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ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« on: May 17, 2014, 02:18:48 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee:

White Sox

2BGordon Beckham (R)
3BConor Gillaspie (L)
DHJose Abreu (R)
1BAdam Dunn (L)
LFDayan Viciedo (R)
SSAlexei Ramirez (R)
CFA. De Aza (L)
CTyler Flowers (R)
RFMoises Sierra (R)
Hector Noesi (R)  (0-0, 11.81)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
RF George Springer (R)
CF Dexter Fowler (S)
C Jason Castro (L)
3B Matt Dominguez (R)
1B Marc Krauss (L)
DH Chris Carter (R)
LF Alex Presley (L)
SS Marwin Gonzalez (S)
HOU: Jarred Cosart (R)  (2-3, 4.30)
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2014, 03:49:54 pm »
Astros put a crooked number on the board in the first frame, plating four, including Castro's three run dong. 4-0 Astros Top 2
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2014, 03:55:48 pm »
Cosart gives two back in the top of 2nd and is over 40 pitches now through two. I guess we get the bad Cosart today that has control issues.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2014, 04:12:59 pm »
Cosart looks pretty rancid at the moment.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2014, 04:18:38 pm »
Gives up another run in the 3rd to cut the lead to 4-3.  Cosart is all over the place.  Jerome Williams up in the pen.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2014, 04:21:30 pm »
Gives up another run in the 3rd to cut the lead to 4-3.  Cosart is all over the place.  Jerome Williams up in the pen.

Cosart doesn't know how to finish a guy off with a K when he needs it. He needs to learn that and soon.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2014, 04:45:32 pm »
Man, Springer is painful to watch.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2014, 04:53:20 pm »
God, I hate that fuckin' shift.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2014, 04:59:27 pm »
B5:

Fowler with a big fly!

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2014, 05:15:12 pm »
Castro with another caught stealing.  He doesn't have the rocket arm, but I love his quick release.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2014, 05:16:59 pm »
And as soon as I type that, it's reviewed and overturned. 
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2014, 05:18:08 pm »
Altuve seemed pretty sure he got the out.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2014, 05:23:34 pm »
Altuve seemed pretty sure he got the out.

It is had to tell if the umps got it right in the first place and based on the replays we got it is hard to know why they overturned the original call.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2014, 05:34:33 pm »
Cosart doesn't know how to finish a guy off with a K when he needs it. He needs to learn that and soon.

He's not a big K guy is he?

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2014, 05:41:21 pm »
Tony Sipp, yeah baby!
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 05:46:13 pm »
Man, Springer is painful to watch.

What did he do this time? I just tuned in to see him take a breaking ball the other way, very pretty.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2014, 05:47:09 pm »
Tony Sipp, yeah baby!

TCB, you gotta like this guy.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2014, 05:50:49 pm »
What did he do this time? I just tuned in to see him take a breaking ball the other way, very pretty.

At the plate...taking two belt high fastballs then hacking at a 58-footer.  With RISP.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2014, 06:01:32 pm »
Is there a worse offensive combo of DH/1B in the league? Their production is probably 60-70% of league average.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2014, 06:02:56 pm »
Not wasting any time using Farnsworth. Hope he is a good pickup.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2014, 06:07:17 pm »
Nevermind. Walk and a double. He is fitting right in.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2014, 06:08:23 pm »
That was a rather nice catch there by Springer.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2014, 06:12:47 pm »
Not wasting any time using Farnsworth. Hope he is a good pickup.

Farnsworth wasting no time getting hammered.  6-5 now, with two on, two out.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2014, 06:14:16 pm »
Farnsworth pisses me off. The fact that he fucking blows only makes it worse.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2014, 06:15:32 pm »
Downs in for Farnsworth...still two on, two out.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2014, 06:17:20 pm »
T:8

Downs ends the threat, but the Sox pick up a pair to make it a 1-run game.

6-5 Astros.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2014, 06:20:11 pm »
Farnsworth pisses me off. The fact that he fucking blows only makes it worse.

He was with the Rays for a couple of years and was pretty decent, but they seem to get the best out of whoever goes there, most of the time anyway.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2014, 06:21:12 pm »
I wonder where this Farnsworth fellow fits in Luhnow's rebuilding plan.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2014, 06:30:13 pm »
Astros leave the bases loaded in the 8th.  On to the 9th with a 1-run lead.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2014, 06:32:25 pm »
Beltran looks like Uncle Fester with that shaved skull.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2014, 06:39:15 pm »
Qualls closes it out...Astros win!!!
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2014, 06:39:35 pm »
That's a wrap.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2014, 06:39:52 pm »
Whew.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2014, 06:46:04 pm »
Nerve wracking stuff but nice to win.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2014, 12:06:12 am »
Man, Springer is painful to watch.

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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2014, 06:00:52 am »
WFW

In defense of HH, Springer's RF play has been comically atrocious, reminiscent of the 1962 steM.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2014, 07:57:26 am »
Hey, it's just like Texas...can't see the fucking game here either.
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Re: ChiSox @ Astros May 17, 2014
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2014, 10:38:56 am »
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That doesn't make me feel better watching Springer play RF like Timmy Lupus.
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