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Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« on: May 10, 2014, 02:18:14 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's game:

Astros

2BJose Altuve (R)
CFDexter Fowler (S)
CJason Castro (L)
3BMatt Dominguez (R)
LFAlex Presley (L)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
DHChris Carter (R)
1BMarc Krauss (L)
SSJonathan Villar (S)
HOU: Collin McHugh (R)  (2-1, 2.79)

Orioles

RF Nick Markakis (L)
3B Manny Machado (R)
LF Nelson Cruz (R)
CF Adam Jones (R)
DH Matt Wieters (S)
SS J.J. Hardy (R)
C Steve Clevenger (L)
1B Steve Pearce (R)
2B Jonathan Schoop (R)
BAL: Miguel Gonzalez (R)  (1-3, 5.28)
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2014, 06:28:46 pm »
2nd inning, Springer's home run puts the Astros up 1-0.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 07:06:58 pm »
Sparkie just said the Astros have no HRs from the 4th hole this year.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 07:12:13 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on May 10, 2014, 07:06:58 pm
Sparkie just said the Astros have no HRs from the 4th hole this year.

That's rather pitiful. Sure would be nice to have Abreu slotted there. Castro needs to pick it up in the 3 hole as well. He's striking out way too much.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2014, 07:17:22 pm »
Astros 2 - 0 with 4 complete.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2014, 07:30:50 pm »
Quote from: morningwood75 on May 10, 2014, 07:12:13 pm
That's rather pitiful. Sure would be nice to have Abreu slotted there. Castro needs to pick it up in the 3 hole as well. He's striking out way too much.
TV crew speculating that Castro may have a nagging hand injury. Close-up shot of his bat handle showed tape wrapped around making a sort of cushion where his index finger rests.

Whatever the reason, it seems like he's missed a lot of hittable pitches this year.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2014, 07:46:40 pm »
Dominguez single and Springer double set up Carter with 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Can he put the ball in play to score a run??
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2014, 07:48:01 pm »
Shit. Put it in play... but a weak pop-up just on the OF grass. Up to Krauss. Fuck.

In any case, Astros lead 2-0 in the 6th.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2014, 07:51:46 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on May 10, 2014, 07:48:01 pm
Shit. Put it in play... but a weak pop-up just on the OF grass. Up to Krauss. Fuck.

In any case, Astros lead 2-0 in the 6th.

We don't get that many opportunities that we can piss 'em away like that.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2014, 07:53:01 pm »
Ugh Krauss, you poor sucky bastard.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2014, 07:56:31 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 10, 2014, 07:53:01 pm
Ugh Krauss, you poor sucky bastard.

It was bad, but I think Karter was worse.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2014, 08:08:34 pm »
Ugh. That's just bad karma.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2014, 08:09:49 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 10, 2014, 07:56:31 pm
It was bad, but I think Karter was worse.

But at least there's power there. I haven't seen anything worthwhile from Krauss.

How's Singleton doing?
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2014, 08:11:55 pm »
O's with the bases juiced on three fluke singles. No outs.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2014, 08:12:18 pm »
Wild pitch. Tied at 2.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2014, 08:17:31 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 10, 2014, 08:11:55 pm
O's with the bases juiced on three fluke singles. No outs.
The 3rd one (Pearce) was a solid line drive up the middle, though he had to practically one-hand it.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2014, 08:17:44 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 10, 2014, 08:08:34 pm
Ugh. That's just bad karma.

You believe in kama?  I am shocked.
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2014, 08:19:02 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on May 10, 2014, 08:17:31 pm
The 3rd one (Pearce) was a solid line drive up the middle, though he had to practically one-hand it.

It was a blooper he hit off his shoe laces.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2014, 08:21:29 pm »
Wow, Astros get a break on bad base running.
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Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 10, 2014, 08:17:44 pm
You believe in kama?  I am shocked.

It's a figure so speech. Don't get weirded out.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2014, 08:25:48 pm »
Quote from: Matt on May 10, 2014, 08:09:49 pm
But at least there's power there. I haven't seen anything worthwhile from Krauss.

How's Singleton doing?

.294/.408/.627 with 25 walks and 33 strikeouts in 34 games.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2014, 08:26:43 pm »
Nice job bullpen. Tied 2-2 headed to the 8th.
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2014, 08:29:29 pm »
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It's a figure so speech. Don't get weirded out.

That's ok thtn, if lawyers started to believe in kama then...  I don't even know how to finish that sentence.

In other news Astros dodge a bullet in the 7th.
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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2014, 08:30:18 pm »
I guess "blooper" and "shoe laces" can be interpreted rather liberally, then.
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That's ok thtn, if lawyers started to believe in kama then...  I don't even know how to finish that sentence.

