Author Topic: Astros hosting the Angels 04/05/2014 (Read 5608 times)

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **on:** April 05, 2014, 06:33:43 pm »

End of 1st inning, 1-0 Astros.

Altuve single, SB,
Jesus, rbi hit.
Altuve score

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:35:06 pm »

Lance and Roy in the booth with Brownie.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:35:31 pm »

Free game on MLBtv.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:49:49 pm »

Angels tie it on a double off the wall by Kendrick. A little more traffic, but Keuchel gets out of it

Middle of the 2nd, knotted at 1

Ron Brand · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:50:42 pm »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on April 05, 2014, 06:35:31 pm

Free game on MLBtv.

It teases me every fucking time, and yet all I get is the radio feed.

It's been worse though.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:52:35 pm »

Ten current MLB players played at the Astrodome. Sparky's good for stuff like that.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:54:57 pm »

I know LaTroy Hawkins is one.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:55:56 pm »

Puma and Oswalt in the radio booth now.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:57:58 pm »

A.J. Burnett, Bart Colon...

Ron Brand · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2014, 06:59:28 pm »

You could live your whole life and striking out Mike Trout would still be a damn highlight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:00:44 pm »

After Hoes' misadventure Puma says that the low bank of lights facing RF are the worst in the majors.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:02:09 pm »

Pooholes gets a lucky double courtesy of the lights in L.J. Hoes eyes.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:07:33 pm »

Overbay... can't think of anyone else. Jeter?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:08:26 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 05, 2014, 07:02:09 pm

Pooholes gets a lucky double courtesy of the lights in L.J. Hoes eyes.

How the fuck is that a double but the rocket by Guzman that almost killed someone an error?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:09:22 pm »

Ibanez?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:11:03 pm »

I LOVE when Pooholes makes an ass out of himself in front of thousands.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:11:19 pm »

Pooholes, hahahahahaha...

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:13:47 pm »

That was great, especially the wtf look on his face.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:14:50 pm »

That wasn't Pujols's fault.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:16:13 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:14:50 pm

That wasn't Pujols's fault.

Letting the ball fly was. That's good enough for me.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:16:58 pm »

Ausmus was one of the ten, I think.

EDIT: Y'know, that's just stupid.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:17:14 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:14:50 pm

That wasn't Pujols's fault.

Minor detail.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #22 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:22:02 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 05, 2014, 07:16:13 pm

Letting the ball fly was. That's good enough for me.

Someone's gotta get on the bag. Pujols gets the error but he did nothing wrong.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #23 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:22:55 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:22:02 pm

Someone's gotta get on the bag. Pujols gets the error but he did nothing wrong.

I didn't see it, but he couldn't have just held the ball?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:23:10 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 05, 2014, 07:16:58 pm

Ausmus was one of the ten, I think.

EDIT: Y'know, that's just stupid.

Has anyone informed Sparks that Ausmus is retired and now a manager?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #25 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:24:27 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 05, 2014, 07:22:55 pm

I didn't see it, but he couldn't have just held the ball?

Yeah, but of course any infielder could just do that on any ground ball. That won't get an out though. You expect that someone is going to cover 1b on a grounder.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #26 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:24:47 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:23:10 pm

Has anyone informed Sparks that Ausmus is retired and now a manager?

I don't know that Sparks said that. They might've just been talking about him, and I was at most halfway paying attention. Then some dim wires got crossed in my brain and out it came.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #27 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:25:06 pm »

Aybar strikes out on a pitch that hits him. You don't see that often.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #28 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:26:08 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:24:27 pm

Yeah, but of course any infielder could just do that on any ground ball. That won't get an out though. You expect that someone is going to cover 1b on a grounder.

We're talking about Pooholes here. The margin between invisibility and assholism is microscopic.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:26:46 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:25:06 pm

Aybar strikes out on a pitch that hits him. You don't see that often.

Not often enough, anyway.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:29:19 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 05, 2014, 07:26:46 pm

Not often enough, anyway.

Yeah, it's funny as long as it's not your guy.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:30:09 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on April 05, 2014, 07:26:46 pm

Not often enough, anyway.

Often enough for Aybar, or generally speaking?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:32:42 pm »

Ding Dong!

Ouch.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:32:48 pm »

Quote from: Aussie Astro on April 05, 2014, 07:30:09 pm

Often enough for Aybar, or generally speaking?

Like HH says, funny when it's not your guy.

Nate Colbert · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:33:48 pm »

Advantage, Tucker...

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Preston Tucker hit a laser to right off Jon Gray...first homer of the year for the #cchooks. Corpus Christi up 2-0

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:35:00 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:32:42 pm

Ding Dong!

Ouch.

That would make you eyes water a little.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:38:11 pm »

Keuchel's change is blowing some minds tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #37 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:39:36 pm »

Dr. Strangeglove?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #38 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:40:43 pm »

Boy the Astros' outfield is simply awful.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #39 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:41:03 pm »

I gotta go do my rockly duties. Bring home the W, guys.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:42:51 pm »

Shitfuck. Hamilton puts the game away.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:44:34 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 07:40:43 pm

Boy the Astros' outfield is simply awful.

I thought it was the lights?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2014, 07:55:18 pm »

The Astros are putting on a hitting weak ground balls clinic.

Aussie Astro · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2014, 09:16:19 pm »

Done, LAA take it 5 – 1 and the scores line is flattering to the Astros.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #44 on:** April 05, 2014, 09:16:33 pm »

Well, .500 was fun while it lasted.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #45 on:** April 06, 2014, 09:11:13 am »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 05, 2014, 09:16:33 pm

Well, .500 was fun while it lasted.

I have a feeling that we won't see it again for a while.