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Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« on: June 25, 2013, 12:05:38 am »
Switch to the goddamn American League, and we still didn't get rid of the Shitbirds. Fuck you Bud.

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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 07:12:57 am »
Fine stuff, Craig. Glad to see you in print again.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 11:45:43 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on June 25, 2013, 07:12:57 am
Fine stuff, Craig. Glad to see you in print again.

+1 Thanks, Craig. We have missed you. A lot. The hatred that you normally spew keeps me going for weeks at a time. Dark Star did the right thing calling your number for a Turdinals series preview.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 01:40:04 pm »
welcome back, Craig.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 01:47:04 pm »
"I don't hate [the Turds]. I just feel better when they aren't around."

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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 01:49:01 pm »
I would call that a breath of fresh air, but fresh air goes against everything you stand for raise an ass cheek and let one rip for when it comes to the fuggin' Jakes.

Nice job.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 04:28:18 pm »
Sunday night potluck, and Bud brought Bean-O.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 06:42:57 pm »
We interrupt this thread with an update to the series preview, due to breaking news out of Chicago ...

*** BREAKING NEWS UPDATE ***

Former Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood found a dead body while paddleboarding in a Chicago harbor today. Wood did not touch the deceased person, but suffered a separated shoulder while paddling over to investigate. He also blew out his right elbow while calling 9-1-1. Both Wood and the cadaver will be sent to Dr. Andrews for reconstructive surgery. The cadaver is expected to report to spring training and will most likely begin the 2014 season at Iowa, with a probable mid-season call-up to the Cubs.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2013, 08:12:49 am »
So they finally found Prior, huh?
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 01:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Craig on June 25, 2013, 06:42:57 pm
We interrupt this thread with an update to the series preview, due to breaking news out of Chicago ...

*** BREAKING NEWS UPDATE ***

Former Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood found a dead body while paddleboarding in a Chicago harbor today. Wood did not touch the deceased person, but suffered a separated shoulder while paddling over to investigate. He also blew out his right elbow while calling 9-1-1. Both Wood and the cadaver will be sent to Dr. Andrews for reconstructive surgery. The cadaver is expected to report to spring training and will most likely begin the 2014 season at Iowa, with a probable mid-season call-up to the Cubs.

This should somehow be worked into Wood's next State Farm commercial.

Great job, Craig. I feel like I brought in my situational lefty, and he mowed 'em down. I may think of you from now on as the Juan Agosto of the Series Preview staff.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2013, 04:26:17 pm »
Quote from: Dark Star on June 26, 2013, 01:27:02 pm
This should somehow be worked into Wood's next State Farm commercial.

Great job, Craig. I feel like I brought in my situational lefty, and he mowed 'em down. I may think of you from now on as the Juan Agosto of the Series Preview staff.

Ha, fair enough. I'll be down at the ass-end of the bullpen eating nachos, if anyone needs me.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Eh, Throw that One Back
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2013, 04:28:10 pm »
Quote from: Craig on June 26, 2013, 04:26:17 pm
Ha, fair enough. I'll be down at the ass-end of the bullpen eating nachos, if anyone needs me.

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