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Appel’s fast track causing Astros’ clubhouse uproar
« on: July 27, 2014, 02:04:30 pm »
Appel throws a 9AM BP session for the Astros pitching coach, prior to players arriving at the field.  Astro players are pissed?


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“Unbelievable,” one Astro said. “I’m not in a good mood.”

“So now you get rewarded for having an 11 ERA? And you have two guys down there (at Class A Lancaster) with 2 ERAs who can’t get called up?” the Astros player said on the condition of anonymity, alluding to Appel’s ERA and lefthander Josh Hader’s superb season at Lancaster.


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Re: Appel’s fast track causing Astros’ clubhouse uproar
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 02:12:37 pm »
WFW indeed, but it sounds like Porter has his players' backs on this one and may not be happy with the way the front office handled it.

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Re: Appel’s fast track causing Astros’ clubhouse uproar
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 02:25:52 pm »
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“Getting caught up with what a minor league player does shouldn’t affect them. They’re professionals. They’re getting paid handsomely to do a job and we expect them to go out there and do a job.”

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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 02:33:04 pm »
Fuck you. A high school kid could do your job. Asshole.

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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 04:05:41 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 04:20:24 pm »
This is another fine example of what I was talking about the other day. Luhnow is alienating the rest of the league, important agents and now for the second time recently his own players. Yet some of you guys want to focus blame on Ortiz.

The Astros were just swept at home - handily - by a team that is plainly not trying to win. I see no reason not to think that they won't have the first overall pick for an incredible fourth straight year. (Not that they've demonstrated any consistent ability to take advantage of that, quite the opposite, actually.) The organization is a league-wide joke and the big league team is on the cusp of mutiny.

It's funny. Now I have the unshakeable image of Ortiz sitting is a police substation getting grilled about Luhnow à la Verbal Kint.
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2014, 04:42:09 pm »
I don't agree with a lot of what has gone on with this team. Why was Appel in Lancaster? It's pretty clear this tandem thing didn't work given his health and injuries either. He needed mechanical work and stamina work. The trick is that I'm not on the fucking inside and neither are any of us. We can speculate and judge all we want to, but we don't really know a goddamn thing other than what we convince ourselves of by remote observation of about 1% of what actually goes on.

But this other ancillary stuff - losing games, getting crosswise with an agent, supposedly alienating the rest of the league - all that is extraneous. The question at hand here is that we're supposed to all of a sudden accept the lens of JdJO as to clubhouse unrest and that players offered their opinions to him, knowing they'd be printed.

We've seen before how biased and bush league he is. It's entirely possible that two guys on the fringe got upset and said something. I'm sure something happened, but this is a team without leaders or real experience, and fanning the flames of a couple of frustrated guys is pure Bullshit 101. The players shouldn't have popped off. Right or wrong, pissed about this or something else, it was not handled well and JdJO is running around trying to tease this into something it isn't so he'll have another run of columns to write. That's what I blame him for.
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Re: Appel’s fast track causing Astros’ clubhouse uproar
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2014, 04:51:33 pm »
Not sure why now, but I just get the feeling that Porter is about to get the axe.

Anyway, the latest from the clubhouse...

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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2014, 04:55:38 pm »
Classic Ortiz. He tweets it so we'll all know, but he gives the credit to Drellich. Dick.
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2014, 04:56:07 pm »
If the team played in a real city with a real media this sort of thing would be revealed all the time because rather than one guy standing around trying to discreetly pull his Jockeys out of his ass crack there would be dozens of motivated reporters running around trying to stir up shit. I'm not nearly as scandalized by this as I might be.

But it's true, it's all ancillary to what happens on the field. I was about to say we all see happens there but that's not quite true, is it?
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2014, 04:57:12 pm »
I hope Porter doesn't pay for the fiasco above him.  

I not sure about the significance of the article, or pinning it on the pinwheel. Does his promotion contradict some of the axioms on the pinwheel?  

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2014, 05:03:42 pm »
If the team played in a real city with a real media this sort of thing would be revealed all the time because rather than one guy standing around trying to discreetly pull his Jockeys out of his ass crack there would be dozens of motivated reporters running around trying to stir up shit.

That's absolutely true. I'd hope that if this were the case, the team would've been burned so badly by their continual PR fuckups that they'd actually have working professionals in place who could take care of that sort of thing, instead of the interns and social media mavens they currently have.

I want to be clear here - I'm not defending the team or the front office. I'm saying JdJO is full of shit and is entirely capable of stirring up a storm of some magnitude just by playing fast and loose with the facts and taking advantage of kids who have no better ideas about how professionals take care of business. This team needs leaders as much as it needs people in the front office with a fucking clue.
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2014, 05:25:09 pm »
I'm not nearly as scandalized by this as I might be.

