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Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« on: August 03, 2013, 05:33:09 pm »
Your lineups from the airplane:

Astros

SSJonathan Villar
2BJose Altuve
CJason Castro
DHChris Carter
1BBrett Wallace
3BMatt Dominguez
LFRobbie Grossman
CFBrandon Barnes
RFL.J. Hoes
HOU: Erik Bedard (3-8, 4.28)

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2B Brian Dozier
C Joe Mauer
DH Justin Morneau
RF Ryan Doumit
3B Trevor Plouffe
LF Oswaldo Arcia
1B Chris Colabello
CF Clete Thomas
SS Douglas Bernier
MIN: Kyle Gibson (2-3, 6.21)
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 09:13:09 pm »
Lead surrendered by Harrell by giving up 3 in the 7th. One was walked in. 6-4 Twins
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 09:15:51 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 03, 2013, 09:13:09 pm
Lead surrendered by Harrell by giving up 3 in the 7th. One was walked in. 6-4 Twins

Like I didn't see that coming.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 09:18:37 pm »
Banner night in the GZ.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 09:29:52 pm »
Been fooling with my new wireless Ipod player/charger for my truck. Perkins in for the save. Looks like Paredes up.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 09:30:36 pm »
Oops, check that it is Villar and he grounds out to short. 1 down. 6-4 Twins.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2013, 09:30:59 pm »
Altuve up.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 09:31:56 pm »
I hate the angle in Minnesota. Hard to tell if pitches are high or low.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2013, 09:33:49 pm »
Altuve strikes out looking for the 3rd time tonight. This time on ball 4. Terrible call. Castro up.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2013, 09:35:06 pm »
A 2 out rally wouldn't shock the world, Ash. The pen holding a lead would. It would shock me anyway.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2013, 09:35:40 pm »
Apparently, Mr. Happy is on a plane to somewhere. Have a safe trip.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2013, 09:36:11 pm »
Castro flies out to left. Game over 6-4 Twins
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2013, 09:39:59 pm »
Duensing gets the win to go to 4-1 on the year. Perkins notches his 26th save.

Harrell gets the loss to drop to 5-12. He pitched 2 innings giving up 3 earned on 3 hits and 3 walks.

Bedard went 6 innings giving up 3 earned on 6 hits. He threw 104 pitches walking 2 and striking out 6.

Wallace hit his 8th homer for the Astros.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2013, 09:41:17 pm »
Bring on Rodon.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2013, 09:47:23 pm »
The lady on the post game just said "the bullpen blows.......(long pause).......it's 17th save of the season." I'm surprised it's only 17.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2013, 09:49:49 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on August 03, 2013, 09:18:37 pm
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I've been watching this all night sort of hoping that there was some directive that I'd missed to give Hap the silent treatment.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2013, 09:51:17 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 03, 2013, 09:47:23 pm
The lady on the post game just said "the bullpen blows.......(long pause).......it's 17th save of the season." I'm surprised it's only 17.

That may have been a playful jab at Blum who said at some point during the game 'getting old sucks.' You could hear Ash with a quick intake of breath and then an uncomfortable silence.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2013, 09:55:15 pm »
Parades sent back to AAA for Peacock
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2013, 09:57:58 pm »
Quote from: chuck on August 03, 2013, 09:49:49 pm
I've been watching this all night sort of hoping that there was some directive that I'd missed to give Hap the silent treatment.
We went John Bobbit tonight. Happy is missed when he isn't here.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2013, 10:00:44 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on August 03, 2013, 09:55:15 pm
Parades sent back to AAA for Peacock
Hoping Peacock can pitch up in the bigs like he has in the minors lately.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2013, 10:04:43 pm »
Well good night all. Would write a recap but I am not willing to share my wild sex stories just yet.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2013, 10:08:53 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 03, 2013, 10:04:43 pm
Well good night all. Would write a recap but I am not willing to share my wild sex stories just yet.

Well, we're waiting. When you do see if you can't work in something nasty involving Martha Roby.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2013, 02:57:27 am »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 03, 2013, 09:35:40 pm
Apparently, Mr. Happy is on a plane to somewhere. Have a safe trip.

I was flying back from Denver, but thanks to the modern marvel of in-flight internet, I was able to post lineups for thursday and saturday games this week.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 3, 2013
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2013, 06:49:18 pm »
Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 03, 2013, 09:47:23 pm
The lady on the post game just said "the bullpen blows.......(long pause).......it's 17th save of the season." I'm surprised it's only 17.

She could've stopped at "blows" and it'd have been accurate enough.
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