Author Topic: Royals @ Astros Series Preview (Read 2264 times)

Ebby Calvin · « **on:** April 15, 2014, 10:05:33 am »

Ron Brand · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:17:09 am »

Very nice, Bench!

Limey · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2014, 10:44:04 am »

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Chen is the most tenured Panamanian major leaguer and is known for regaling the youngsters with his madcap tales of stealing mangos from some angry gringo’s tree back home.

[Golf Clap]

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I’m getting none of the enjoyment of watching or reading the story.

Or seeing any of the tits.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:12:22 am »

Great job, Bench! The inability to watch games on TV has definitely allowed me to make progress on my reading lately, too.

roadrunner · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:23:53 am »

may go to the bar tonight so I can watch this Yordano fella

chuck · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:24:37 am »

Yeah, sure, you jokers talk a good game but how many of you can claim to have actually shouted HEY, GET OFF MY LAWN!?

Hmm?

That's what I thought.

NeilT · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:36:49 am »

Good job Bench, but really, the recaps here will tell you everything you need to know about the games.

Bench · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:46:07 am »

Quote from: NeilT on April 15, 2014, 11:36:49 am

Good job Bench, but really, the recaps here will tell you everything you need to know about the games.

They're generally more enjoyable than the games as well. Certainly on Friday nights.

Bench · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:46:50 am »

Quote from: Limey on April 15, 2014, 10:44:04 am

Or seeing any of the tits.

No comment.

Bench · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:47:13 am »

Quote from: chuck on April 15, 2014, 11:24:37 am

Yeah, sure, you jokers talk a good game but how many of you can claim to have actually shouted HEY, GET OFF MY LAWN!?

Hmm?

That's what I thought.

I've actually never even thought it.

Limey · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2014, 11:53:18 am »

Quote from: chuck on April 15, 2014, 11:24:37 am

Yeah, sure, you jokers talk a good game but how many of you can claim to have actually shouted HEY, GET OFF MY LAWN!?

...in Spanish.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2014, 12:29:36 pm »

Excellent work, Bench!!! Thank you!!!

chuck · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:01:23 pm »

Quote from: Bench on April 15, 2014, 11:47:13 am

I've actually never even thought it.

Not even when the drunk tranny was vomiting on your hydrangeas?

Bench · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2014, 01:07:55 pm »

Quote from: chuck on April 15, 2014, 01:01:23 pm

Not even when the drunk tranny was vomiting on your hydrangeas?

Heavens no. I held her wig for her.

Reuben · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2014, 02:25:34 pm »

Excellent read.

austro · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:02:33 pm »

Nice job, Bench. Thanks for the book tip.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2014, 08:22:17 pm »

Good job, Mr. Bench.

Dark Star · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2014, 07:50:15 am »

Excellent!

And, "Son of a Bench" and "Batboy" are nice, but I though you guys were naming him Hunter?

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2014, 09:28:27 am »

Quote from: Dark Star on April 16, 2014, 07:50:15 am

Excellent!

And, "Son of a Bench" and "Batboy" are nice, but I though you guys were naming him Hunter?

Hunter's the cocker spaniel.

BudGirl · « **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2014, 09:44:45 am »

Quote from: Ebby Calvin on April 16, 2014, 09:28:27 am

Hunter's was the cocker spaniel.

FIFY