You think entire organization is a fraud and you don't know what is going on. Why would you be scandalized?

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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2014, 05:30:03 pm »
I want to be clear here - I'm not defending the team or the front office. I'm saying JdJO is full of shit and is entirely capable of stirring up a storm of some magnitude just by playing fast and loose with the facts and taking advantage of kids who have no better ideas about how professionals take care of business. This team needs leaders as much as it needs people in the front office with a fucking clue.

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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2014, 05:33:14 pm »
You think entire organization is a fraud and you don't know what is going on. Why would you be scandalized?

Given that I actually watch quite a few of the games I would say that I have a much better idea of what goes on than do most people who claim to follow the team.
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2014, 06:09:05 pm »
I don't agree with a lot of what has gone on with this team. Why was Appel in Lancaster? It's pretty clear this tandem thing didn't work given his health and injuries either. He needed mechanical work and stamina work.

This part is beyond me that anyone is trying to make this case.  Not just you but the front office and media types.  He was in Lancaster to get a little real game work before being promoted to Corpus.  Luhnow fucked this all up by not keeping him in Kissimmee until he was ready.  He would have been in a tandem in Corpus so that argument is bogus.  If he'd been sent to Corpus instead of Lancaster, knowing what we know now, he'd been lit just as bad by the better-than-high-A AA hitters.  People throwing out the high winds are full of shit.  They don't affect to any where near that extent pitchers who throw quality strikes.  Case in point the winds don't seem to be bothering Hader.

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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2014, 06:13:20 pm »
Given that I actually watch quite a few of the games I would say that I have a much better idea of what goes on than do most people who claim to follow the team.

Of course, it's a whole other issue that you have to move to Panama to be able to watch the fucking team.
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2014, 06:15:28 pm »
It would be nice to know which players are upset.  Other than Springer or Altuve, I'm not sure anybody else really matters, including Porter.

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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2014, 06:21:32 pm »
I can't wait for the backlash when Porter is fired.  It's almost too predictable.

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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2014, 06:22:20 pm »
It would be nice to know which players are upset.  Other than Springer or Altuve, I'm not sure anybody else really matters, including Porter.

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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2014, 06:29:03 pm »
It would be nice to know which players are upset.  Other than Springer or Altuve, I'm not sure anybody else really matters, including Porter.
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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2014, 06:37:49 pm »
I just don't understand the entitlement. This is a team that just got swept by the Marlins at home.  They should be thanking the Astros for the opportunity to play in the big leagues.

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« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2014, 06:50:33 pm »
This part is beyond me that anyone is trying to make this case.  Not just you but the front office and media types.  He was in Lancaster to get a little real game work before being promoted to Corpus.  Luhnow fucked this all up by not keeping him in Kissimmee until he was ready.  He would have been in a tandem in Corpus so that argument is bogus.  If he'd been sent to Corpus instead of Lancaster, knowing what we know now, he'd been lit just as bad by the better-than-high-A AA hitters. 

I'm saying what you're saying - not that Lancaster per se was wrong, but why was he there and in a tandem when he clearly did not have the strength or the stamina for it yet? He needed to work on his mechanics and his health first.
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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2014, 07:35:24 pm »
Ah, here's the real source of hurt feelings. As usual, it's JdJO whose feelings are hurt.

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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2014, 08:29:35 pm »
Guess who hates JdJO and wants to talk to a pro?

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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2014, 09:06:00 pm »
I don't understand why these mouth-breathers (hello, JdJO) would find it so odd that a guy on his way to Corpus from California -- which, big surprise, probably involves transiting through Houston -- might throw a bullpen session for the big brass.

I wish Twitter had never been invented. Anything that causes people to stop for 5 seconds and think about what they're about to say is a good thing.

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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2014, 09:14:33 pm »

For the record, it took me 6 or 7 seconds to pop this off.

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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2014, 09:34:20 pm »
Your poor wife.

She thought this was hilarious.
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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2014, 09:45:44 pm »
I'm saying what you're saying - not that Lancaster per se was wrong, but why was he there and in a tandem when he clearly did not have the strength or the stamina for it yet? He needed to work on his mechanics and his health first.

I don't think we can rule out the appendix.  Maybe it does serve a purpose after all.
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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2014, 09:49:03 pm »
I don't think we can rule out the appendix.  Maybe it does serve a purpose after all.

