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Rangers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« on: August 09, 2013, 04:51:35 pm »
One of the really nice things about being Series Preview editor is - for one thing - enjoying the consistently outstanding level of the literary contributions to the effort, all made by (I presume) regular fucks like myself, who only ever write as an avocation ... either for the sheer joy of it, or because it is the only way to keep all the angst and bile and mental garbage from clogging up the veins and arteries and neural paths and shit.

Either way, we the readers are the beneficiaries. We have introduced some new blood into the preview-writing environs this season, in the form of guest previewers, and I for one am very pleased with the results.

This week, our guest previewer is a long-time participant/poster in the TZ and Game Zone, but has (as far as I know) not contributed to the literary side of things here, before now. She is an academic and a suburban mom, from the Houston area and a long-time Astros die-hard. She is literate and funny, can pull off the intellectual bit by day, and the soccer mom thing after work; can be the demure north Metroplex suburban mom, or can - at times - cuss like Marianne Faithfull or somebody. And, oh yeah, she looks a lot like Dana Delany ... or, how Dana Delany would look if she had a husband and multiple kids and held down a job plus ran the household; plus, if Crane & Co. would just fucking let her, watched the Astros game on the TV every night.

So, without further adieu, I give you the Rangers-Astros series preview, courtesy of 94CougarGrad.

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Re: Rangers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 06:12:34 pm »
Awesome job, 94CG. You explained it perfectly. They tried for years to fake up a rivalry with the goddamn Rangers, and when it still wouldn't take, forced the Astros into the unnatural American League. And then forgot the most important job of ownership -- getting a TV deal -- so that we have to watch the Astros on the "rivals'" broadcasts.

This year the stupid Silver Boot ought to go up the owners' asses. I'd pay to watch that.

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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2013, 06:51:14 pm »
Great job, 94CG!
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2013, 08:09:37 pm »
Excellent inaugural effort!!! I want more!
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 10:31:08 am »
Gentlemen, I thank you for your kind words. That 'un was cathartic, and fun, and also cathartic and fun, to write.
And, by the way, f*** off. --Mr. Happy, with a tip of the cap to JimR
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Re: Rangers @ Astros Series Preview is now up
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2013, 09:19:51 am »
outstanding
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