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Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« on: July 19, 2013, 02:45:46 pm »
Here are your lineups, as the mini-void is mercifully over:

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SSBrad Miller
2BNick Franklin
LFRaul Ibanez
DHKendrys Morales
3BKyle Seager
1BJustin Smoak
RFMichael Saunders
CMike Zunino
CFDustin Ackley
SEA: Joe Saunders (8-8, 4.24)

SS Jake Elmore
2B Jose Altuve
C Jason Castro
1B Chris Carter
LF J.D. Martinez
RF Justin Maxwell
CF Brandon Barnes
3B Matt Dominguez
DH Ronny Cedeno
HOU: Bud Norris (6-8, 3.63)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 02:58:43 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 03:07:19 pm »
Cedeno... DH... again. That's just embarrassing. I would have more confidence in Brett Wallace, with one hand tied behind his back, facing any pitcher, left-handed or otherwise, than Ronny F'ing Cedeno.

But, fuck it, it is good to see a new GameZone thread.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 03:10:41 pm by Reuben »
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 03:12:55 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 19, 2013, 03:07:19 pm
Cedeno... DH... again. That's just embarrassing. I would have more confidence in Brett Wallace, with one hand tied behind his back, facing any pitcher, left-handed or otherwise, than Ronny F'ing Cedeno.


They're doubling down on Miami.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 03:21:29 pm »
They're gonna have to fumigate the visitors' locker room when those dank and moldy bastards leave town.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 03:24:50 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on July 19, 2013, 03:12:55 pm
They're doubling down on Miami.

Tripling.  Elmore is still a short stop on this team.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2013, 03:31:14 pm »
Quote from: Jacksonian on July 19, 2013, 03:24:50 pm
Tripling.  Elmore is still a short stop on this team.

Quadrupling. Ambriz has been recalled and is once again in the bullpen...
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2013, 04:12:37 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on July 19, 2013, 03:31:14 pm
Quadrupling. Ambriz has been recalled and is once again in the bullpen...

Can you fold in blackjack?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2013, 04:56:02 pm »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 19, 2013, 04:12:37 pm
Can you fold in blackjack?

You can surrender.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2013, 07:12:29 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 19, 2013, 03:21:29 pm
They're gonna have to fumigate the visitors' locker room when those dank and moldy bastards leave town.

Is anyone at the game tonight?  I'm sure MMPUS is packed with Mariners fans doing that weird shit they do.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2013, 07:14:12 pm »
its because the home run  statue has the mesmerized  and controls their actions
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2013, 07:18:18 pm »
Bud looks fairly sharp tonight.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2013, 07:21:20 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on July 19, 2013, 07:12:29 pm
Is anyone at the game tonight?  I'm sure MMPUS is packed with Mariners fans doing that weird shit they do.

Ugh I fucking hate Mariners' fans so much. And all that weird shit they do. HATE. THEM.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2013, 07:44:53 pm »
Not nice of Barnes to try and hit those Mariners fans in the Conoco pump area.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2013, 07:47:53 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 19, 2013, 07:44:53 pm
Not nice of Barnes to try and hit those Mariners fans in the Conoco pump area.

They deserved it.  Good for Barnes.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2013, 08:24:59 pm »
Come on Bud! Do you want to be an Astro forever?!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2013, 08:46:27 pm »
Mariners fans. They go to their games - most likely on public transportation - they drink good beer and they eat good food. Bunch of goddamn fairies.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2013, 08:52:48 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 19, 2013, 08:46:27 pm
Mariners fans. They go to their games - most likely on public transportation - they drink good beer and they eat good food. Bunch of goddamn fairies.

Sounds like a bunch of socialists! Why, they're practically Canadian!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2013, 08:54:26 pm »
Quote from: Matt on July 19, 2013, 08:52:48 pm
Sounds like a bunch of socialists! Why, they're practically Canadian!

You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2013, 09:11:21 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 19, 2013, 08:54:26 pm
You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.

The myth of free education still lives?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 09:59:05 pm »
Quote from: chuck on July 19, 2013, 08:54:26 pm
You got that right. And to the south of them you got Oregon. Why, those lunatics have recently come out in favor of free education. The whole goddamn region is a cesspool.

Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?
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« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2013, 10:02:25 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 19, 2013, 09:59:05 pm
Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?

Sickening.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2013, 10:07:53 pm »
Fields ain't looking too good. I don't see a third strike pitch and very questionable command.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2013, 10:14:45 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 19, 2013, 10:07:53 pm
Fields ain't looking too good. I don't see a third strike pitch and very questionable command.

Looks the same as all of the other Astros to me: invisible.
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2013, 10:37:30 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 19, 2013, 09:59:05 pm
Fuckers even want clean water. Can you imagine?

And do they want it free as well?
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2013, 10:40:33 pm »
Congrats to Brandon Barnes on hitting for the cycle!

List of Astros who have hit for the cycle
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2013, 10:57:59 pm »
Barnes now 5-for-5.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2013, 11:01:49 pm »
I wonder if there has ever before been a game where a team collected 16 or more hits, had a player hit for the cycle, and lost? Probably, but I bet not many.
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« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2013, 11:03:39 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 19, 2013, 11:01:49 pm
I wonder if there has ever before been a game where a team collected 16 or more hits, had a player hit for the cycle, and lost? Probably, but I bet not many.

That's because they weren't playing the Mariners.
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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2013, 11:17:58 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on July 19, 2013, 11:03:39 pm
That's because they weren't playing the Mariners.
Those fuckin' Mariners. They'll just make you do all kinds of crazy shit. That's how they get their kicks. The bastards.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2013, 07:56:57 am »
I think the Mariners saw something in Fields' delivery because it appeared that they were not swinging at his curveball out of his hand. Whether Fields was tipping his curve ball or the Mariners were just sitting dead red, he was not very effective, again. I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.
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« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2013, 07:59:05 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on July 20, 2013, 07:56:57 am
I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.

I think we can all agree that the Mariners are vile scum, but let's leave their wives out of it.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2013, 09:22:23 am »
Excellent recap.
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2013, 10:54:40 am »
Good work, counselor! I dog fucking hate the Seafarers!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2013, 11:30:15 am »
And I swear that I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run
No I don't have a run

Let's Go Mariners, get some runs woooooo!
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Re: Mariners @ Astros July 19, 2013
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2013, 11:36:01 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on July 20, 2013, 07:56:57 am
I think the Mariners saw something in Fields' delivery because it appeared that they were not swinging at his curveball out of his hand. Whether Fields was tipping his curve ball or the Mariners were just sitting dead red, he was not very effective, again. I've about had enough of these gadamn Mariner fuckers and their shrewed ways.

You might have something there. I wasn't watching his front because of television, but pitch-tipping can be a problem.
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