I don't know: I've still got mine, and nobody is asking me to pitch for them.
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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2014, 09:51:17 pm »
I don't know: I've still got mine, and nobody is asking me to pitch for them.

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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2014, 09:52:07 pm »
It would be nice to know which players are upset.  Other than Springer or Altuve, I'm not sure anybody else really matters, including Porter.

Who's the mouthiest middling 'neck on the team?
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« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2014, 10:14:21 pm »
Who's the mouthiest middling 'neck on the team?

I would still need to be convinced that something was said in the first place.  You get a ball player with a room temperature IQ, alone with some dipshit 'journalist', a few leading questions and not entirely faithful recording of the responses and this is what you can get.  Anonymity, really... what is this, Watergate or Contragate?  I try to like Bo but this makes him look like a dummy.  Quiet news day? Storm in a tea cup anyway. 
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2014, 05:56:05 am »
I have this eery feeling that we're about to see a massive roster change and managerial change.
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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2014, 06:35:42 am »
Stick it up your ass, JdJO. I bet he makes 25-30K to go out and stir the pot.

Fuck you. A high school kid could do your job. Asshole.

You do know McCracken said that, right?  His ML career, current position and respect in the baseball world means he gets to say that and anything like that all day long, in my book.
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« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2014, 08:10:50 am »
You do know McCracken said that, right?  His ML career, current position and respect in the baseball world means he gets to say that and anything like that all day long, in my book.

That McCracken said what I quoted? Yes, I thought it was the mature, sane part of the whole article and that's why I quoted it. Unless you have an instance of him telling JdJO to stick it up his ass, which I agree with as well.
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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2014, 05:38:49 pm »
Footer is chiming in on Twitter. I can't copy it or link to it from here, but it's pretty good. It's quite clear that she and McTaggart have little respect for JdJO.
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« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2014, 05:43:14 pm »
Footer is chiming in on Twitter. I can't copy it or link to it from here, but it's pretty good. It's quite clear that she and McTaggart have little respect for JdJO.

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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2014, 06:45:25 pm »
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« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2014, 08:16:11 pm »
And McTaggert's article pretty much shits all on JdJO's "story"

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/hou/jason-castro-no-ill-will-among-astros-toward-top-pick-mark-appel?ymd=20140728&content_id=86743930&vkey=news_hou

"As far as I know, nobody had a problem with Mark coming here and throwing on his way to Corpus, on his bullpen day," Castro said. "It's pretty much what it boils down to. It pretty much is a non-issue for everyone here. On a personal note, I'm happy for him that he's moving on up and getting out of Lancaster and going to Corpus, and hopefully he has success there. There are no feelings of ill will or anything like that in the clubhouse here toward him or anything like that. I wanted to clear that up."

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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2014, 08:46:44 pm »
Drellich is pushing back on McTaggert's story on twitter if that interests you.

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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2014, 08:56:19 pm »
He is new around here, he doesn't realize what a troll JdJO is.
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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2014, 11:00:58 pm »
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That’s fair RT @MadHatterBelvin: @EvanDrellich Everyone believes it was a thing. No one understands WHY it was a thing.
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« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2014, 08:15:28 am »
Castro indicated that whoever made the comments to the Chron were mostly kidding:

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« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2014, 08:24:19 am »
Castro indicated that whoever made the comments to the Chron were mostly kidding:

When in doubt, trust the Stanford grad.  Right, Bizdy?

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« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2014, 09:32:35 am »
Castro indicated that whoever made the comments to the Chron were mostly kidding:
In this instance I'm inclined to think that at least one or two guys were actually bitching about it (why is beyond me), but in general I can absolutely believe that Ortiz would either not realize a player was joking/being fake angry, or simply use it as an excuse to stir shit up.
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« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2014, 09:56:25 am »
I can absolutely believe that Ortiz would either not realize a player was joking/being fake angry, or simply use it as an excuse to stir shit up.

Especially once Luhnow wouldn't answer his questions about it.
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« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2014, 10:09:30 am »

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You know, everyone who refuses to believe this was a thing — do you think @OrtizKicks posted a story on Appel on the pinwheel? Snuck in?

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That’s fair RT @MadHatterBelvin: @EvanDrellich Everyone believes it was a thing. No one understands WHY it was a thing.

What the fuck does this mean?  Are those supposed to be words and sentences?  Is there a coherent thought in there somewhere?  No wonder Drellich can't be taken seriously.
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2014, 10:12:08 am »
Castro indicated that whoever made the comments to the Chron were mostly kidding:

When in doubt, trust the Stanford grad.  Right, Bizdy?

