Author Topic: Stinking Despicable Sea Pricks @ Astros May 2, 2014 (Read 2986 times)

Mr. Happy · « **on:** May 02, 2014, 02:46:05 pm »

Your lineups for tonight's game:

Dipshits

RFM. Saunders (L)
SSBrad Miller (L)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
DHCorey Hart (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
1BJustin Smoak (S)
LFDustin Ackley (L)
CMike Zunino (R)
CFAbraham Almonte (S)
SEA : Felix Hernandez (R) (3-1, 2.40)

Astros

2B Jose Altuve (R)
CF Dexter Fowler (S)
C Jason Castro (L)
RF George Springer (R)
DH Marc Krauss (L)
1B Jesus Guzman (R)
LF Alex Presley (L)
3B Matt Dominguez (R)
SS Jonathan Villar (S)
HOU : Brad Peacock (R) (0-2, 5.95)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2014, 06:38:12 pm »

Here is a video of Stinking Despicable Sea Pricks in action.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2014, 07:43:58 pm »

0-0 after 1.5.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2014, 07:44:39 pm »

Krause takes a base on balls to lead off the bottom of the 2nd.

Bench · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2014, 07:47:50 pm »

So far every DirecTV extra innings live look-in at the Astros game has been Felix striking someone out.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2014, 07:53:28 pm »

Marc Krauss walked
Jesús Guzmán struck out swinging
Alex Presley grounded out to second, Marc Krauss to second
Matt Domínguez walked
Jonathan Villar struck out looking
End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:01:10 pm »

Top 3rd: Seattle

Mike Zunino struck out swinging
Abraham Almonte walked
Michael Saunders grounded into double play first to shortstop, Abraham Almonte out at second
End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:05:08 pm »

Altuve, Fowler, and Castro to bat in the third.

Altuve with a bunt single, he had a double in the first inning.

One on, no outs for Fowler.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:08:25 pm »

Fowler with a single through the left side, Altuve to second.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:11:55 pm »

Castro with a long fly to center field badly played by Almonte, who gets an error, scores Altuve and leaves Fowler on second with Castro on first.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:13:17 pm »

Krause gets a single and Fowler scores, Castro to second. No outs, Astros 2 Sea Pricks 0.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:17:57 pm »

Bottom 3rd: Houston

   José Altuve reached on bunt single to pitcher
   Dexter Fowler singled to shortstop, José Altuve to second
   Jason Castro singled to deep center, José Altuve scored, Dexter Fowler to second
   George Springer struck out swinging
   Marc Krauss singled to shallow center, Dexter Fowler scored, Jason Castro to second
   Jesús Guzmán struck out swinging

End of 3, Astros 2 Sea Pricks 0.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:20:36 pm »

Miller breaks up the no-hitter with a single in the fourth.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:23:29 pm »

Top 4th: Seattle

Brad Miller singled to shallow right
Robinson Canó flied out to left
Corey Hart grounded into double play shortstop to second to first, Brad Miller out at second
End of 4.5 (0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Astros 2 Sea Pricks 0

jbm · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:28:45 pm »

Peacock can turn on a dime, multiple times throughout a game. 10 great pitches, 8 terrible ones, 10 great ones, etc. Must drive the coaches nuts.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:31:01 pm »

Bottom 4th: Houston

Matt Domínguez lined out to left
Jonathan Villar walked
Jonathan Villar stole second
José Altuve grounded out to third
Dexter Fowler grounded out to second
End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

Still Astros 2 - Sea Pricks 0

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:42:41 pm »

Top 5th: Seattle

Kyle Seager singled to right
Justin Smoak struck out swinging
Kyle Seager stole second
Dustin Ackley grounded out to third
Mike Zunino homered to deep left, Kyle Seager scored

Game tied, 2 all.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:47:22 pm »

Abraham Almonte grounded out to shortstop
End of 4.5 Astros 2 Sea Pricks 2

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2014, 08:48:38 pm »

Got to go eat.

jbm · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2014, 09:13:45 pm »

Bunt single,
blown play by Guzman but gets and out,
Walk
Soft liner to left. Bases loaded
Fly to the wall that Springer could have gloved but didn't. Two runs score
Strikeout
Ground out to first

4-3 seahags

jbm · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2014, 09:27:02 pm »

Hernandez out. Wilhelmsen in for Seattle.

Nice play at the wall for out one on Pressley
Groundout to third for second for Domingo
Villar singles and aggressively gets to second on what is ruled an error
Villar steals third without a throw
Altuve walks
Altuve steals second uncontested
Fowler Ks to strand the runners

4-3 Seattle

Hopefully the good guys will come back as they are swinging it better tonight, but the Rockets start soon

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2014, 05:56:09 am »

Springer gets off of the schneid and avoids the platinum sombrero by hitting a walk off single to win it in 11, 5-4.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2014, 09:45:03 am »

There's not much finer than waking up to good coffee, a fine breakfast, and a recap of a game with Seattle by NeilT.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2014, 11:21:22 am »

Neil, did you get any photos?

chuck · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2014, 11:30:20 am »

Where were all the lesbians?

NeilT · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:45:11 pm »

As to the first question, I took seven pictures with seven cameras in seven locations. Then I erased them seven times. I was going to video the fish toss, but no one was there with me, so they just tossed the fish. As to the second question, here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4&feature=kp