I know this looks bad but I think I need to explain how a part of my mind works here.
These tales are all true. All of these people and situations are real, but when you read those stories, they're really about the team or on a rare occasion, this site. In this case, the guy is a metaphor for the team. Lack of identity, NL team in AL clothes, masculine to feminine, caught in transition - all of these things apply, plus a few others. The Astros are very much a guy in a dress.
The hunt is how I feel about my writing in general, and more specifically how I feel about my writing for the site.
How many more of these stories do I have in me? I don't know. Maybe the barrel is bottomless, maybe there's only a couple left. I have no idea, because I don't plan these things out, they just kind of take on a life of their own once I start.
Anyway, there you go. I promised I wasn't going to provide an answer key, but I did, as pretentious as that is and I apologize for it. I just felt I needed to be clear with everyone and to let them know that although there is a literal component to them, these things ain't completely meant to be taken literally. Just partly.