I work with a bunch of Stanford PhD grads.  They:

1.  Are really smart.
2.  Never shut up.
3.  Can't write worth a shit.
4.  Are lousy dressers.
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« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2014, 12:03:07 pm »
Does Ortiz get paid per click?

Basically, yes.
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« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2014, 12:31:14 pm »
I work with a bunch of Stanford PhD grads.  They:

1.  Are really smart.
2.  Never shut up.
3.  Can't write worth a shit.
4.  Are lousy dressers.

I got a Masters in philosophy, which is a whole different kettle of fish from those who pursued useful degrees. In other words, only 2-4 apply.
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« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2014, 12:38:53 pm »
I got a Masters in philosophy, which is a whole different kettle of fish from those who pursued useful degrees. In other words, only 2-4 apply.

These are mostly PhDs in chemistry or biochemistry.  I was in a meeting a few months ago and there were 12 of us, and I was the only non-PhD, though one was from Cal Tech and one from Berkeley.  I told them that they had to be able to explain their work to me because a) I'm the one who approves their invoices, and b) at some point they're going to have to explain it to other non-biochemists, so if they can make *me* understand, they can make anyone.  Couldn't do anything about their stripes and plaid combos, however.
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« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2014, 12:50:35 pm »
  Couldn't do anything about their stripes and plaid combos, however.

Have them virtually outsource their style (this is apparently what is hot among the fashionless, SF tech set).

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« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2014, 12:54:56 pm »
Have them virtually outsource their style (this is apparently what is hot among the fashionless, SF tech set).

https://www.trunkclub.com/



So this is basically just adult Garanimals.  I suppose it leaves them free to remember to bathe, so that's a plus.
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« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2014, 12:56:28 pm »
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« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2014, 12:57:42 pm »
So this is basically just adult Garanimals.  I suppose it leaves them free to remember to bathe, so that's a plus.
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« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2014, 12:59:29 pm »
Have them virtually outsource their style (this is apparently what is hot among the fashionless, SF tech set).

https://www.trunkclub.com/

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« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2014, 01:00:42 pm »
How in the the hell is JdJO back covering the Astros again, and why any of y'all are bothering to pay him any heed whatsoever?
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« Reply #60 on: July 29, 2014, 01:01:24 pm »
75% of the ads on my Facebook and twitter feeds are from these people.

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« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2014, 01:01:47 pm »
How in the the hell is JdJO back covering the Astros again, and why any of y'all are bothering to pay him any heed whatsoever?

He got kicked off of the middle school soccer beat
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« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2014, 01:02:39 pm »
Maybe they are trying to tell you something

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« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2014, 01:09:01 pm »
This has been a problem for braniac science-types for a while. For instance, Bruce Banner, way back in the early issues of the Hulk, decided to only buy white shirts and purple slacks, so he never had to think about what to wear. Left him free to focus on other things, like not getting angry.

I refuse to accept that being smart and dressing like a clown are necessarily related. 
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« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2014, 04:44:19 pm »
Maybe they are trying to tell you something

What it tells me is he needs to get some adblock.
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« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2014, 04:49:03 pm »
What it tells me is he needs to get some adblock.

My adblock doesn't do anything to in-line facebook ads or promoted tweets
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« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2014, 04:56:21 pm »
My adblock doesn't do anything to in-line facebook ads or promoted tweets

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that you have a master's degree in philosophy.
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« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2014, 05:22:51 pm »
I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that you have a master's degree in philosophy.

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« Reply #71 on: July 31, 2014, 08:44:26 am »
Rotoworld saying that Appel went 5 scoreless last night in debut with AA.  http://www.rotoworld.com/playernews/mlb/baseball-player-news

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« Reply #72 on: July 31, 2014, 09:20:54 am »
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« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2014, 07:15:28 pm »
So since JdJO's faux mutiny, the Astros won 2/3 from the best team in baseball and then took 3/4 from a team that is on pace to make the playoffs.  Not a bad weeks stretch, and if wasn't for 1 bad 9th inning from the teams closer, they win 6 of 7, instead of 5 of 7.   During the 7 game stretch the Astros outscored the Jays/A's 41-21.
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« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2014, 08:24:51 pm »
So since JdJO's faux mutiny, the Astros won 2/3 from the best team in baseball and then took 3/4 from a team that is on pace to make the playoffs.  Not a bad weeks stretch, and if wasn't for 1 bad 9th inning from the teams closer, they win 6 of 7, instead of 5 of 7.   During the 7 game stretch the Astros outscored the Jays/A's 41-21.

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« Reply #78 on: August 04, 2014, 06:37:14 am »
As with the tombstone,  all credit to the chron
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