In other news Astros dodge a bullet in the 7th.

You know I'm not a lawyer, right?

Castro leads off the 8th with a knock.
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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2014, 08:32:20 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on May 10, 2014, 08:30:18 pm
I guess "blooper" and "shoe laces" can be interpreted rather liberally, then.

Everything can be.

Dominguez quickly grounds into 6-4-3 twin killing.
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« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2014, 08:34:47 pm »
Hoes grounds out to end the Astros' half. Still 2-2.
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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2014, 08:36:27 pm »
We may be witnessing the first MLB team in history where the 3 worst hitters on the team are the DH, 1B, and LF.
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« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2014, 08:37:41 pm »
B8: Cruz deposits first pitch int the CF seats. 3-2 O's.
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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2014, 08:40:29 pm »
I don't like how Fowler catches fly balls at his waist.
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You know I'm not a lawyer, right?

Castro leads off the 8th with a knock.

Not sure why I thought you were a lawyer, there are a bunch of great lawyer jokes but I don't know how to get one in here...
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We may be witnessing the first MLB team in history where the 3 worst hitters on the team are the DH, 1B, and LF.

Which proves that you have to go with unconventional tactics when you stink as bad as the
Astros?
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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2014, 08:46:32 pm »
Where was that hit when there were runners on 2nd and 3rd?
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2014, 08:48:00 pm »
T9:

Springer strikes out
Carter with a hit!!!!
Marwin Gonzalez into run for Carter
Krauss actually having a decent at bat...
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« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2014, 08:50:27 pm »
What a time to have to go out, Mother's day here.

Get us a win...
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« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2014, 08:50:59 pm »
And Krauss with a double!!!

For some reason, Marwin runs like a cat with peanut butter on his paws.

Keuchel in to pinch run for Krauss.
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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2014, 08:53:34 pm »
Villar grounds to 2b, Marwin in the pickle. Keuchel moves to 3b, Villar to 2b.

Altuve up.
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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2014, 08:54:31 pm »
Altuve 2-run single with 2 outs in the 9th.
4-2 Astros
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« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2014, 08:54:39 pm »
Altuve!!!!!!

Single scores two!  Astros up 4-3.
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2014, 08:58:08 pm »
And it starts to pour down rain.
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« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2014, 08:59:22 pm »
Fowler draws a walk. Castro up.
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« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2014, 09:01:04 pm »
Castro pops out to end the inning, but the Astros take the lead, 4-3.

On the bottom of the 9th.
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« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2014, 09:01:25 pm »
O's almost pulled an Astro-esque move on that pop-up there.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2014, 09:02:45 pm »
We'll not yet. Umps decide on the rain delay.
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« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2014, 09:03:02 pm »
The "hop-up" slide gets style points. Great inning. The Krauss at bat was stellar.
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« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2014, 09:07:16 pm »
It's barely sprinkling, and the tarp is on the field.
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« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2014, 09:15:26 pm »
Well this is boring as shit.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2014, 09:19:04 pm »
Anybody got a good rain delay story?
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2014, 09:21:06 pm »
Did a Doppler check. 15 minutes, maybe?
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Anybody got a good rain delay story?

It involves Rice football. That okay?
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Did a Doppler check. 15 minutes, maybe?

Where the hell is das?  He'd better not be at the game.
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« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2014, 09:22:49 pm »
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It involves Rice football. That okay?

Anything is fair game in rain delay.
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« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2014, 09:29:53 pm »
This could really suck for Bass if he's been announced.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2014, 09:33:01 pm »
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It involves Rice football. That okay?

Bonus points if it's SWC-related. Even if not, I'll still read it.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2014, 09:33:44 pm »
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It involves Rice football. That okay?
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2014, 09:38:08 pm »
Cliff Note version: 60th Anniversary of stadium opening. Saw Chuck and Homer. MOB sported umbrellas. THE KEN STARR got roasted. I was really drunk at the time?
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« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2014, 09:42:47 pm »
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Cliff Note version: 60th Anniversary of stadium opening. Saw Chuck and Homer. MOB sported umbrellas. THE KEN STARR got roasted. I was really drunk at the time?

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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2014, 09:43:48 pm »
Hell my Rice Stadium story is better than that. It involves Sherry, a sophomore at UT on Spring Break.  I even had a drag race with a Metro bus later that night.
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« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2014, 09:46:20 pm »
The shit is east of the Chesapeake now for Staubach's sake, play ball!
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« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2014, 09:47:39 pm »
Lady on twitter say it is supposed restart at 10:55 pm.
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« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2014, 09:50:27 pm »
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Lady on twitter say it is supposed restart at 10:55 pm.

