breaking on ESPN:

Cardinals acquire Heyward and Walden from Braves for Shelby Miller and Tyrell Jenkins.

Initial reaction: Co-ards totally get over on this one.  I don't see much in Miller.
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2014, 12:39:06 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on November 17, 2014, 12:11:18 pm
Breaking on ESPN:

Cardinals acquire Heyward and Walden from Braves for Shelby Miller and Tyrell Jenkins.

Initial reaction: Co-ards totally get over on this one.  I don't see much in Miller.

Heyward is in line to be a free agent after the 15 season.
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2014, 12:46:07 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on November 17, 2014, 12:11:18 pm
Breaking on ESPN:

Cardinals acquire Heyward and Walden from Braves for Shelby Miller and Tyrell Jenkins.

Initial reaction: Co-ards totally get over on this one.  I don't see much in Miller.

I like Miller's arm. I just wonder about his health long-term.
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2014, 12:46:38 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on November 17, 2014, 12:11:18 pm
Breaking on ESPN:

Cardinals acquire Heyward and Walden from Braves for Shelby Miller and Tyrell Jenkins.

Initial reaction: Co-ards totally get over on this one.  I don't see much in Miller.

I thought Miller finished the season well.  This doesn't appear that lopsided to me.  
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2014, 12:49:33 pm »
Besides, you're trading a pitcher to the Braves.  He's a shoo-in for Cy Young now.
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2014, 04:22:07 pm »
Random Texas college connections: Shelby Miller was an A&M baseball commit and Tyrell Jenkins was a Baylor football signee (quarterback) before each signed with StL out of high school.
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Re: Fucking Jakes
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2014, 04:34:37 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on November 17, 2014, 12:49:33 pm
Besides, you're trading a pitcher to the Braves.  He's a shoo-in for Cy Young now.

Or Tommy John.
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