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did y'all know
« on: April 23, 2014, 09:37:09 am »
that advertising on craigslist that you are interested in ice skating means you want to buy crystal meth? I am foreman of a Travis County Grand Jury and learned that recently.
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 09:41:04 am »
No, I did not.  Mainly because I don't go to craigslist, I don't ice skate and I don't want to buy crystal meth.  But, it is good to know if I hear anyone talking about it.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2014, 09:49:09 am »
I expect to see this question opening up a Geico commercial.

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2014, 10:18:52 am »
Beware of those interested in mud-bogging.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 10:21:29 am »
Beware of those interested in mud-bogging.

I was just gonna say...what does it mean if I advertise I want to pick a peck of pickled peppers?  Not that I do.  As far as you know.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 10:30:18 am »
that advertising on craigslist that you are interested in ice skating means you want to buy crystal meth? I am foreman of a Travis County Grand Jury and learned that recently.

Now I bet that is an interesting thing to participate in.

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 10:40:29 am »
Now I bet that is an interesting thing to participate in.

it is the most interesting this I have ever done. this is my second time.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 10:47:55 am »
Son of a bitch. Not only do I have to come up with another phrase, but do you know how hard it is to get good help these days?
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2014, 11:01:37 am »
No wonder that all the folks who showed up to meet me at the Galleria were so seedy. 
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2014, 11:03:23 am »
it is the most interesting this I have ever done. this is my second time.

If I ever get the chance I'll jump at it.

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2014, 11:58:12 am »
If I ever get the chance I'll jump at it.

I never actually make it on the jury.

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2014, 12:59:13 pm »
I've never been on a grand jury, but while I was practicing law, I got selected to be on two criminal juries, for one of which I was the foreman. In that one, we convicted the defendant on, interestingly enough given my background, an I-12 drug trafficking/mule case. I had to sweat and sit with 63 pounds of marijuana in the room. I found it to be fascinating stuff. The notions that some otherwise highly educated people have in the jury room about the case was something to behold. I spent half my time saying that what a juror thought that they saw during the trial didn't really happen that way and trying to keep everyone focused on the facts. What some people noticed during the trial was downright frightening to me. I used to use that experience with my estate planning clients, most of whom were well heeled financially, that they had no peers down at the courthouse, so it was far better to stay out of the newspaper and out of court than ot litigate with one another.

The other case never went to verdict because a plea deal was reached on a lesser charge after the jury had been impaneled. That case was fascinating too because the defendant robbed a convenience store with a squirt gun. The primary charge was armed robbery. They pled to a robbery charge, which had very little jail time in the local jail, whereas the armed robbery charge in which the penalty if convicted was ten years at hard labor in a state penitentiary. .
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2014, 01:15:32 pm »
No wonder that all the folks who showed up to meet me at the Galleria were so seedy. 

I just figured they didn't have any teeth because they fell on the ice a lot. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2014, 01:18:27 pm »
I never actually make it on the jury.

Serving on a grand jury is much different selection process than a trial jury.  Grand jurors are not selected randomly and often tend to be people who have done it before or have a particular interest. 
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2014, 01:23:45 pm »
I've never been on a grand jury, but while I was practicing law, I got selected to be on two criminal juries, for one of which I was the foreman. In that one, we convicted the defendant on, interestingly enough given my background, an I-12 drug trafficking/mule case. I had to sweat and sit with 63 pounds of marijuana in the room.

I'm surprised  you didn't exercise your constitutional right of jury nullification.  
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2014, 01:26:26 pm »
I'm surprised  you didn't exercise your constitutional right of jury nullification.  

That didn't cross my mind. It was all too fascinating.
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 11:11:14 am »
Serving on a grand jury is much different selection process than a trial jury.  Grand jurors are not selected randomly and often tend to be people who have done it before or have a particular interest. 

Light shed on the "shrouded world" of Texas grand juries.

In [a leaked transcript], grand jurors don't just inquire. They interrogate. They intimidate. They appear to abandon their duty to serve as a check on overzealous government prosecution and instead join the team.
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2014, 01:06:28 pm »
Light shed on the "shrouded world" of Texas grand juries.

In [a leaked transcript], grand jurors don't just inquire. They interrogate. They intimidate. They appear to abandon their duty to serve as a check on overzealous government prosecution and instead join the team.

total fucking bullshit.
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2014, 01:16:59 pm »
Light shed on the "shrouded world" of Texas grand juries.
 

Ugh. So much wrong with all of that... and yet none of it was surprising.
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2014, 01:42:17 pm »
Certainly there is a rogue grand jury form time to time; but it is the rarest exceptions. The notion that the cited example is somehow typical or representative is ridiculous in the extreme.
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