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worse halloween costume ever
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:04:12 pm »
a bathroom wall complete with t/p and holder

who is dressing up tomorrow and as what?
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 06:09:35 pm »
I'm not sure what, but I'll probably wear something.  I'll see what's in my closet in the morning.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 07:54:04 am »
I'll be a pumpkin.  Somehow or other, I am in charge of a kids party from 6:00-7:00 tomorrow.  Damn kids are expensive.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 09:00:33 am »
Have a buddy (actually 2) that caddy on the PGA Tour, 1 gave me a caddy bib several years ago.  If I am forced to dress up, I just throw on tennis shoes, khaki shorts a polo, and the bib.  As easy (lazy) as it gets.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 10:11:55 am »
Two years ago I dressed up as a designated hitter, because it was the scaries thing I could think of.  I guess I'm used to it now.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 11:28:44 am »
Batgirl's idea is for someone to wear bowling shoes, carry a bowling ball and tape the letter "e" to their chest.  I didn't get it at first.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 11:30:48 am »
Quote from: Bench on October 31, 2014, 11:28:44 am
Batgirl's idea is for someone to wear bowling shoes, carry a bowling ball and tape the letter "e" to their chest.  I didn't get it at first.

My company recently held a bowling tournament.  One of the team names was along the exact same lines.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 11:36:17 am »
My kids encouraged my wife to buy me a Superman t-shirt a few months ago.  So my costume is easy now - throw that on under a suit, undo the top few buttons of the dress shirt and boom: Clark Kent.  I even have dark hair and glasses.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 12:06:52 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on October 31, 2014, 11:36:17 am
My kids encouraged my wife to buy me a Superman t-shirt a few months ago.  So my costume is easy now - throw that on under a suit, undo the top few buttons of the dress shirt and boom: Clark Kent.  I even have dark hair and glasses.

...and a six-pack, but on the inside, not the outside!
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 12:48:38 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on October 31, 2014, 11:36:17 am
My kids encouraged my wife to buy me a Superman t-shirt a few months ago.  So my costume is easy now - throw that on under a suit, undo the top few buttons of the dress shirt and boom: Clark Kent.  I even have dark hair and glasses.

A fedora would be the crowning touch.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2014, 12:56:09 pm »
We have a soirée to attend this evening, and are expected to be in costume. I intended to go as Slender Man, until one of my sweet children informed me I "didn't exactly fit the profile, anymore."

Fine. It would have been hard as fuck drinking beer with that thing over my face, anyway.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 12:59:24 pm »
I have cobbled together an absolutely terrible Hulk costume (we are going through a big superhero phase). There are 4 green items, none of which are remotely the same shade.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2014, 02:11:02 pm »
Current temp outside is at it's high for the day of 42 degrees F with a brisk 25 mph wind from the NW.   The wind will continue to blow and and at 6pm the temp is forecasted to be right at the freezing point.   I am thinking we'll get far fewer rascals at our front door this evening and I wonder if the gang of 13 year old boys coming over will venture forth.   I'm not dressing as anything but suburban householder...  that should be scary enough.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2014, 02:35:10 pm »
Quote from: Nate in IA on October 31, 2014, 02:11:02 pm
Current temp outside is at it's high for the day of 42 degrees F with a brisk 25 mph wind from the NW.   The wind will continue to blow and and at 6pm the temp is forecasted to be right at the freezing point.   I am thinking we'll get far fewer rascals at our front door this evening and I wonder if the gang of 13 year old boys coming over will venture forth.   I'm not dressing as anything but suburban householder...  that should be scary enough.

In such conditions, I would still go out, but costumed as Scott of the Antarctic.
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2014, 04:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Limey on October 31, 2014, 02:35:10 pm
In such conditions, I would still go out, but costumed as Scott of the Antarctic.

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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2014, 04:07:52 pm »
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Re: worse halloween costume ever
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2014, 03:21:04 pm »
Quote from: Limey on October 31, 2014, 02:35:10 pm
In such conditions, I would still go out, but costumed as Scott of the Antarctic.

My son and three of his friends went out for a hour in that stuff.. I was shocked they lasted that long but they did get a pretty good haul.

I don't think we had more than 10-15 trick or treaters at our door all night and most of them were being driven through the neighborhood
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