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The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« on: July 26, 2014, 06:22:31 pm »
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2014, 06:24:12 pm »
Fish get an early lead... 1 - 0 middle of the first.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2014, 06:24:41 pm »
Your belated lineups for tonight's game:

Fish

LFC. Yelich (L)
CFJ. Valdespin (L)
DHG. Stanton (R)
3BCasey McGehee (R)
1BGarrett Jones (L)
CJ. Saltalamacchia (S)
RFReed Johnson (R)
2BDonovan Solano (R)
SSA. Hechavarria (R)
Tom Koehler (R)  (6-7, 3.85)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Marwin Gonzalez (S)
DH Chris Carter (R)
C Jason Castro (L)
3B Matt Dominguez (R)
1B J. Singleton (L)
LF Marc Krauss (L)
CF E. Hernandez (R)
RF Robbie Grossman (S)
HOU: Jarred Cosart (R)  (9-6, 4.23)
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2014, 06:27:32 pm »
Castro with a two run blast.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2014, 06:30:04 pm »
Castro with a two run blast.

Let's hope that can snap the team out it's current malaise.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 06:30:55 pm »
Man, they've apparently added at least 14 months to the calendar since I was in school. Who knew?
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2014, 06:32:18 pm »
A Carter single and Castro blast gives the good guys the lead.

1 - 2  Astros after the 1st.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2014, 06:32:35 pm »
Man, they've apparently added at least 14 months to the calendar since I was in school. Who knew?

That's the aboriginal walkabout calendar.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2014, 06:34:18 pm »
Man, they've apparently added at least 14 months to the calendar since I was in school. Who knew?

Ok, now I got it.  I forgot you blokes do things arse about.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2014, 06:45:00 pm »
I wish Cosart could get his mechanics figured out. They gave his BB walk in June when he did so well. Forgot the number but they were few.

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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2014, 06:45:03 pm »
Cow art may be pitching according to the aboriginal walkabout calendar.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2014, 06:46:24 pm »
He's taken the count to full on 4 of ten batters. I doubt he see's the 4th tonight.

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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2014, 06:49:21 pm »
Cow art may be pitching according to the aboriginal walkabout calendar.

A calendar is at odds with walkabout philosophy.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2014, 06:50:43 pm »
A calendar is at odds with walkabout philosophy.

That'd be the one he's using then.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2014, 06:51:33 pm »
I cant watch this on an empty stomach, I will get some breakfast and hope they are out of this innings when I get back.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2014, 07:02:31 pm »
That'd be the one he's using then.

I'm not usually good at these type of discussions unless I have had about  4 - 8 Coronas...  But I think I see what you mean.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2014, 07:07:11 pm »
Yeah, the sun's above the yardarm here in Houston.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2014, 07:12:06 pm »
Cosart finally gets a scoreless frame.

Fish lead 5 - 2, bottom 3.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2014, 07:19:28 pm »
Yeah, the sun's above the yardarm here in Houston.

I also feel uncomfortable with this type discussion because it reminds me of how ignorant I really am about indigenous culture.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2014, 07:27:02 pm »
I cant watch this on an empty stomach, I will get some breakfast and hope they are out of this innings when I get back.

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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2014, 07:29:50 pm »
Cow art may be pitching according to the aboriginal walkabout calendar.
Jarred Cow Art?
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2014, 07:31:37 pm »
There's that cricket background poking through.

The game lasts 30 hours, you got to keep your strength up.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2014, 07:41:50 pm »
Krauss double counts for nothing.

Fish lead 5 - 2 after 4.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2014, 07:48:36 pm »
5th was easily Cosart's best, on 95 pitches now.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2014, 07:52:57 pm »
Jarred Cow Art?

That's great.  That's auto correct at it's best. 
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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2014, 07:54:10 pm »
That's great.  That's auto correct at it's best. 

I assumed it was the alcohol.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2014, 07:55:27 pm »
I assumed it was the alcohol.

There hasn't been enough for that kind of thinking. 

Chris Carter sure looks like a different player.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2014, 07:58:09 pm »
Astros plate 1 in the bottom of the 5th but Fish still lead 5 - 3.

Can we please not give the run straight back in the next frame.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2014, 09:20:04 pm »
There hasn't been enough for that kind of thinking. 

Chris Carter sure looks like a different player.

Don't worry, I picked him up for my other fantasy team for next week. That ought to shut him down.
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Re: The game that no one cared about - 26/07/14
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2014, 09:29:44 pm »
Fish add a couple of insurance runs and now lead 7 - 3 after 8 1/2.

I don't think is enough though, I feel like there is a big rally on the way.
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« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2014, 09:32:22 pm »
Fish add a couple of insurance runs and now lead 7 - 3 after 8 1/2.

I don't think is enough though, I feel like there is a big rally on the way.

Absolutely.
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« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2014, 09:41:56 pm »
Absolutely.

And when I know what day it will happen, I will be sure to let you know...

Astros down 7 - 3 after out hitting them 12 to 9.
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