What lady?  Is she reliable?
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« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2014, 09:55:40 pm »
Julia Morales, I just forgot her name.
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Re: Astros @ Orioles May 10, 2014
« Reply #62 on: May 10, 2014, 09:56:14 pm »
Alright... We're ready to go. Bass still in there.
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« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2014, 09:58:27 pm »
B9:

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« Reply #64 on: May 10, 2014, 09:59:57 pm »
Pearce flies out F-7. Two we got.
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« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2014, 10:02:08 pm »
Schoop with an infield single dribbler.
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« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2014, 10:03:17 pm »
Markakis singles. Tying run to 2b.
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« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2014, 10:05:43 pm »
Machado walks. Bases loaded, two out.
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« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2014, 10:06:14 pm »
Delmon Young in to PH.
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« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2014, 10:09:38 pm »
Young with an infield single, Schoop scores, we're tied at 4.
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« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2014, 10:10:26 pm »
Jones pops out. Extra innings.
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« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2014, 10:12:10 pm »
One pitch away...twice, and neither time did the ball make it out of the infield.
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« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2014, 10:12:18 pm »
this sucks.  it really does.
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« Reply #74 on: May 10, 2014, 10:12:57 pm »
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Cliff Note version: 60th Anniversary of stadium opening. Saw Chuck and Homer. MOB sported umbrellas. THE KEN STARR got roasted. I was really drunk at the time?

You didn't seem all that drunk.

Although thinking about it you did initially spring into my field of vision and begin talking to me as if I were someone else.
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« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2014, 10:13:26 pm »
Astros are 6 for 14 in save opportunities. Spectacular.
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« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2014, 10:14:30 pm »
T10:  Dominguez leads off with a single.
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« Reply #77 on: May 10, 2014, 10:14:32 pm »
How the hell have you been, anyway? If I recall correctly you sidestepped from Baptism to Anglicanism so I assume you have a new wardrobe at the very least.
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Astros are 6 for 14 in save opportunities. Spectacular.

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« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2014, 10:15:45 pm »
Hoes sacrifices Dominguez to 2b with one out. Springer to the plate.
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« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2014, 10:18:22 pm »
Springer K's for the third time tonight. He is so overwhelmed at this level.
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Springer K's for the third time tonight. He is so overwhelmed at this level.

You can't argue with his production at the lower levels but there is quite a bit not to like about his swing. And his approach, really.
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« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2014, 10:24:10 pm »
Marwin strikes out.
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You can't argue with his production at the lower levels but there is quite a bit not to like about his swing. And his approach, really.

He's like a deer in the headlights he's so unready for Big League pitching.
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He's like a deer in the headlights he's so unready for Big League pitching.

Unlike the rest of Los Astros.
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« Reply #85 on: May 10, 2014, 10:28:20 pm »
Clemens in for the Astros in the T10.

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Unlike the rest of Los Astros.

The rest of the team just lacks talent. Springer looks scared shitless.
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« Reply #87 on: May 10, 2014, 10:29:24 pm »
Hardy with another infield single.
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« Reply #88 on: May 10, 2014, 10:31:56 pm »
Clevenger doubles to RF. Springer looks like a monkey trying to fuck a football in RF and the Astros complete the dick stepping 5-4. My God this bullpen is horrible.
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« Reply #89 on: May 10, 2014, 10:33:48 pm »
If you thought the Astros were going to win with a one-run lead in the ninth, two outs and no one on, YUFU.
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If you thought the Astros were going to win with a one-run lead in the ninth, two outs and no one on, YUFU.

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« Reply #91 on: May 10, 2014, 10:38:07 pm »
Why the fuck can't Springer hit the cutoff man on the fly? He bounced it in to him.
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Why the fuck can't Springer hit the cutoff man on the fly? He bounced it in to him.

Why can't he field a ground ball?  How is a rainbow made?  How does a posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?  It just does.
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« Reply #93 on: May 10, 2014, 10:42:29 pm »
The shitty thing is who do you bring up to replace all the sucky players? There isn't anyone.
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The shitty thing is who do you bring up to replace all the sucky players? There isn't anyone.

These are the guys brought in to replace the sucky ones.
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« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2014, 10:44:49 pm »
The starting pitching on this team should win 90 games.  The bullpen will ensure they win 30.
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« Reply #96 on: May 11, 2014, 06:15:18 am »
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I don't like how Fowler catches fly balls at his waist.

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