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Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« on: May 03, 2014, 12:58:48 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee:

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CFM. Saunders (L)
RFStefen Romero (R)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
DHCorey Hart (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
1BJustin Smoak (S)
LFCole Gillespie (R)
SSBrad Miller (L)
CMike Zunino (R)
SEA : Hisashi Iwakuma (R)  (0-0, 0.00)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
CF Dexter Fowler (S)
C Jason Castro (L)
3B Matt Dominguez (R)
1B Marc Krauss (L)
DH Chris Carter (R)
RF Alex Presley (L)
LF Marwin Gonzalez (S)
SS Jonathan Villar (S)
HOU : Dallas Keuchel (L)  (2-1, 3.56)
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2014, 03:52:47 pm »
0-0 Bottom 3 Keuchel hasn't been too bad today and actually has put together a string of quality starts. He's proving me wrong about him.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2014, 04:02:19 pm »
Astros plate two on a Villar triple, scoring Gonzalez, who had singled, and a sacrifice fly by Altuve. 2-0 Top 4
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2014, 04:23:06 pm »
Keuchel works around a catcher's interference. 2-0 Bottom 5
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2014, 04:40:37 pm »
Dipshits get one back. 2-1 Bottom 6
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2014, 04:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 03, 2014, 04:40:37 pm
Dipshits get one back. 2-1 Bottom 6
Man, I hate the shit out of those waterlogged barnacle bitches.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2014, 04:51:23 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 03, 2014, 04:44:35 pm
Man, I hate the shit out of those waterlogged barnacle bitches.

I wish I could hate these guys but after I am done hating the red soxs and yanks, there is nothing left.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2014, 04:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 03, 2014, 04:51:23 pm
I wish I could hate these guys but after I am done hating the red soxs and yanks, there is nothing left.

After the long and storied history between the Astros and Mariners, how can you help but hate them.  Squid suckers.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2014, 05:04:57 pm »
Walk, walk walk, walk, double. 4-2 Seacocks.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2014, 05:15:00 pm »
8 runs for the Seawanks in the 7th and it ain't over.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2014, 05:19:45 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on May 03, 2014, 05:15:00 pm
8 runs for the Seawanks in the 7th and it ain't over.

Calm down, they only ended up with 9.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2014, 05:23:58 pm »
KK hits one out.  That was a taylor-made Karter situation.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2014, 05:33:32 pm »
MarGo singles and Villar goes deep.  Game on (again)?
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2014, 05:40:06 pm »
Jose walks, steals second and driven in courtesy of a Fowler dribbler to short and Mariner's dick step. 

 9 - 6, them.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2014, 05:44:53 pm »
Fowler caught stealing ends the 7th.

Good guys back in it.

Mariners 9 - 6.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2014, 05:52:55 pm »
FIELDS! takes care of the 8th.  Walks a batter (of course) but no damage done.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2014, 06:07:41 pm »
Come in off your ledges people, the rally continues...
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2014, 06:19:55 pm »
And the rally leaves the bases loaded...9-8 Mariners, headed to the 9th.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2014, 06:21:03 pm »
Astros get 2 more in the 8th trail by 1.

2 more in the 9th and we walk off winners.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2014, 06:23:05 pm »
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And the rally leaves the bases loaded...9-8 Mariners, headed to the 9th.

This is so we get 9th inning drama.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2014, 06:26:29 pm »
Come on Astros!
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2014, 06:29:15 pm »
Great time for MLBtv to hit a wall.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2014, 06:36:15 pm »
Winning run on 1B...Dominguez called out on strike on a pitch 37 inches off the plate.  Down to the last out.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2014, 06:37:42 pm »
Krauss with a lazy fly ball to end the game.  Astros with 4 LOBsters in the last 2 innings...take it in the shorts, 9-8
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2014, 06:39:27 pm »
At least they were able to make it interesting.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2014, 06:40:00 pm »
The fight back was fun but it was a case of too little, too late.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2014, 06:44:54 pm »
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At least they were able to make it interesting.

Yeah, a lot of time they look lame in those situations.  At least they kept battling today.

I didn't see all of yesterday's game so I can watch it now and feel a bit better.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2014, 09:48:16 am »
muy bien, gracias.
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Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 03, 2014, 06:21:03 pm
Astros get 2 more in the 8th trail by 1.

2 more in the 9th and we walk off winners.

I was listening to something the other day (MLB TV?) and they said that the Astros have yet to score a run in the 9th inning all year. If true, I guess that streak is still alive. ESPN also had this little tidbit on their bottom-of-the-screen scroll at lunch on Friday: the Astros are one of two teams without a home run from the cleanup position all year.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2014, 11:29:27 am »
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2014, 12:29:25 pm »
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muy bien, gracias.
+uno

"Just like their season, close is the best you can hope for these days" made me laugh.

OK, one question (for anyone), because I didn't see this game at all. Fowler was caught stealing to end the 7th? Why the hell was he trying to steal (he's kinda sucked at it, in his career) down by 3 runs in the 7th? Or... no, I can't think of any reason. Why?
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2014, 12:46:18 pm »
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+uno

"Just like their season, close is the best you can hope for these days" made me laugh.

OK, one question (for anyone), because I didn't see this game at all. Fowler was caught stealing to end the 7th? Why the hell was he trying to steal (he's kinda sucked at it, in his career) down by 3 runs in the 7th? Or... no, I can't think of any reason. Why?

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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2014, 01:04:25 pm »
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+uno

"Just like their season, close is the best you can hope for these days" made me laugh.

OK, one question (for anyone), because I didn't see this game at all. Fowler was caught stealing to end the 7th? Why the hell was he trying to steal (he's kinda sucked at it, in his career) down by 3 runs in the 7th? Or... no, I can't think of any reason. Why?

Porter sent him because he wants him to get thrown at today. They've got some big demonstration planned, flyovers and paratroopers and stuff, and Porter's cap is supposed to explode and a dozen midgets will jump out of it dressed in spider costumes. It's going to be great.
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Re: Motherfucking Seahags v. Astros May 3, 2014
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2014, 01:31:44 pm »
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Porter sent him because he wants him to get thrown at today. They've got some big demonstration planned, flyovers and paratroopers and stuff, and Porter's cap is supposed to explode and a dozen midgets will jump out of it dressed in spider costumes. It's going to be great.

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